- Hi, I'm Cody.
- Hi I'm Hae-Joon.
- Today, we're gonna be drawing.
- Whatever the internet wants us to.
- Yeah, and I'll add horns and appendages to all of it.
- I'm scared.
(mysterious music)
- This is a replay of a live stream
so if you hear a disembodied phantom voice,
it's our moderator.
- Matt is our ghost moderator.
- He floats and it's very impressive.
- [Matt] Let's start with a UFO piloted by a cow.
- I'm guessing people are still feeling
the Storming Area 51 memes.
- [Matt] Bella James suggests a young child
who is rocking a dragon costume.
- That's nice.
- [Matt] I like one suggestion
that was just, "Pizza Man, Pizza Man!"
- I think we gotta do Pizza Man.
What else are we gonna do?
- (laughing) I'm feeling the dragon kid, though.
- [Matt] Ooh, I would personally like to see
a cat doing pottery.
- Okay.
- Do you wanna do that?
- [Matt] And it's for a unicorn playing the piano.
- Unicorn, I wanna draw a unicorn.
Let's do a unicorn.
- What about a cat doing pottery with a unicorn?
- Like in that scene
from "Ghost"? - Like "Ghost"!
That's what I'm trying to think of,
like ghost just like, ooh! - Go on!
- [Matt] Shout out to Louise Kiwi
for the Pizza Man suggestion.
- Shout out to Louise!
- What is your plan for Pizza Man, Brent?
- Jason, all will be revealed.
(both laughing)
- It's been a while since you've been on "Draw-Off", Nick.
- It has been a while. - How does it feel?
- It feels like I never left.
- [Matt] Just wanna give a quick shout out to Crazy Dog.
Thank you for the suggestion of the cat doing pottery.
- Unicorns and cats are very popular.
- I mean, why not?
- I forgot what cows look like
so I'm gonna draw a farm-side cow.
If anybody knows that comic reference, kudos to you.
- I have a 19-month-old little child and he is awesome.
Maybe I'll buy him a dragon costume.
Maybe I'll make him a dragon costume.
- [Matt] We already have our first addition.
The cow is joined by Peppa Pig.
- Is that a specific pig?
- It's a beloved children's pig.
- [Crew Member] Since Peppa Pig is copyrighted, we can't.
- We can't do it? - Okay.
- So shall we do salt pig?
- Mustard pig.
- Oh yeah, okay.
We're drawing mustard pig.
- Unicorns gotta be majestic.
And by majestic, I mean,
(laughs) I don't know how to draw a horse.
Just kinda roughing out,
like rough placement.
'Cause it in my head right now,
I have a fuzzy idea of what I wanna draw
that's not really clear.
I know some people, they are just like,
boom, they know exactly what they wanna draw
and they're just like (buzzes).
But for me, it's sorta like an exploration.
- Honestly, that's it forever.
Even when you become a professional artist,
you're always just gonna be like,
I have no idea what I'm doing (laughs).
- Yeah, pretty much.
- You never will.
- Hae-Joon, did you grow up wanting to be an animator?
- I did, actually.
Somewhere in my parent's apartment in Korea
are dusty old Post-it Notes
full of animated stick figures doing violent things
because that's apparently what you animate
when you first animate things.
- [Matt] The overall consensus in the chat,
not to give anything away for Jason,
is that the Pizza Man legs
are making them feel some type of way.
(both laughing)
- Pizza Man is available for bachelorette parties.
(Jason laughs)
You can book now.
- Oh my god, I gotta give this
a beautiful just mane of hair.
I love that my unicorn looks more like a cow.
I don't even know! - Aww, that's so cute!
Ooh, I love chubby unicorns. - Look at these ears.
These ears.
- [Matt] Quick suggestion, take it or leave it, Maria D.
- Maria D. - Has been trying
to get a mullet on everything today.
(Jason laughs)
And thinks that Pizza Man might be--
- Pizza Man's gonna have a mullet.
Okay, you got your mullet, here we go.
'Cause that's what we do here at "Draw-Off Live",
we make dreams come true.
I gotta say, I don't think
I've drawn a mullet just about ever,
but we're gonna make this happen.
It's gonna be a cheesy, cheese mullet.
- Do we have anything else on the cow?
I need to know more about this.
Is he happy driving it?
Is he being held hostage by the pig?
Is the cow taking the pig to the hospital
and the pig's bleeding out from a laser wound?
- Could you come up with a back story
for my little unicorn I'm drawing?
If that's okay.
- You guys, you've birthed this creature.
I need to know where he comes from.
- [Matt] BBGR suggests that she just broke up
with her boyfriend
and is writing a song about it, obviously.
(Kyra laughs)
- She's pretty happy about it.
- [Matt] I got a good suggestion from Jason Brown,
"The cow has graduated top of his class at M.I.T.."
(Cody laughing)
- So this is the cow's thesis.
- Very specific.
- [Matt] PastelWorld says Pizza Man
was an Olympic ice skater
who turned into a crime-fighting, mullet-rocking vigilante
(Brent laughs)
who destroys enemies with a peperoni Frisbee of destruction.
- I like the idea
that he just peels off pepperonis from his body
and throws them at his enemies.
- [Matt] Mac Ade suggests that the pig
is the significant other.
- I'm ruminating on this new relationship.
- [Matt] I just wanna shout out
a lot of these back stories for the unicorns
are so well-thought-out and touching,
if I read them, I might cry.
- Oh my god!
- [Nick] Aww!
- [Matt] So Langwar is very insistent on a pink cow.
- A pink cow.
- I can make that happen.
- We can make those dreams come true.
- [Matt] I have a question from Marsha, and it said--
- Marsha, what's your question?
- [Matt] How do you draw human body parts so well?
- Aww, well, thanks!
Just hitting your head against a wall for a decade, I'd say,
just trying every freaking day to draw feet
and being really bad at it for most of the time.
And then, one day, you'll wake up
and you'll be like, oh, I get it!
I get how feet work.
(Jason laughing)
- Drawing things really fast I've realized helps
'cause you learn to get the way things flow.
- Think this is probably post-graduation celebration.
They are going to party.
- They're the drunk farm animals.
- I'd like to think that maybe this cow
is the designated driver.
- And the pig is drunk on mustard.
- When you're laughing at your own drawing,
that's usually good, I think. (laughs)
Oh my god, I gotta get to color though.
I wanna put so much pink on this.
- No, don't make everything pink.
That's not how this works.
- That's how it works for me.
- Actually, no.
Pizza Man needs beautiful eyes.
- [Matt] Jessica Jones says,
"I've really been staring
"at Pizza Man's legs for 17 minutes."
(man laughing)
- Here, I'll help you out then.
There you go.
Yeah!
- This is 'bout to be real messy, y'all.
This good color. - Gotta get
some good leg shots in here.
There we go.
- Hae-Joon, how you feelin' about your party animals?
- I'm looking at the colors right now.
It feels like it belongs in the "Rugrats".
- [Matt] Lancheese says,
"I wanna see some grease on Pizza Man."
- He's sorta done getting greased,
and now there's just a pool of grease underneath him
where he's been dripping all day.
(Jason laughing)
- Oh my god, I'm so ashamed of myself.
I drew a drawing recently
and I drew a character's hand backwards! (laughs)
- That's like--
- I'm so dumb.
- No, people do that all the time, it's okay.
'Cause you get into a drawing and you forget
and you're just like, oh, it's drawn!
And then you're like, oh, everything about this is wrong!
If I took this drawing and flipped it, which is, by the way,
a great thing you can do when you're drawing
is you draw and then flip the drawing.
If I took this and reversed it,
I probably would just be like, I see all sorts of problems!
- I'm really excited for what you're drawing.
I think I'm the one who drew something innocent this time.
- This is very strange.
I gotta say, I took this a little far,
I just might add. (Jason laughing)
- [Matt] Yeah, you guys are kind of drawing
each other's style.
(both laughing)
- Yeah, we kind of switched places here.
- Yeah.
- What a strange turn of events.
- Gotta do an other worldly unicorn glow
'cause unicorn's, a ghost, ooh!
- Unicorn's a ghost, what? - Unicorn ghost!
- What are you talking about? (laughing)
(chuckles) It's over, put your pen down.
- [Nick] Okay, I'm done, I'm done.
- All right, Pizza Man is done.
This is as gross as he's ever gonna look.
- I could keep going, definitely,
but I think I can stop here as well.
- So how do you think you did, Cody?
- If I saw this out of context,
like on my Instagram feed,
I wouldn't know what to make of it
and I would just keep scrolling, I think.
- I also feel those sentiments.
- I drew, now looking at it,
what looks like a cow-horse-unicorn
holding a pot with the cat.
I like it, it's weird.
(mysterious music)
- Oh cute! (Jason laughing)
- Oh my god!
- This is really good.
This is so wholesome.
- Wow! - I love it.
- Yours is amazing!
- OMG, yours is adorable! - Thank you!
- Kira is so good at drawing cute stuff! (grunts)
- I like the story telling involved
with this graduated married thing.
- He looks like he's really about this job.
He's just like, yo, I'm about to do a performance.
- Don't get in the splash zone. (chuckles)
- Yeah!
(both laughing)
- I really love that mustard pig is just a regular pig
but mustard-covered. (both laughing)
- I love this embrace that your characters are in.
There's palpable tension
and you hope that the cow will land the UFO safely.
- You got the majestic--
- Thank you. - Feeling of a unicorn.
- But you did too!
Yours is so good, like it's hilarious.
- (laughs) We have definitely switched places this episode.
- Oh man, I know!
This is character development, Jason.
- Drawing what the internet suggests is really fun
and I wanna do it more.
- I like this because I don't have to stick
to a character design that I'm trying to remember
which is the normal format of the show.
- Thanks for the sassy farm animals.
Thank you. - Yes, thank you very much.
- See, everyone?
Drawing's awesome.
(Kyra laughs)
Just don't stop drawing, okay?
(lively music)