LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING MISSING, ROBIN
THICKE! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ROBIN, HOW GOOD ARE YOU WITH CHEESY PICK-UP LINES?
ROBIN: I'VE NEVER BEEN REALLY GOOD PICKING UP WOMEN,
ESPECIALLY THE PICKUP LINES.
JAMES: REALLY?
I'M NOT VERY GOOD EITHER. BUT TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO SEE
WHO IS THE BEST OR SHALL I SAY THE WORST AND WE HAVE CHOSEN AN
AUDIENCE MEMBER TO HELP US OUT. PLEASE HELP WITH US A ROUND OF
APPLAUSE, EVERYBODY.
>> THANK YOU. JAMES: HELLO.
I'M JAMES.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> I'M STACY.
JAMES: ARE YOU A FAN OF A CHEESY PICKUP LINE?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
JAMES: LET'S FIND OUT BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO PLAY "LAY IT ON
THICK WITH ROBIN THICKE." DO YOU NEED TO LAY DOWN?
YOU MUST BE SO TIRED. BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN RUNNING
THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY.
[APPLAUSE] ROBIN: HELLO.
GOOD EVENING. [LAUGHTER]
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS JACKET IS MADE OF?
BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. >> YES.
JAMES: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOUR HAND LOOKS A LITTLE HEAVY. DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLD IT FOR
YOU?
[APPLAUSE] ROBIN: EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU BY
CHANCE A PROFESSIONAL MAGICIAN? >> NO.
ROBIN: BECAUSE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU EVERYONE IN THE ROOM
DISAPPEARS. [APPLAUSE]
JAMES: IS YOUR NAME GOOGLE.COM? BECAUSE YOURE EVERYTHING IVE
BEEN SEARCHING FOR. [APPLAUSE]
ROBIN: YOUR NAME MUST BE WALDO, BECAUSE A GIRL LIKE YOU
IS SO HARD TO FIND. JAMES: OK.
ALL RIGHT.
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
ALL RIGHT.
I GOOD CALL TO COME DOWN HERE.
THEY SAID THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY.
NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO LOOK FOR, BUT I DID BECAUSE YOU ARE ON
FIRE. [APPLAUSE]
ROBIN: SO I -- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
SO I CANCELED MY TRIP TO SPACE. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE
EARTH BECAUSE I CAN SEE THE STARS IN YOUR EYES.
[APPLAUSE] JAMES:IVE DONE ALL THE MATH,
IVE CRUNCHED ALL THE NUMBERS, AND IT KEEPS SAYING THAT ME PLUS
YOU EQUALS TRUE LOVE. ROBIN: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I'M DONE RUNNING ALL MY EXPERIMENTS OF THE DAY BECAUSE I
DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU AND I HAVE CHEMISTRY.
>> OH, GOD. [APPLAUSE]
>> SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, GUYS. DID YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK
RIGHT NOW?
>> YES. >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
JAMES: COME ON! OWEN WILSON?
ROBIN: HE DOES THAT TO ME EVERY TIME.
JAMES: WELL, THIS HAS BEEN "LAY IT ON THICK WITH ROBIN THICKE
AND OWEN WILSON"! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!