good morning
and welcome to the sounds very bitter today
what oh don't see that i was hoping to nip in for a pedicure on my lunch hour
is it safe to use an angle grinder in such a confined space yeah nothing
good morning solana so how can i help you hello
paper tiger today's paper no thanks
fancy a swim no what about a drink no thank you you gotta crack your face sometimes son you've
been sulking all day i'm not sulking it's called embarrassment everyone's embarrassed when they're
a teenager you just gotta work your way through it you i'm embarrassed about you what are you
embarrassed about me for let me think what did my 52 year old father do last night that could have
possibly have been embarrassing um perving over women half his age and when they said they weren't
interested getting into a fight with them which one was supposed to be half my age you've gotta be
joking they were right pair of mantas so why were you chatting them up then who keeps texting you
auntie terry you tell her she's got to keep her nose out of my business
don't believe a word she says it's all a load of rubbish you hear me okay
hola
jacqueline we need to talk oh morning morning i've been sick with worry all night
what are you worried about you'll remember i positioned you last night no really not that
i remember you just uh finished your drink said you were having an early night and went off to bed
my god those two lager shandies must have hit me hard last night i haven't drunk paint since
i was 18. i think i'm still a bit tiddly that is a relief i've been ringing my hands all morning i've
been up since seven as well half it is gone now don't worry about it i've got nothing planned well
i say that i might have a dip in the pool later on i don't think i could spend another day just
sitting staring at the pool i tend to get panic attacks if i've got nothing to do you know alone
with my thoughts glenn i said last night why don't you just call your wife and say you think this
wife swap thing was a mistake no no she's having the time of her life every time i text her to see
if she's okay she says she can't get enough of it well donald is an amazing man i know i
instigated this whole thing but i can't get over the fact that you're so happy with your husband
spending time with another man's wife my wife well i'll look at it this way
our next door neighbor has a drill board it doesn't have a hammer function you know to
go into solid walls like ours does so we're only too happy to let them borrow it from time to time
but you can't compare your husband to an electric hammer drill wow you say that you