- Squirrels for hands, they'd be way too close to your face.
- I can't see myself wearing a bikini.
- And I think you agree with me.
(gasping) YOU DON'T?!
♪ (8-bit intro) ♪
- "Would You Rather?"
Maybe I would, yes.
- I only know how to play it at parties.
- You pick the lesser of two evils,
and some of them, it's a no-win either way.
- (FBE) So this is "Would You Rather?"
We're going to have you play through a few questions
and see how often your opinions sides with the majority.
- Okay, I'm likely the minority.
My choices are usually odd.
- I don't know. I'm a little strange sometimes.
- I try and stay in touch with the world,
so it could be a toss-up.
- Let's do it. I'm ready.
- Would I rather have Pepsi or have a Coke?
Coke, of course! No question about that.
Most people have to prefer Coke.
They just do.
Yes, I mean, Coke is just vastly superior.
The Pepsi taste just tastes more fake.
It has an aftertaste that is gross.
It's also not as bubbly.
- Ooh, I like this one.
Be James Bond, 007.
Be Dr. Who-- uh-uh, James bond.
That's my guy.
I do like Daniel Craig because he's kind of rugged
and, you know, but Sean Connery, that's my favorite.
- Would you rather be a cat; be a dog?
Oh, not even a question.
Dogs are cute and cuddly.
Cats are a little on the edge of psycho.
You just don't know what's gonna happen.
So I'd definitely be a dog. Definitely.
Yeah, 63%-- it should've been a higher percentage.
- Be a starting NFL kicker in the league for 15--
oh, that's what I've always wanted to do.
Be a starting NFL quarterback in the league for four years.
I've always wanted to be a quarterback, too,
but money-wise, quarterbacks make more money,
but longevity is key to setting records
and 15 years as a kicker, I might make more money
than four years as a quarterback.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the kicker.
Okay, yeah, the quarterback one is more glory,
and that's why more people pick that,
and that is what I would have preferred to have been,
but not just for four years.
I want to go 15 years.
- Be a NASCAR driver in the red; be a horse jockey.
I am so sorry, but NASCAR drivers don't have to pick up poop.
Cars have wheels with gas pedals and nitrogen,
and they go really fast and I like to go really fast.
NASCAR.
73%, well.
That's pretty good, 73%.
You guys are smart out there!
- Would you rather admit all your guilty pleasures
to friends and family or never partake
in any of your guilty pleasures again?
Well, admit everything.
I think at this point, my friends and family
wouldn't be surprised by much of anything that's a guilty pleasure.
But never partake again?
I'm thinking because I'm older,
older people really have less problem with, like,
"This is what I am. Take it or leave it."
Younger people probably would just say,
"Oh no, I'll never partake again."
Oh, okay! It's close.
Yeah, because then you can just go have
new guilty pleasures.
- Okay, always speak in pig Latin or always speak
in Shakespeare dialogue.
I'm gonna pass on the pig Latin.
I'm gonna go with the Shakespeare
because it can be more eloquent and more funny that way.
Yes, they agreed with me.
- Would I rather only have a first grade education
or live in a world where everyone else only has a first grade education?
- That's an easy one.
(laughing)
We all want to be elitist.
I can teach the ones that only have a first grade education.
- I would have to suffer my own stupidity in that regard
because if the world only had a first grade education,
it would be terrible.
And it's the minority.
- Would you rather be a genius in a world of unintelligent people,
(laughing) be unintelligent in a world of geniuses?
Wow, be a genius in a world of people who could not understand you?
I think that would drive you out of your mind.
And be unintelligent in a world of geniuses,
the geniuses could all get together and fix everything.
I think I would rather be unintelligent
in a world full of geniuses and see what they come up with,
so I'm going red.
Whoa! Boy, I got blown away.
- Would you rather yell a swear word between every word
or get punched in the face after every swear?
I'd [bleep] rather [bleep] damn it swear
between every damn word.
And I think you agree with me.
(gasping) YOU DON'T?!
You want to get punched in the face?
Are you people out of your minds?!
I'll punch you. You come find me.
I'll punch you. I've got a great left hook.
- Would you rather wrestle an alligator
or wrestle a bear?
I have wrestled a bear. - (FBE) You have?
- I have wrestled a bear.
I actually was the MC of a bear wrestling show
at an amusement park when I was 21.
So I would say I'd rather wrestle a bear
because at least you're on land.
The majority picked an alligator. You know what?
Now that I think about it, they don't have
the dexterity of a bear, so if you get on their back,
they can't turn around and bite you.
I should've thought of that before.
- Live in a foreign city and not know the language,
live on an island alone.
Oh no, I don't want to be alone.
Okay, there we go.
Because I can learn, you know, try to learn a language,
but alone, no.
I'm a social butterfly.
- Okay, blue!
Be stranded alone; be stranded with someone you hate?
Being alone, I mean, has its good things,
but being stranded with someone that you hate,
can we work on maybe getting along because being stranded alone,
man, you can get awful crazy.
I would go with stranded on someone you hate
because I think it can change.
Hey, not bad.
Yeah, being alone-- tough.
- Would I rather have squirrels for hands
or guinea pigs for feet?
Oh, guinea pigs for feet, absolutely.
Squirrels for hands, they'd be way too close to your face.
So, no, keep the animals down below.
And people would agree with that.
Of course, they would. Who wants a squirrel on your hand?
Nasty creatures.
- Would you rather have a giant birthmark
covering 78% of your face, or have a two-foot tail?
There's multiple uses for a two-foot tail.
Be out there on the golf course, I'm behind a tree,
I'm talking to the guys and my tail is pushing it from behind the tree
out in the open, he doesn't see a thing.
Whereas a birthmark covering 78% of your face,
there's not a lot of value there.
So I'm gonna go with have a two-foot tail,
and 80% agree with me.
Wise people, wise people.
- Wear a woolen bodysuit in the Sahara?
Oh no!
Or wear a bikini in the Antarctic?
(squeamishly) Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, both are-- oh, both are terrible.
I hate the heat. I hate the--
I can't wait for the cold to hit us here
because this heat is driving me crazy.
Heat is worse, I think, in your old age,
but then again, I've been cold in my old age
and it kind of really hurts the bones,
but I can't see myself wearing a bikini.
I'm gonna rough it in the Sahara with a woolen bodysuit
and just sweat it out.
Bikini just isn't gonna get it in the Antarctic.
Nah-uh, no.
- Never be able to say thanks or please?
Sometimes, you don't have a chance to say please,
but you always have to make time to say thank you.
It's just one of my things in life.
I could live with that.
Oh, okay. Wow.
Thank you is more important than please.
Please is important, too, but thank you's the most.
- (FBE) Looks like you agreed with the majority
about 67% of the time.
- Some of them were a bit dumb, these are fun.
- It's very interesting and I didn't realize there would be
so much of a thought process.
I thought it'd be a little sillier.
- That was a lot of fun.
I love stuff like this, where it's a little proactive
and you have an opinion.
Yeah, yeah, I'll definitely tell my friends about this.
- Thanks for watching us play Would You Rather
on the React channel.
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- Bye!
- Hey everybody, Derek here, one of the React channel producers.
I'm gonna regret saying this, but let's play a fun little game.
Let's play "Would You Rather" in the comments.
You give me a question, I'm gonna answer.