*Retarded64 intro*
Mama f***er!
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'
YADADADADADADADA*boom*
Yeah yeah yeahhh!
Hohoho! Weeheehee!
Alright! Sweet!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
OHH MYY GOOOD!
OOOOOOOOOO!
Let's-a go!
Woohoohoo!
GET THAT MUTHAFUCKA
*2 much fast*
AHAHAHAHAHA
That's why, Little Billy, you can never play in the street!
You might get yourself killed out-
Waaaooooohhhhh...
YOU MIGHT GET YOURSELF KILLED OUT THERE
dafuq
*I'm gonna pop some tags. Only got 20 dollers in*
Waaahh!
Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
meet the old man in the
Oooohh-ho-ho!!!
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
What 'appened to my freakin' car?!
Ooooh...Luigi!
Mario: Mamma mia... Luigi: Noooo...
*Pissed af Bowser*
OOOOOOOOOO
RIP Luigi 69-2014
Okey-dokey. Let's go!
STAHP RIGHT THERE!
SHET!
Woah!
oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooohhh...
Oof!
Daaaaaaaamn!
Uhn!
*Scarred4lyfe*
Oh, boy.
That-a makes me so happy--
NO!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
How much for this one?
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Ooh hoo hoo hoo!
Let's-a go!
Guy in background: Ohh...shit!
oh.
*quietly* son of a bitch!
Hello!
Bro! Can i have it
for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?????
Clerk: (Thinking) Boi u srs?
*ding* Mario: Ok!
Mama fucker!
Priiinceeess!
Mario?
OH FUCK!
Princess Peach! Mama mia!
Can I have some money?
WAAAAAH *git slammed*
BLRLRLRLR
Get a job, hippie!
Doh!
(Mario y u do dis)
OH MY GOD! *Bowser freaking out*
Mario!
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Oof! *bleep*!
Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it!
Fix it fix it fix it!
Fine!
*Happy Red*
Woo hoo! Yes! Yeah!
*sigh*
*Italian gibberish*
(Mario why you lyin'?)
Great! I'll grab my stuff!
*beautiful singing*
*Red is ded*
Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8-kilobyte internet connection to
1.5 megabit fiber-optic Q1LI.
Will you be able to provide an IP router
that's compatible with my--
Can I have some money now?
Steve: I'll have two number 9
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
Is that all?
a number 7
two number 45s
Steve: One with cheese Oh c'mon already!
*Suddenly wild Eggman appears*
Eyyy, sexy lady
Get outta here.
(Mario, what the hell are you doing)
Mario!
AAAAAH!
The hell did you just do?
Uuuuh-huuuuh?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAoooooooooooooooooooo
Hey, I'm-a hungry.
Have you got any food?
Y'know what?
I just realized I don't care.
Come here fishy fishy!
Yummy.
What da fack do you want?!
Can I have it?
NO!
*oh boy*
*nom nom nom*
Ooh!
RAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO TOUCHED MY SANDVICH?!
Luigi!
Eh?!
INCOMING
Dis vill vork.
Fuck-a this!
It's time we take this fight
up a notch.
So.....
I heard you wanted some pipes cleaned, eh?
Oh ho ho ho!
Gary, what took you so long? (His name isn't Gary, doe.....)
Oh, no fuckin' way.
Back to work, fool!
Mama f***er!
Knock it off! What are you, in middle school or somethin'-
Fuck you, old man!
*Tired Mario*
Mama mia......
Toad: Hey, Mario!
Mario: Oh brother!
Hello, sir!
HELLO!
Wait wait wait, come back! Where you going?!
Gimme a donut.
Or what?
I punch you in da face!
You're not gonna punch me in the-
*Get rekt*
Yea bitch!
*Teletubbies attack call*
I'm a 15-year old girl. >:)
*dun!* Random dude: AAAAAAH-
OOOOOOOOOH............
Yes! I'm the winner!
*git all of dem coinz*
Mario: *happy humming*
One day in Teletubbie Land
Po, Lala, Tinky, Winky and Dipsy
got arrested for robbing a bank and also
damaging a roof
*Po's pissed*
Toad: Oh heeeeeell no!
*Mario's upset*
Toad: Nice job, dickface!
Oy you! Shut yo mouff and look at mai WAAAAAD!
*the best commercial ever*
*the calm before the storm*
(smexy music)
(let do the fork in garbage disposal)
Get me the heck outta here! DX
*Mario laughing, cuz he now can have his momm's caa*
*crash*
*i habe de mone*
*gud. u can habe de caa*
*shits about to git reel*
(OOH-ing intensifies)
WASTED
(Oh no, I hope that wasn't Heavys gun....)
(OH shit it WAS Heavys gun!)
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
Mario: Ooooh.... Bye-bye!
Luigi: MARIO!
Mario: Say whaaaaaaat?!
(yup, he's DED)
FRIENDSHIP IS STOOPID MAGIC! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND KILL YOU AND-
Mario: No!
Mario reached his final form!
nevermind lol XD
Mario: Mama m-
Mario is ded. Not big suprais.
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