We’ve looked at how the protagonists of Disney’s animated movies would fare in the Squid Games,
so now it’s time to explore their small-screen siblings! For almost forty years, the Disney
Channel has given us some of the most beloved animated series of all time. Whether they’re
extensions of existing franchises or completely new stories, they are almost always bursting with
creativity, excitement, and above all else, fun. But of the many iconic characters they’ve brought
to TV over the decades, which ones will fall and which will rise in the world of Squid Game?
I’m Caleb with WickedBinge, and this is Which Disney
Channel Animated Character Would Win Squid Game?
Before things start, let’s get the rules out of the way for the unfamiliar. Like always,
every character who participates in the games will do so without special powers, weapons, or anything
of that nature. This ensures a fair game where everyone is on the same playing field. Second,
we’re only counting characters from shows that aired primarily on the Disney Channel. Characters
from shows that mainly aired on channels like Disney XD or Toon Disney will not be featured.
Speaking of characters, how about we introduce today’s players? Competing
in today’s edition of Squid Game is Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Perry the Platypus, Kim Possible,
Ron Stoppable, Darkwing Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Grunkle Stan, Dipper, Mabel,
Luz Noceda, Eda Clawthorne, Molly McGee, Jake Long, Chip, Dale, Penny Proud, Milo Murphy,
Star Butterfly, Anne Boonchuy, Sprig Plantar, Wander, Brandy, and Mr. Whiskers!
The stage has now been set for what is sure to be an explosive version of Squid Game.
Let’s kick this thing off with the first game, Red Light, Green Light!
Red Light, Green Light is as simple as it sounds. Players must make their way across a field before
the time runs out. During the game, players will be told to pause, and failing to do this will
result in elimination. To win this game, players must not only be good listeners. They also need
to be very fast on their feet. Thankfully, there are a few players who have this game in the bag!
Perry the Platypus comes to mind as a character who could easily win this game. He’s great at
listening, and he’s quite agile thanks to his career as a spy. We also think Kim Possible would
quickly make it out of here for similar reasons. Although he isn’t the most intelligent player,
Darkwing Duck will likely survive this game with ease, too. He’s all about sneaking
around in the night, so he’d excel at anticipating when to and not to move.
Unfortunately, not every player will survive this first game. And, while Kim Possible was
an obvious choice for a survivor, her friend Ron Stoppable is a clear pick for elimination.
With how clumsy and cowardly he can be, we doubt he’d have what it takes to win this one.
Jake Long will be the second death of this game. Always sure of himself,
Jake would likely trip up when told to stop, leading immediately to his demise.
Dale, the more laidback and adventurous of the Rescue Rangers,
is also going to be taken out during this game. That lackadaisical attitude
will only get him so far in a game that requires your full attention.
Sprig Plantar is our fourth loss. His tendency to
be frightened easily makes him an obvious addition to the pile.
Rounding out the very first game,
we have Mr. Whiskers as the final death of the round. He’s another character whose
clumsiness and goofiness will only be a hindrance in making it out of this game alive.
Five are gone, but twenty remain as we prepare for the second game of the day,
The Honeycomb Challenge!
The Honeycomb Challenge is primarily a game of patience and steadiness. Players
are given a cookie, and must carve a specific shape out of the cookie
without it breaking. Patience comes in handy here as it is most definitely a
game you can’t win by being sloppy and rushing. Steadiness is also important,
as a set of steady hands is invaluable in making sure the shape is removed in one piece.
Two characters who would no doubt succeed here are Luz Noceda and Eda Clawthorne. Their
proficiency in magic and the like could very well translate to a game like this,
especially when you consider how important the hands are in casting magic spells.
Mabel is another contestant who would do great here. She’s very artistic,
and that skill is quite practical in a game of this nature. Phineas and Ferb would also do very
well in this game. They are good at working with tools and other pieces of equipment,
so we see little reason why they could not win here. They’re certainly smart enough to succeed!
Regarding eliminations, this is the game where we sadly bid adieu to Scrooge. Regardless of what
version of Scrooge you’re talking about, one thing is almost always consistent with his character,
and that is his stubbornness. He’s got quite a hot head,
and that’s not at all what you’d want in a game that needs you to be calm and collected.
Candace Flynn is the second to go in this challenge. She’s prone to tantrums and outbursts,
and we imagine a scenario like this would bring out both of those elements in her character.
Finally, Dipper is our final elimination of this round. He’s another character who can
become frustrated easily, and his chances are also hurt by the lack of steady hands. He’s
definitely not as good of a fit for this game as his sister is, that’s for sure!
With that challenge over and done, we now discuss an aspect of Squid Game that is not a game at all,
but is still a crucial moment during the series. That, of course, is The Midnight Brawl!
This brawl breaks out right between the second and third games, and it’s easily one of the most
dangerous events during the entire game. Many players are killed throughout the fight, but
there are three specific types of players who we think have a great chance of surviving the battle.
The first type of player is the brawler. These faces are the characters who have great strength,
and can easily hold their own against incoming threats. Characters who fit
into this type of player include Perry, Grunkle Stan, Star Butterfly, Kim Possible,
and Eda Clawthorne. All of these characters either possess a lot of combat experience,
or have enough strength that you would swear they do.
Second up are the hiders. These characters will lay low during the battle, as it's their
only true chance for survival. Characters who’d likely be this player type include
Chip and Wander. Neither one are particularly good fighters, but they could be good hiders!
Third and final are the manipulators! These are the players who will make alliances with
stronger players in an effort to ward off defeat. If they really want to be cruel,
they could even take out those allies later in the event, after they’ve become worn down and tired.
Phineas and Ferb come to mind as characters who’d use other players to their advantage. Brandy would
do the same as well, as she’s always excited to join new cliques to advance her interests.
Sadly, some characters won’t be able to fit into any of these groups,
leading to their deaths. One such character is Darkwing Duck. Though he can be a good fighter,
he doesn’t measure up to any of the others, making him a prime candidate for elimination.
Molly McGee will also be defeated in this brawl. An average kid now without
the ability to use her ghost friend, she’s an easy target for the more skilled players.
Anne Boonchuy falls during the brawl for very similar reasons. Her adventurous attitude
would cause her to try and stand against others, only for her to be promptly defeated afterward.
Penny Proud is the last loss of the midnight brawl. Once again,
we have somebody with no real strength or other skills,
so it would only be a matter of time before a better contestant gets rid of her.
12 have already been lost as we approach the midpoint of today’s Squid Game, The Tug of War!
Tug of War in Squid Game is just as simple as the version we all played in elementary school,
but here, we’ll be doing things a bit differently. Rather than dividing the roster into two teams
and pitting them against each other, we’ll be looking at characters individually to
determine their chance of victory. Two things are mandatory for winning this game: strength,
and the ability to work with others. Failing to possess even one of these traits can be the
determining factor for which team prevails, so it is most important to have them both!
Thankfully, a lot of Disney Channel characters are more than capable of working together.
Whether it’s Phineas and Ferb, Mabel and Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls, or Luz
and Eda from The Owl House, Disney characters always seem to have a knack for teamwork!
Unfortunately, some characters aren’t blessed with teamwork skills, or great upper-body strength. One
such character is Chip. Without Dale, it’s highly possible that his sense of teamwork
won’t be what it could’ve been, and he’s nowhere near as strong as his much taller teammates are.
Brandy will also be defeated during this game. While she doesn’t have
much in the way of strength, she can be an extremely poor team player in particular. If
there was ever a player you wouldn’t want on your team, it’s this canine!
We also sadly have to say that Milo’s good luck run has finally come to an end.
All the luck in the world won’t make up for a lack of strength!
We’re down to only ten as we get to one of the
more dramatic games featured in the show, The Marble Game!
Unlike the other games showcased in the series, the Marble Game doesn’t technically have a set
of rules that must be followed. Players are split into groups of two, and one must attain
all the marbles from the other player. How they do this is completely up to them. It can be as
simple as a guessing game, or something a bit more methodical. To survive this game, players
should be prepared for anything, and maybe have a more ruthless side to their personalities as well!
Grunkle Stan feels like a shoo-in for getting out of this game alive. He’s always trying to
con and fool others in the Gravity Falls show, and this would just be an extension of that. Phineas
and Ferb also survive yet another grueling challenge. Easily the two most intelligent
players left standing, it would be insane to say that they wouldn’t make it out of here!
When it comes to players who are a bit on the clueless side, Mabel quickly comes to mind,
and is the first elimination here as a result. The youngest and most naive player left,
it wouldn’t be hard for an older and more experienced player to con her out of her marbles.
Eda Clawthorne bows out of the games with this challenge, too. We foresee her as the
type to sacrifice herself to allow another player, like Luz, to go on in the games.
Star Butterfly is another character who fits perfectly into the “naive”
category. She’s also very unassuming, which is definitely a trait not to
have in a game that requires you to be ready for anything.
Last but certainly not least,
we don’t see Wander making it out of this game either. Another unassuming character,
he’ll be taken off-guard when he realizes how deceitful other players can be.
Six remain as we move towards the penultimate game, Glass Stepping Stones!
Glass Stepping Stones focuses on the players making their way across a field of glass.
The catch is that some stones are built of lighter glass that will break upon contact,
leading to the player's death. However, to any ordinary person,
they look indistinguishable from the more sturdy pieces of glass. A game like this
revolves around luck over anything other, but it also doesn’t hurt to be a bit of a gymnast.
First off, Luz will be defeated during this game. One of the more inexperienced characters left in
the game, she’d get pretty far in the game before one wrong move costs her everything.
Grunkle Stan is another character who will be defeated here,
as he’s not nearly agile enough to traverse the stones before other players shatter them.
Although they’ve done well up to this point, we also have to say goodbye to
both Phineas and Ferb. Though they could probably tell the glass apart, we don’t
think they’d be able to skillfully traverse the stones before some of the other players.
Two remain, and just in time for the final event, The Squid Game!
As seen in the Netflix series, what starts as a recreation of the more obscure children’s
game soon devolves into a bloody and merciless battle to the death. More than anything else,
the players need to be great fighters if they want to make it out of this game as the sole survivor.
This Squid Game will be fought between our last two contestants,
Kim Possible and Perry the Platypus!
Both of these characters were able to survive the last game due to possessing a sense of
athleticism that other players lacked. Here, they are very much evenly matched. Both characters are
great martial artists, and have saved the world from many evildoers. Really, it comes down to
their experience. Kim has been fighting since she began high school, and she’s fought supervillains,
robots, and even aliens. Perry is a lot younger than Kim is, only being five at the time of the
show’s beginning, and his most recurring foe is…let’s be honest, pretty incompetent. Overall,
we do have to give Kim Possible the edge in this matchup. She’s been tested far greater than Perry
ever has, and she’s been in the crime-fighting game for longer than he has, too. Kim would be
ready for an opponent like Perry, but we have our doubts as to whether or not the opposite
would be true. And besides, that, don’t forget the slogan to her website: She can do anything!
The winner of this game is Kim Possible, due in large part to her proficiency in
hand-to-hand combat and lengthy history in handling opponents.
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