- I'ma be the one after this video on the toilet, not you!
(Izzy babbles)
- (PvF) Well, we've got another episode
that isn't for the faint of heart, or the faint of stomach.
You're familiar with the Try Not To Eat format,
but today we're doing another Try To Keep Eating challenge.
- Ugh. - Oh.
- Oh, I always do so good in these.
- Oh, you guys paired us for a reason.
- Oh, I'm not ready for this!
- (PvF) So to win, you must keep eating each item
while continuously watching the video of how it's made.
For every point lost, there is a punishment.
- No! Nicole!
- I haven't lost one of these yet, so...
- Dude, you've done this already?
- Yeah, this is my third one! (both laugh)
- This should be fun, I'm gonna lose!
- You-gurt.
- This doesn't look so bad.
- (PvF) Up first, we have some strawberry yogurt.
- Keep looking at the screen, and keep eating, you got it.
- ♪ Doo dee, doo dee ♪ ♪ Doo dee doo ♪
- (narrator) Some bugs are in our food.
- Ready? - Alright, let's go.
- Oh, this tastes delicious. - Good yogurt.
- Mmm, no, you better not.
- Ooh, it's bugs! - Red, wow!
- The bugs, is that what makes Yoplait taste so good?
- Bugs!?
- I'll eat some bugs if they taste good.
- Placebo effect, tasting crunchy. Come on!
(Izzy slurps)
- Oh God, we're doing this again? I hate you so much.
- Ew!
- That's some pretty good yogurt.
- I actually just love eating bugs.
- So what does this mean? These are bugs?
- It's not red, but okay.
- Bugs don't phase me.
- They use this in makeup too, for red eye shadow.
- We're eating bugs right now, man. - Hmm.
- I'm done with my yogurt.
- Wow, I hate, oh my God.
It's you doing that that's the worst. - ASMR!
- This is like, this is getting to me.
- Shout out to Yellow 5, Mountain Dew, that's my stuff!
- Period!
- I'm not mad at it. I'll eat some bugs.
- They're not vegan. - No.
- But they are organic.
- It must suck being at like the bottom
of the animal kingdom. (Sierra laughs)
- Okay, so I... - Makeup probably.
- That's actually cool to know. - Oh wait.
- It's used for like a bunch of things.
- This is everywhere! - Mm-hmm.
- Easy peasy. - Oh, easy peasy.
- Lemon squeezy, well, strawberry squeezy, I guess.
Or bug squeezy.
- They don't show that in Bug's Life, huh?
- Bel-log-gna Sah-nand-wich.
- If this is bologna, I'm not eating.
- (PvF) Next up, a bologna sandwich.
- Yo, I don't like bologna! - I love bologna!
- I don't like bologna!
- I haven't eaten bologna in a long time,
but also, love me some bolog-na.
- I cannot remember the last time I had bolog-na.
- I'ma be the one after this video on the toilet, not you!
- What is bologna? - Well, that's the question.
- You just said you would literally eat anything,
and you're down to eat anything. - I have eaten it!
- And she will not eat bologna!
- Okay, okay, cow, cow, cow. cow, cow. - There we go.
- There it is, mmm. - Oh yeah!
- Oh hell yeah.
- Bologna tastes so good!
- Aw, come on...
- The beef go hard though. - You're okay with that?
- Why are they only seasoning the middle of the meat?
- Go, go, go, ooh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, mmm.
- Ideal for vulnerable meat mass.
- What am I looking at?
- Oh my God!
- There's too many things, I don't know.
- Look at this, this is nothing! - No.
- Ew!
- That looks like a tongue! (laughs)
- What are those tubes?
- Spin the meat! Spin the meat!
- What the [censored] is going on? - So easy.
- Look at all that our meat has to go through.
- It looks like a Ditto. (laughs)
- What was that, what was that? - They're making bologna!
- Rest in peace, man. - Oh my God.
- It's fine. - Not even one bite?
- No bro, it's not happening.
- Woo, yum! - Pizza!
- (PvF) Now we have a delicious guilty pleasure food, frozen pizza.
- Oh my God, what is this Totino's?
I know these just tiny pepperoni pieces.
- Okay, here we go.
- (narrator) The mixer turns the ingredients for about four minutes.
- Mm-hmm.
- This looks like ice cream.
- You need to knead it.
- I love dough, dough is the best part of a pizza.
Everybody knows it.
- That's so fun! - Yeah!
- (narrator) Then they feed it into a chunking machine.
- A what machine?
- Chunking! - A chunking, see again,
with her muscles. - Give it up for chunking!
- Is anything made by a real human anymore?
- Oh, I thought it was a bunch of little dots in the bottom.
Do they have dots in the bottom?
- Is there little stainless steel spike holes on here?
- I think I'm just hungry.
- Oh yeah, I see them on the bottom here.
- This is a disgrace to pizza. - You're eating it.
- It tastes good though! (both laugh)
- It looks like the chocolate river from Willy Wonka's factory.
- Why does it look so slimy?
- Yes, that cheese, what up!
- That authentic mozzarel. - Mozzarel.
- I want them to put me through that,
so they could just sprinkle cheese on me
as I'm going through this machine.
- That's genius. - Yeah.
- What the [censored] is that?
- Ugh. - (narrator) Into a meat applicator.
- Oh, that's just on top. - A meat applicator?
Come on!
- And then flash freeze it.
- That's how they freeze it. - Hmm.
- I want you to know that I grew up eating that.
I don't care where it came from.
- I just imagine a bunch of animal's souls around us
like watching us. - (laughs) I know.
- Like this is what we died for?
(both laugh)
- 35 cents to a pie, so whatever, I don't care.
Put it in my mouth.
- Ooh, gummies!
- (PvF) For our next item, we have some fun Jell-O Jigglers.
(Izzy babbles)
- Nah. - You...
- Sorry. - You don't like Jell-O either?
- Nah.
- I know things about Jell-O.
- Let's go, yep. - Yep.
- Look at the little piggies! - I mean, you...
- No, nope, nope. I will not be watching that.
- Oh my God.
- See, I just want all of the other parts of this pig.
- That's horrifying.
- Oh, are we watching, oh, it's Saw!
- It's like the same texture.
- Did I just become vegetarian?
- Asian cuisine has so much pork. - Is that the skin?
Is that the pig skin? - Yeah!
- I can't take my eyes off it. (laughs)
- You are a monster.
- They literally made like Jell-O, like pig noodles.
- I thought about going vegan once actually.
- Did you? What happened?
- It was a thought.
- Boil it, make the gelatin. - Mm-hmm.
(Izzy clears throat)
- She didn't eat a single thing.
- That was really gross to watch, but I'll still eat Jell-O.
- You're gonna take an L on Jell-O.
- That's okay.
- This little piggy went home, this little piggy went
to the slaughterhouse for your Jell-O.
- Well, I'm doing it for them. Hamburger.
- Shoot.
- (PvF) Next, we have a tasty plant-based burger.
- Whoever made this burger, like shout out,
the presentation.
- I've only ever had a plant-based burger once before.
- (narrator) The future of food looks like this.
- Oh! - Hmm.
- It's pink!
- I'm really impressed how far they've gone along
with like making vegan food.
- Mmm. - Mmm.
- Burger! - It's an Impossible burg!
Hell yeah!
- See, Impossible burgers are actually really good.
- That tastes like a burger, that's really bizarre.
- I love a good Impossible burger, and this tastes amazing.
Well-seasoned.
- Yeah, this tastes really good, honestly.
- It's actually pretty good.
- It tastes like a peanut.
- This is great, I love Impossible.
- Like obviously, the texture's a little different,
but I feel like the taste is still really solid.
- Why am I scared of him? David.
- This is really cool to see how they did this.
- That tastes like straight up meat.
- What's that?
What are they injecting into it? Is that more bugs?
- Is that also made out of little bugs?
- If there was a full-on taste test between Impossible and Beyond,
Impossible wins, period.
- This was hella good. - Mm-hmm.
- My first consumption of an Impossible burger.
- Really? - And I enjoyed it.
- You guys just sold me on plant burgers that quick.
- Jawbreakers! - Breakers!
- (PvF) Alright, now be careful with this last one,
because it is a Jawbreaker.
- Are you gonna tell me you don't like this either?
- I don't like candy. - Oh my God.
(both laugh)
- I don't know how you could ruin Jawbreakers for me,
but you can try.
Wrong. - They're gonna be like
psych, it's not a Jawbreaker, it's turtle eggs!
(Sierra laughs)
- (narrator) Synthetic rubber is blended with powered resin.
(Izzy slurps) (Brian laughs)
- So you're really not eating this?
- No.
- Rubber and sugar. Sugar rubber.
- Sugar rubber!
- There's rubber in this?
- Ah, ooh, ah, ooh.
- Alright, yep, just straight up sugar.
- This isn't even that bad. - What the fudge.
Look at how dirty the machine is
that that stuff is coming out of!
- That's what it looks like after I eat dairy.
- Oh!
- Well, I'm not gonna eat it while they're showing me it.
That's the difference between you and me, Ed.
- But that's the whole point of this!
- Oh yep, more sugar. - Dextrose, okay.
- So much fake shit in everything we eat.
- Look at all the colors!
- Wow. - Hell no!
- Yeah, see? That's fine.
- (narrator) Takes four days.
- Yo! - That's a long time.
- Four days. - Jeez.
- Making a Gobstopper takes four days?
- Four days?
- So much work went into you.
- Ooh, psychedelic. - Ooh.
- We're in the '70s,
so we're feeling it. - Wow.
- And those colors? Duck poop.
- How far'd you get, orange.
I didn't get to the orange.
- You did better work on yours. - How's that even happen?
- (PvF) Jair and Sierra, unfortunately you lost a few points,
and for that, we've got an interesting punishment.
Canned beef, and sorry, our oven is broken,
so we couldn't heat it up for you.
- Nicole... - So you got cold canned beef.
- Oh my God. - It smells like beef.
- You guys know I'm a champ though,
'cause I'll eat,
I'll actually eat three spoonfuls of this shit.
- That smells like dog food.
- Out of solidarity, I will take one bite with you.
- Let's do it.
- I would like to know what I escaped.
- (narrator) The dicer cuts the meat into one inch cubes.
- This doesn't even taste bad.
- Oh my... - Oh my God.
- Oh! - Ew!
- It tastes like a can of Vienna sausages.
- That's disgusting. - This tastes nasty.
- This is pretty good actually, even though it's like cold.
- What is that, Mentos? - Marshmallow?
- Cold cubed beef.
- Give me all of the processed meats.
- I don't think she's enjoying this very much.
- This tastes like tuna.
- I think she's gonna throw up, guys.
- Is this literally just like steamed, cubed meat?
- What kind of bite was that? - That was a whole cube!
- No regrets! - No regrets, no ragerts.
- Oh my God. (wretches)
- I believe in you, you got this.
- Bro, I'm gonna choke.
- The temperature... (Myles wretches)
Literally, get out of here.
- There's tears in her eyes right now. I can see, there's literally,
like her eyes are watering.
- Look at this, do you see that?
(Myles wretches)
(Sierra laughs)
- You got it, you got it, you got it, I believe in you.
I believe in you. - Ah!
- Oh my God.
- I thought I saw God for a second. (laughs)
- I'm gonna have to repent for this.
How many Hail Mary's am I gonna have to recite for this?
- Thank you guys so much for watching!
- What other foods should we try next time?
- Let us know in the comments below.
- And be sure to like and subscribe to People Vs Food.
- (both) Bye!
- Whoa, whoa, err. (Sierra imitates record scratching)
Yep!
- Are you good? - Yeah.
- I don't think she's good.
I think she needs to lay down and rest somewhere.
(both laugh)