Don’t mess with The Warrior!
[Smile2Jannah INTRO]
OMG it’s Smile2Jannah …
Assalamu Alaikum guys...
we saw Smile2Jannah
and we wanted to ‘Smile to Jannah’.
ASHRAF: "Can I…?…Can I borrow that book??"
S2J: "Aighhht…go on then, go on then."
ASHRAF: "OHhh, you know I’m goin’ to take good care of it ya’know!"
ASHRAF: "...Where’s the content’s [page]?"
ZEESHAN: "I TOLD YOU TO LOOK AFTER IT……LOOK AFTER IT!!! [Ashraf screams in pain]"
[OMG it’s Smile2Jannah]
[Alarm clock goes off]
....mmmmmmm....
mmmmmmmmmm…comfy……
[walking and snoring]
Ahhhhhhhhhh [cold temperature]
[quietly saying: “…Bismillah”]
ASHRAF: "Alright brother, all you got to do...
....is Just...
...GO REALLY Slowly
and BEND That CURL."
S2J: "Yeah I think I’ve got the point...Yeah-you gotta..."
"...CURL your hands like this, isn’t it..."
"……ummmmm I really feel the burn, I really feel the burn..."
"...Yeahhhhh!!!!!!"
You know this politics,
guys I don’t understand it…these policies...all these lying and these jokers ‘Running For Mayor’ and all that lark
…guys do you really believe in this sss…[GG: ”What you talking about?"]...
GG: "I’m George Galloway and I’m running for Mayor…"
S2J: "How’d you get into my house?"
GG: “…of London.”
“It doesn’t matter who I am or where I came from, what matters is my plan.”
[vaccum noise in the background]
[a piece carpet fluff not being vaccumed??]
[SONG “…it’s been a long day, thought you were my friend (i.e. the vaccum)]
SON: "Daaad!!!.......I think the milk’s expired."
DAD: "What it expired…No expired!…stick it in the fridge it’ll last longer...go on stick it..."
SON: "No dad it’s already expired, I don’t think it works like that."
DAD: "Beta, doesn’t matter…you stick anything in a fridge, it’ll last longer!!"
SON: "Alright dad, I’m gonna go and renew my driving licence, it’s almost run out."
DAD: "EXPIRED...NO EXPIRED. Stick it in the fridge, it’ll last longer!!!"
ASHRAF: "Yo bro do you have a pencil?"
S2J: “Here you go buddy…”
ASHARF: “How’ did you do that?...”
S2J: “Ahhh…that’s nothing man!”
S2J: “Look...[holepuncher].
S2J: “Stapler.”
S2J: "Hey how you doin bro…long time-no-see!
Bro take the hat off…take the hat off!
What the……!?!?
Yeah put it back on bro, put it back on.
S2J continues: ...Ridiculous… not comin’ in here! Nah-Nah…we’re done, we’re done!"
S2J: "Alright guys, let’s see what’s for dinner!"
"...HO-ho yesssss!! Icecream!!!"
"…Ahhh nice!!!..."
"Arrrghh…Not again!!"
"Ewww…what is this!?"
"Uuuuggggggh..."
"Icecream should stay in ‘ere mate!"
"Ooo icecream!"
“Giving free haircuts mate! Giving free haircuts mate!”
"Nah seriously though…"
"Do it for the camera."
"Do it for Smile2Jannah isn't it.”
ASHRAF: "What…
it’s not Comic Relief!! "
[OMG it’s Smile2Jannah]
S2J: "Errr…excuse me mate, can you tell me where the local toilet is??"
S2J: "OI!!"
S2J: "'Scuse me!"
S2J: "...Very RUDE!"
S2J: "HEY!!! Stop monkeying around and eating my crisps!"
"Get OUTTA' HERE!!"
"Why is he showing me his backside??"
"Have some manners mate!"
"Did you say: Bismillah??"
"...There we go."
"…ahhhhhh..."
"What d’ya call a monkey sitting on a car?"
"A naughty monkey."