scooting stars world tour
welcome to scooting stars world tour and whilst lockdown has been keeping us local
mashup is giving us the ability to take to the sky so let's meet today's celebrity party okay
pilot number one is harp's core her dream holiday is iceland her iconic match-up outfit
was a snowman her strength is controlling joe tasker and her weakness is singing
pilot number two is joe tasker his dream holiday is the caribbean his iconic mashup
outfit was shira his strength is his hair arguably and his weakness his confetti cannons
they'll be cheeky our tom isn't it just a bit yeah and hearts your dream destination there iceland
that's ice isn't it yeah i mean i've always wanted to go there you know i've just never had a cold
a holiday if only we'd seen you dress up as a snowman to show
your special strength is keeping control of joe tasker is that with a series of restraints
actually yeah well yes as you can tell you know right now joe is so calm because he needs to be
around yeah i know he's kind of true actually i agree with that like you're a safety blanket
yeah i literally am i'm happy to be that no no joe you you might need a safety blanket
to handle because we're going to take a look at you as she-ra oh oh yeah check that out
it's a good about time that deserves a return now you're saying oh yeah but shira's taken legal
action over that case she is she's not happy with it and what's the deal with confetti cannons why
don't you like them no it's not like it's just everything it's the design man called nick i'm
watching you nick every time he does it right next to me and he scares me every single time
and then he scares me every single time because it's almost like they're designed to surprise you
what's all that about well guys that you know today you've seen this game play before
the aim is deceptively simple it's to jet around the course in as fast a time as you possibly can
but which presenter will be victorious harps you are up first so if you'd like to make your way
to your craft please take a seat in the aircraft uh let me grab my flag to start this is flight
zero zero one please do prepare for turbulence hearts uh as you go up up and away we've
huddersfield joe from leeds and the winner of this race will get the respect of the whole of
west yorkshire the loser my goodness she's nabbed the shades already the loser incidentally is going
to get the respect of all the other counties in the country but who wants that oh my goodness
she has not knocked into the wall like so many other people have credit where is another rescue
magnificent display but what's the bonus going to be worth she's been
quarantined in passport control she's been cleared and she's coming into land
yes that was tremendous hearts you flew around the course yeah i thought that was quite smooth
actually it was very good i can confirm your lap time was 30 40 40.2 seconds okay not bad
not bad yeah but we'll see exactly what your time is when you reveal the the penalties or
not on the objects and can you do that very slowly just doing crease the drama i could do
that let's go for the shades first oh all right shades of glory come on it's actually quite scary
we got minuses come on jellyfish come on
we'll take it oh no third time come on can we be come on snakey
unprecedented team minus 25 overall which means that your lap time for today was
it was 15.2 seconds 15.2 look at that that puts you into an early and perhaps unassailable lead
seconds huh how are you feeling i'm so emotional i mean i think it deserves a
tear yeah it's on its way that was a joy i mean surely joe's not bettering that is he
no he's not gone he is not and speaking of joe tesco let's go see how he's getting on shall we
he's not gonna like that he's not gonna like that one bit 15.2 seconds that is what you call flight
joe tasker yeah that was a very quick laptop that was our last feeling it was all right mate yeah
she's at the corners quickly she grabbed the correct animals out there i've got nothing no
comment no more comments on that well that's a lot of comment for a man with no comments
inevitable joe but now is the time please make your way to your aircraft i'm gonna grab my flag
joe this is flight zero zero two you've got a mountain to climb but can you sail over it get
ready for a bumpy flight and up up and away you come on take off this is it the scooting stars
lap to end all scooting stars left 15.2 seconds to beat is tasker up to the task
he's this son of carly about to carve and name himself in scooting stars legend he's going all
over the place but he's managed to get a bonus already he's never jellyfish too my goodness
it was still a decent time here 38.7 i don't know why i'm out of breath i was
sat down you you whizzed around quicker than harps did that's a good start but how did you
do with your objects now please take your time on this we really want to ramp up that drummer
let's ramp it up i love you ben this is scary isn't it okay oh no oh it's a bad start it
is a bad start okay don't blame the snake joe you sally the snake okay three two one
nothing this is literally nothing it's a joke that could be good or bad if it's not a plus
don't you laugh at me okay all right we don't know this is unprecedented does it and this is busting
sorry don't throw a flip-flop in anger joe it never ends well
it doesn't world it does all right so that leaves you with a time joe oh come on what
is it hey i'm afraid is it 10 seconds it is 58. oh 0.7 seconds that is near on a minute
and that's without one of the objects even having a floss horror but i have the objective
but i tell you one person who doesn't mind too much about that and that is hubs
that's because you are the winner
and just to add insult to injury joe tasker gets a confetti cannon to the face
again i do still love you joe yeah sure perhaps you must be delighted i'm over the moon i can't
believe it oh well congratulations uh but that does mean joe that there is only one
spot for you and that is the loser's podium uh now there's no prize for loser no no
i tell a fib there is one little prize what is it you get to resume your place in your
vehicle and take a scenic tour around the many sites of science caribbean
so yeah near enough caribbean next time so please go take your seat for your lap of shame
joe
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