What the hell?
Stop saying that!
What the hell?
Stop!
What the hell?
WHAT THE HELL?
What the hell?
And then the "c" comes after the "b"
And finally, the "d" comes last.
Now, you try it!
Um... a, b, c, d.
You work on that and I'll see you next time.
Okay, bye!
Hey, Biscuit!
Were you practicing your times tables with your tutor?
No! No! A B C D's!
Well, would you like to practice your math facts?
I've got some time!
Um.... bye!
Okay, Latté. Go up to the map and find North America!
You've got this, Latté!
Remember, you're not in France anymore!
Here it is!
Very good, Latté! Excellent work!
Nice going, Latté
Okay, class, now who discovered North America?
Latté!
Repeat after me!
Okay!
I'm loved!
I am loved!
I... I'm stronger!
I'm stronger!
I love my curls!
I Love my curls!
I'm fierce!
I am FIERCE!
I'm beautiful!
I am beautiful!
And yes you are.
Good morning, boys and girls, welcome back to class!
I hope everyone had a good weekend.
Today we're going to...
Yes, Biscuit?
Miss Read? I can't get in the meet!
My computer is broken!
But Biscuit! You're not...
It doesn't work! I'll NEVER get in!
Biscuit, you are already in the meet
or you wouldn't be able to talk to me.
Oh...
Okay, class, let's...
Yes, Biscuit?
Miss Read? Yesterday, Daddy, he... we went...
Daddy said we and we went there and
You know what? What we saw?
It was... it...
And it is big but Daddy said we
shouldn't so I didn't but then
What's it called?
It wanted my ice cream but I said,
"you are not getting my ice cream! And I ate it!"
Okay, let's listen to the national anthem now.
Alright, now that everyone has their bowls,
follow along with me!
Um, Biscuit, sweetie,
I don't think your Daddy wants you to lick the camera.
There is no escape...
Luke! I am your father!
Okay, now everyone. This is the letter "b".
It says buh ... buh... like bat or ball.
Miss Read! I have the BIGGEST ball!
Ow!!!!
Cricket! That's mine!
Leave it! That's mine!
So, Biscuit, what do you think 2+3 is?
Biscuit! I think you forgot to mute!
Daddy! There's no toilet paper! Daddy!
Alright, now everyone hold their recorders just like this.
And blow!
Yeah... just like that
Well, class, that's all we have time for today.
Don't forgot to practice your adding facts.
Miss Read?
Read a little bit and I'll see you all tomorrow.
I... I was... I want to get...
Time for our spelling challenge, class!
Now remember! New pencils for the winning team!
I got this Latté!
Excellent, Biscuit! Go ahead!
Okay, Biscuit, for one point...
tell me how you spell Crocodile.
Oh... just a second... hmmm...
Can I use a lifeline?
No, Biscuit.
Call a friend?
I'm sorry, Biscuit.
Just tell me how to spell Crocodile for the point.
K... R... A... W... K.... O... D... I... A... L!
I'm sorry, Biscuit. But that is incorrect!
Well, it may be wrong,
but you asked me how I spell it!
Point Team Biscuit.
Okay, class, that's our lesson on puncuation.
Now, let's see...
Can any of you use the word "dandelion" in a sentence?
But WITH an exclamation mark?
Yes, Biscuit?
The cheetah is faster dandelion.
Ummm, yes. That works... I guess...
Now let's try a harder one!
Can anyone show us how using a colon in a sentence
can make a big difference!
Anyone?
Yes, Biscuit?
I ate my own lunch after school.
Now, how would a colon make a difference in that sentence?
I ate my own colon after school!
Do I get a virtual sticker Miss Read? Do I?
Do I?
Thanks, Sparky.
A little bit more information than we needed to know.
Uh, what about you, Biscuit.
How old is your Dad?
Daddy is 8 years old.
Ummm... I don't think that's possible, Biscuit.
But Miss Read! Daddy said he became a father
when Cricket was born! So 8 years!
Okay, class, so July 4th is a very special day
for our American neighbours!
Does anyone know why?
It's Dependence Day!
It's the day my mom gets a check from the government
for having 12 kids!
We call it Dependence Day!
Okay, right.
But Independence Day is a very special holiday!
Independence Day is when people get to celebrate being free!
Wait! I'm not three, I'm four!
You're a half, Biscuit! You were born on Leap Day!
Oh, right. I mean I'm half!
Even worse! I'm not a baby anymore!
Well....
Hey!
Okay, class, stop arguing! Back on topic.
Now, Biscuit.
Can you tell me who signed the declaration of independence?
What? You don't think? Okay, who's the rat?
Who told Miss Read?
Pardon?
It wasn't me, Miss Read! I didn't sign it!
I think it was Sparky! Sparky did it! I just lent him my markers!
Can I still go to jail for lending markers?
Biscuit... I...
I AM going to jail. Oh, no!
My future in Deep Sea diving ruined by kindergarten!
Latté, when I'm in the clink,
send me a metal cup so I can run it across the bars!
Certainly, Biscuit, what colour of mug would you like?
Blue! And a harmonica, so I can PLAY the blues.
And that's why it's my favourite beef bone!
Uh, thank you, Sparky, for showing us that in such a...
colourful way.
Now, Biscuit. What did you bring to show the class?
I brought in my baby brother Kevin.
Wow! He's very cute.
Tell us about Kevin!
Well, he pees a lot,
poops in the house, takes my stuff and tries to eat my food!
Ummm... normally Biscuit,
people bring things into class when they are proud of them.
That's why it's called "Show and Tell".
Show and tell?
I thought this was "Shop and Swap"! Dang it!
Okay, class.
Today we're going to talk about contradictions.
"Contradictions"? What are those?
Wait! You are having a baby?
How far apart ARE the contradictions?
No, Biscuit. That's contra...
Oh my gosh! We just went through this with Daddy!
This is bad! I forget my training!
Biscuit! I'm not...
Going to the hospital? You're having the baby here? Aw man!
Biscuit, I need...
Towels, right? Latté, you're on towel duty!
I shall go to the office and get some!
I can't...
do this without your doula?
You're right! I'll call her. What's her number?
To think I could have gone into botany!