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>> Greg: TRUMP THUMPS RIVAL
CHUMPS.
IT’S TRUE, TRUMP IS IN THE LEAD
AS JOE’S CAMPAIGN STARTS TO
BLEED.
THE WASHINGTON POST SLASH ABC
NEWS POLL SHOWS 49% WOULD
DEFINITELY OR PROBABLY VOTE FOR
TRUMP IN 2024 COMPARED TO 42%
FOR JOE BIDEN.
THAT’S A DIFFERENCE OF SEVEN
PERCENTAGE POINTS, KAT.
IT’S CARRIE AMONGST TRUMP’S
NEWEST SUPPORTERS ARE FIRST LADY
JILL AND SON HUNTER.
TRUMP TROUNCES COMPETITION, TOO,
AND SADLY EVEN BEFORE ANY OF
THEM GOT THEIR NICKNAME.
AMONG REPUBLICANS 43% WANT THEM
TO GET THE NOMINATION COMPARED
TO 20% FOR FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON
DeSANTIS AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS
LOWER THAN THE DEMAND FOR BUD
LIGHT.
YEAH.
I’M WHISTLING IN THE GRAVE YARD.
MEANTIME, BIDEN’S NOT EVEN
POPULAR WITHIN HIS OWN PARTY.
IN FACT, HE’S SO UNPOPULAR HIS
NEW SECRET SERVICE CODE IS
KAMALA HARRIS.
NEARLY 60% OF DEMS WANT ANOTHER
CANDIDATE TO WIN THE NOMINATION
CITING MAJOR CONCERNS WITH HIS
AGE AND MENTAL ACUITY.
BUT WHERE WERE THEY IN 2020.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, IT’S GOING
TO GET BETTER?
HERE HE WAS TODAY.
>> AS WE APPROACH MEMORIAL DAY
THIS WEEKEND -- OR MEMORIAL DAY.
I’M RUSHING IT.
>> Greg: WELL, AT LEAST HE
DIDN’T SAY CHRISTMAS.
IF HE DID HE WOULD HAVE STOPPED
TO BUY AN EASTER BASKET.
IF THESE NUMBERS HOLD HUNTER
WILL NEED ONE TO SELL ART.
I’M WORLDERING IF THIS JUST
VERTEBRAE TAL FOR PRESIDENT
BIDEN?
>> THIS POLL IS BRUTAL FOR
PRESIDENT BIDEN.
>> ABSOLUTELY GEORGE.
>> Greg: YOU KNOW HE’S IN
TROUBLE WHEN GEORGE
STEPHANOPOULOS HAS TO BE HONEST.
WHAT SAY YOU, JOE?
>> SO PEOPLE DON’T LIKE ME VERY
MUCH.
BIG DEAL.
IT DIDN’T HURT ME LAST TIME, I
WENT IN THE BASEMENT CAME OUT I
WAS PRESIDENT.
WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN AGAIN.
I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, I GREW UP
ON A TWO-STORY FARM AND WE HAVE
AN OLD EXPRESSION, PEOPLE IN
GLASSHOUSES SHOULDN’T TEACH A
DOG NEW TRICKS AND THAT’S A TRUE STORY.
STORY.
IT’S NO JOKE.
SO TRIPLE J, WHAT IS THIS POLL
MEANT TO TELL EVERYBODY, THAT
THEY HAVE TO DUMP KAMALA OR DOES
JOE HAVE TO STEP ASIDE?
WHAT’S GOING ON HERE.
>> Johnny: I HAVE A WHOLE
CONSPIRACY THEORY AND I HOPE
YOU’RE READY.
I THINK DEMOCRATS KNOW WHAT
THEY’RE DOING, THEY’RE TRYING TO
BAIT REPUBLICANS INTO INFIGHTING
AND TRUMP BEING THE NOMINEE AND
BIDEN’S THERE TO KEEP ANY OTHER
LEGIT CONTENDER OUT THOSE IN
CHARGE DON’T WANT.
AND THEY’LL PULL HIM WHEN THE
TIME IS RIGHT TO PUT THEIR
PERSON THERE BEFORE EVERYONE
ELSE CAN.
SO THEY’RE TRYING KEEP THEIR
PRIMARY FROM BEING A DEMOCRATIC
ELECTION BUT IT WON’T BE BIDEN.
>> WOW.
>> WHAT ARE THE GUYS IN THE
SHELTER TELLING YOU ABOUT THE RACE?
RACE?
WHO DO THEY WANT TO RUN?
>> WELL, ME AND THE GANG AT THE
DUMPSTER WHEN WE’RE TALKING
ABOUT POLITICS WE HAVE A THEORY,
TOO.
YEAH, LIKE JOE’S JUST A TOOL.
LIKE HE’S NOT REALLY RUNNING
ANYTHING, RIGHT?
AND THE DEMOCRATS CAN GO OH, JOE
BIDEN AND HIS CRAZY IDEAS,
THEY’RE NOT POLLING SO WELL AND
THEY’LL REPLACE HIM WITH ANOTHER
USEFUL IDIOT.
DON’T YOU REMEMBER IN 2016 WHEN
WE WERE LIKE OH THESE POLLS WERE
WAY OFF AND TURNS OUT FOUR OUT
OF FIVE OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE
LIARS.
HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
IT’S NICE TO SEE REALITY
INJECTED BACK INTO AMERICA.
SO IT’S NOT LIKE HE WASN’T
RUNNING THE SHOW FOR FOUR YEARS
AND JUST CRUSHING ON EVERY LEFT.
SO IT WASN’T TOO LONG AGO WE CAN
GO WOW KEY WITH EVERY CHEAP WAS
AGAIN, PEACE, PEACE IN THE
MIDDLE EAST.
I’LL TAKE THAT.
>> AND TWITTER WOULD BE FUN,
RIGHT?
>> Greg: IT’S TRUE, THE ONLY
REASON BIDEN WON BIDEN HADN’T
YET RUINED THE COUNTRY, RIGHT?
SO THOSE ARE THE THINGS -- IT
WASN’T -- IT WAS A NARROW MARGIN
OF VOTERS BUT THERE WERE TWO
MAKE 0 VARIABLES THERE AND THEN
OF COURSE THEY CHANGED THE
ELECTION.
>> AND HE’LL CALM THINGS DOWN.
>> Greg: HE CALMED MY ASS.
>> VERY SMALL MARVIN OF VOTERS.
LIKE, I DON’T KNOW WHY HE
COULDN’T JUST FIND THEM, THEY’RE
THERE.
>> BY THE WAY FIND ASSUMES IS
THERE, YOU CAN’T FIND SOMETHING
THAT DOESN’T EXIST AND THAT WILL
GO AWAY.
KAT, DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT IT
STILL COMES DOWN TO TWO CHOICES?
AND WHAT’S WORST IS IT’S EVEN
THE SAME TWO CHOICES.
SO WE’VE HAD TWO CHOICES FOR
EIGHT YEARS.
>> Kat: I’M EXHAUSTED THINKING
ABOUT IT.
ALL I KNOW FOR SURE WHOEVER
LOSES ALL PEOPLE WILL BLAME IT
ON ME FOR VOTING THIRD PARTY.
BUT I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND, YOU
POINT OUT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE
TURN TO NORMALCY.
NONE OF IT.
THE PRESIDENT IS SUPPOSED TO BE
ABLE TO -- IT IS HE NOT EVEN
THAT HE CAN’T REALLY LEAD, IT’S
THAT HE CAN’T REALLY BE EXPECTED
TO FOLLOW SOMEBODY AWAY FROM A
PODIUM.
I MEAN, 63 OR SOME PERCENT DON’T
THINK HE HAS THE ENINIAL FITNESS
TO BE PRESIDENT?
WHO WILL THE REST OF THE PEOPLE?
.
I WANT TO TALK TO THESE PEOPLE
BECAUSE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE
THEY SPEAKING TO?
BOARDWALK IT’S LIKE OH, THAT’S
NORMAL A NORMAL WAY TO TALK.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
>> THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE JOE SAID
HE’S SMARTER THAN.
HE COACHED THAT UP.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU’RE LIKE OUR
WASHINGTON INSIDER, EXPERT, AND
YOUR HAIR’S NOT BAD EITHER.
>> I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU GET
A HAIR CUT.
>> I DON’T EITHER.
BUT IF I DON’T GET ONE IT GETS
OUT OF CONTROL AND I START
LOOKING LIKE A GOAT.
>> Greg: CHARLIE ARE WE OVER
AFTERNOON LYING THESE POLES?
>> YEAH, I THINK SO, POLLS ARE
KIND OF MEANINGLESS BUT YOU HAVE
ABC AND WASHINGTON POST ALLOWING
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
THAT TELLS YOU SOMETHING RIGHT
THERE. AND I THINK IT’S PROBABLY AN
AND I THINK IT’S PROBABLY AN
ACCURATE REFLEX OF THE E
ELECTORATE.
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THEM IS
THEY’RE THE OBNOXIOUS COOL GUYS
IN THE BACK OF THE GLASS NOT
PAYING ATTENTION EVER.
THE MEDIA HAS SPENT YEARS AND
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SAYING
DONALD TRUMP IS UNFIT FOR
POLITICAL OFFICE AND THEN YOU DO
A POLL AND THEY’RE LIKE, YEAH,
TRUMP, LET’S GO WITH THAT.
>> WE JUST PRODUCED A
JANUARY 6TH MINI SERIES WITH AN
ABC PRODUCER.
OH, YEAH, THAT WAS A BAD DAY.
WE’RE TRUMP.
>> TRUMP?
>> YEAH.
>> BABY RUMP WHO BELIEVE THAT WE
COULD CONVINCE JOE BIDEN HE WAS
AT PRINCE CARL’S COORDINATION.
I GET WE COULD, JOE, HOW WAS IT?