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Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome back to Pottermore!
*Jack is humming the Harry Potter Theme*
We're doing more Harry Potter stuff, because
It's fun and I wanted to do more , but I didn't even think there was more
'Cause I only heard people talk about their patronuses and their Hogwarts house
I didn't realize their was a whole lot more you could do , but after I did the last one video people keep tweeting at me
and sending me pictures and everything of their--the rest of this stuff
like their wand , I didn't know you got to discover your wand
I want to know what my wand is , and also your *Jack struggles to read* Aelvermorny? Ilvermorny house?
I don't know what it is. But Ilvermorny , Aelvermorny whatever is the great North American school of magic which was found in seveteenth century
It stands at the highest peak of Mount Greylock, where it is concealed from non-magic gaze by a variety of powerful enchantments
Which sometimes manifest in a wreath of misty cloud
IRISH BEGINNINGS!
Isolt Sayre, it doesn't sound like an Irish name
Was born around 1603 and spent her childhood in the valley of
Coomloughra
oh by jesus!
County Kerry , in Ireland
she was the offspring of two pure-blood wizardry families, her father william sayre-
blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah
daaamn, okay we'll hopefully get to figure out what that is, after a while
but the first thing i wanna do is discover my wand
I Don't know what we do, but mr.. Ollivander is gonna treat me nicely you take your time and answer
Honestly your find your answers are final. Yeah. I know same as last time
UM, To ensure we find the perfect wand for you. It is very important that you answer the following questions
honestly first of all would you describe yourself as
Yeah, I'm average Height. I'm not tall and I'm not short.
i'm Like five foot nine and a half if we're going to get technical about it
I'm almost 5'10'', but not really um which is like purely average height and your eyes are
My eyes, there's some baby blues
blue green blue gray
Which is blue?
Yes, the fucking weird mix match of color, so she's got the baby blues
Maybe blue grey. I know I'm just putting on blue
what was the day that you were born I was born on an odd number because I was born on the seventh and
The seventh is odd
This is maths with Jack and not just maths - wizard's maths
Wizarding mathematics, we're one
Salamander plus two
eyeballs equals magic,an odd number
Do you most pride yourself on - i thought that said kitchen - your kindness, your
Optimism, your determination, your resilience,
imagination, intelligence, or originality.
I don't think I'm wholly original
I have some originality and creativity in me, but I don't think that I don't think that that's my best trait
I don't think my intelligence is my best trait. I'm not dumb even though
I hope I seem to prove the opposite of that all the time in my videos
But I don't think intelligence is my strongest thing imagination is pretty good
but
I don't know - imagination, daydreaming. I don't know are those my positive qualities. I think I am resilient
I am determined. I have a bit of all of these in me.
I think my kindness or my optimism would be my main traits. I think maybe my optimism
A big ol daddy long-legs in my room. get out of here sir
You're not supposed to be in here hang out with that light for a while
My optimism because I like to see the good in everything I like to remain positive and see the positives and a lot of things
Traveling alone down a deserted road you reach across roads. Do you continue left towards the sea?
Ahead towards the forest or right towards the castle
well in a crossroads
I always tend to go right because I'm right-handed and I feel like everything I do is on the right side
Not the wrong side ha ha it's a little magic joke for - you wizards jokes
Welcome to Hogwarts School where you learn wizards jokes!
even though I'm in Ravenclaw, so
apparently i'm book-smart more than anything which I know shocked us all
And i'm gonna say right towards the castle I do like castles
And I like going right I do like forests more than castles because they're cool
I head towards the forest
Cuz it's like left right nah. Fuck it. Let's just go straight screw the rules. Do you most fear - fire,
Darkness,
isolation, small spaces, or Heights
Well you got me
um
Small spaces I don't fear or at least I don't think I fear
But I I think if I ever got into a really small space and couldn't like move my arms at all
Like say if I have to go into a cave
Or a tunnel or something where if they're like shimmy through it like this
I think panic would sit in pretty quickly
the fact that I can't like use my arms to move and shimmy and then the feeling of possibly getting stuck in there and
That's scary, but I've ever been in that
I do know that my fear of heights is quite strong even going up escalators in airports where it's like a floor below
And you see all the glass and like
help
It's weird because if you have fear of heights. It's it's normally
It's only a fear of heights without any safety nets
It's like if I'm on top of a building and I'm looking out over a railing down that would scare the fucking shit out of
Me, but if I'm in the building
Like looking down with a good buffer between me. I'm not that scared. It's same on a plane
I'm never scared of heights on a plane because you're only looking out
I think it's that feeling when you can't see anything below you on a plane you're looking out
But there's like the the sight of the plane is right there
But if you were like if that's I did the plane if the sight of a plane was glass
I would freak the fuck out - anyway, moving on. In the chest of magical artifacts, which one would you choose - an ornate mirror.
dusty bottle
golden key, a silver dagger
Bound scroll or glittering jewel. I would be all over that silver dagger - silver dagger or the golden key.
It's done. Rowan wood, with a dragon heartstring core, twelve and a half inches
plaint - or pliant
flexibility. Hear that?
Twelve and a half inches. What's up, twelve and a half inches with dragon heartstring
Rouen Roman Atwood
Wand with a dragon heartstring?
Smile more wand that's what we call it so - it's not the coolest-looking wand
But very few ones are actually that cool-looking in Harry Potter like Harry's wand is boring-looking
Hermione's is kind of boring some people though, and I can't remember who has them
I just remember looking at the wands - some people have really cool-looking wands - like the Elder Wand,
I don't even think is that cool-looking it looks like the amygdalas from
blood-borne
But it doesn't really - look - doesn't look like the most powerful wand in the world. It looks unique
But you know I don't know how you'd fix it um your wand has - has chosen you spread the word. No.
More about my wand
Rowan. Rowan wood has always been much favored for wands because it is reputed - okay - to be more protective than any other
whatever, I want to hear with a dragon as a rule, dragon heartstring produce wands with the most power and which are
capable of the most flamboyant spells
Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than any other types while they can change
Allegiance if one from their original master - Get out of here daddy long-legs!
motherfucker
They always bond strongly with the current owner. The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the dark arts
though it will not incline that way of its own accord
It is also the most prone to the three cores to accidents being somewhat temperamental. I like that
Well not - not the abilities of a but. I just like that. It's a dragon heartstring. Sounds cool. That's what I want
Okay, let's let's head back. Let's do our ilver Morni house Alvermorny - Alver - Whatever the fuck
We don't have to answer questions like this again. Would you rather - oh That's tripping me out.
Would you rather hunt or heal. Heal, please.
I am strongest when I know I'm right,
with my comrades,
enthusiastic, awake,
Alone. none of these are really the same as each other. I'm strongest when I'm awake - not - I'm strongest when I'm asleep
Umm,
Or maybe it's I'm strongest when I'm hashtag woke. I'm strongest when I'm enthusiastic
When I feel like I have like like a lot of gusto in something,
I feel like I'm strongest not when I'm right, coz
When you think you're right does not mean you're actually right, plus being right is not always the strongest thing -
That, or when I'm with my friends
What would you exchange for your heart's desire?
Yeah, what would you exchange for your heart's desire? anything?
That which I can afford to lose, blood sweat and tears, or what it is worth.
For my heart's desire...
I Feel like blood sweat and tears. I feel like if I really want something
I will put my all into it to accomplish it or achieve it
But materialistic things is a bit different
Think of the question you would most like answered by a person or an all-knowing being or device
Which of the following most closely resembles the answer you'd like to hear. Without a shadow of a doubt
never
Very soon it is impossible
Yes, I will show you everything only if you agree
If you come with me, no I didn't, you are, yes you may, only once, if you want to, forever
Not for many years. this is weird. These are - no wonder you get sorted into fucking weird houses and everything I
its like these questions are just all over the place
If you want to I think best sums me up
I Feel like I always leave it down to the person saying do you want to do this thing if you want to
Do it. do what you want, man.
Be you. all I need is an opportunity, a little more time -
Oh man, a little more time I would love. some help
Already inside me
All I need is already inside me - the 12 and a half inch want [chuckle]
An opportunity I think
I think that's that's me... a little more time -
Yeah, I feel like that's also me cuz I'm always like I always feel like I run out of time to do things
Some help, already inside me. I feel like all of them
Creativity is inside me
But I feel like the opportunity is what I thrive on. if I have an opportunity to showcase what I can do
Then all the rest kind of fall into place
Yeah, the opportunity to do it first. what jinx would you least like to experience? ah the react channel.
At jinx that meant nothing was funny. Oh god no. A jinx that made all food taste like straw
no. A jinx that kept you constantly awake.
A jinx that played music constantly in your head, that's already happening.
Jinx that struck you dumb
Jinx that forced you to tell the truth
Well, I'm already a truthful person, but I feel like this one. I would like a jinx that constantly kept me awake
I don't like to go to bed
Alright, I like I don't mind sleeping all that much even though sleep is for the weak, but I would like to
I'd like to be awake all the time cuz then I get my little more time from before
Imagine if every day for me was 24 hours. I mean I probably die from exhaustion. I'm always value freedom
individuality,
service, or ambition.
I Think freedom
Individuality sure but there's nothing wrong
With Conforming either because everyone's always saying do what you do stand out and that's great advice
like if you do have something individual in you to definitely pursue that and make it your own thing
But - but there's no shame in also conforming and fitting in because some people don't have the confidence to be
an individual - some people don't have the confidence go out there on a limb and
Be that weird quirky unique thing. sometimes some people are happiest just when they're fitting in and there's nothing wrong with that
um,
I do say I - I would say I would lean more on
Expressing your individuality more though
Um, service?
No
Ambition yeah, I am a big - I do value ambition pretty highly
and I do
Get attracted more towards ambitious people or people
Inspiring people or people who kind of know what they're doing or know what they want
But still I think freedom kind of falls under all of that
So the free - the freedom lets you do basically whatever you want
And that's what I am always a firm believer in just do what you want
I would always give advice on how to do certain things and
Specificity and all that but it's just more than anything just do what you want
Do what makes you happy. No curse can work without the victims secret consent?
What?
True...?
I don't know. Congratulations. You've been sorted into Thunderbird
That sounds - well actually Ravenclaw actually does sound cool
Slytherin actually sounds cool as well Slytherin is a very onomatopoeic word it's like
Slytherin~ I don't I feel like Slytherin is the only house that actually
really sounds like
Its mascot - well ravenclaw actually yeah, like Hufflepuff doesn't actually sound like its mascot- are hufflepuffs badgers?
Gryffindor well Griffin nevermind. I'm talking out my ass
Slytherin just sounds cool. Okay ravenclaw sounds cool as well Gryffindor and Hufflepuff don't sound that cool
Thunderbird sounds cool. I want to learn more about my house
Named by Chadwick Boot after his favorite magical beast - the Thunderbird a beast that creates storms as it flies
Thunder bore - Thunderbird house is sometimes considered to represent the soul of a witch or wizard
It is also said the Thunderbird favors adventures. Yeah, that's what I'm into the adventure
Tell your friends you've joined Thunderbird hi Friend, Friend. I'm a Thunderbird
magic Thunderbird
Yes, what are the other houses in Ilvermorny ? I don't know Thunderbird wallpaper. Can I you do that?
Ooh. Hey, let's see if we can actually search up the other houses oh
There's the horned serpent that's pretty cool, there's a Wampus
Yo, you - what - what school are you in? that wampus?
Are you in the Wampus house? It's like yeah stop making fun of me.
I feel like the Wampus's are the hufflepuffs
Sometimes considered to represent the body of a witch or wizard is also said that wampus favours warriors
All of these favors the soul
Or the mind the body the soul - oh, I read it wrong - and the heart ooh
the pukwudige
the heart of a wizard. Favors healers
adventurers, warrior Scott yeah, I feel like I got the one that
Most describes me. I just love adventure. when I was younger. I used to just run down the fields and chase rabbits and climb trees
That's cool. I feel like I got the best one.
I like Thunderbird more than all of them as well not just for what it stands for but just a name
Thunderbird
That's cool
I'm kind of warming up to the Ravenclaw idea because I didn't really know much about
Ravenclaws - it was always like you should be Gryffindor cause Harry Potter was in Gryffindor
And the - the Ravenclaw's that it showed me like Gilderoy Lockhart and Luna Lovegood. It's like cool
well Luna's cool. Luna's smart
But Gilderoy Lockhart was just an egotistical douchebag, and I didn't like him
I'm in the basset hound. I'm disappointed with the basset hound
The more I think about it. It's like cuz the Patronus is supposed to be like -
expecto patronum! -
Like the fucking dementors are coming to suck your soul out through your face
And they're all Dark and wizardy - nevermind the fact that they're kind of like nazgul from Lord of the rings, whatever
There's a lot of parallels between Lord of the Rings in Harry Potter. I'm not saying JK. Rowling stole them. She was definitely influenced um
But this like fucking dementors coming up suck your soul through your arsehole, and then you're like expected patronum and a basset hound comes out
basset hounds trip over their own ears all the time
I want my patronus to be like, a fucking
Dragon, that's why I like my wand my wand has dragon heartstring in it. That's cool. I like that
I - I like that one, but the basset hound come on
You're a good companion where you're more of like a house
you're more of like my my the
Creature that brings me mail like Hedwig or Scabbers
we won't - we won't spoil who Scabbers actually even though everyone fucking knows already, but
That feels look at what like the basset hound would be I want I want like a cool
Petronus. Can I do it again? I wish. But anyway that's it for this video on Pottermore
I don't think there's actually anything else to do in it now. I think we're kind of done
But I like that I like the Ilvermorny houses.
That's cool and I kinda forgot that there was more schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry around the world.
If that's what the whole frickin goblet of fire is about bringing in the other schools for the Triwizard cup.
So that's awesome!
Anyway - oh, let me know what your um your other stuff is. some people like showed me what their Ilvermorny house and their wands and
Stuff was already, but I kind of just said your Patronus and your hogwarts house last time so show me what these ones are
I'm curious. I was - I had a great time looking over
Everybody's stuff from last time people were getting like Gryffindor and they were also getting like somebody's stuff was like a stag
I was like oh you're basically Harry. Harry or James
That's cool. I have a basset hound, at least give me something like a badger or a bat
Or a ferret those would be cool, but a basset hound, I don't I feel like I've no connection with that
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That's what a basset hound sounds like it doesn't sound like *deep rough sound*