- I'm not wearing underwear
so you want to just pull on my pants.
(laughing)
- That's fucking disgusting.
- Go ahead.
(grunting)
(triumphant opera music)
- Gotta get loose
- (scoffs) It's beer pong.
(grunts)
(laughs)
Zach,
if you beat me,
I will slow dance at your wedding
by myself on the dance floor.
Like this.
(laughs)
And, if I win,
you're going to break dance by yourself
on the dance floor
immediately following
your first dance.
- I accept.
- I love you, Zach.
(laughing)
- Call your parents and ask them
who their favorite kid is and why. (laughs)
Hey mom.
Hey, - Hey mom
I'm here with Garret.
- Mom, Zach thinks that you love him more
but I said that I was first
so that
that makes me the favorite, right?
- It's not true
because the second child is always better planned
than the first child.
- Maybe.
(laughing)
Mom, we love you.
- We'll talk to you later, Mom.
Bye. - Bye.
(clapping)
- What's funny is that
we've had that conversation with our parents
so many times before. (laughs)
- At least a dozen.
Let your sibling give you
a wedgie,
a noogie,
and a wet willy.
- Aw, man.
- That's pretty easy.
I'm not wearing underwear
so you want to just pull on my pants.
(laughing)
- That's fucking disgusting.
- Go ahead.
(grunting)
(laughing)
You're gonna choke me out.
Ow.
(laughs)
That is the most uncomfortable.
Was I a shitty
big brother as we were kids?
- That's just not gonna end well.
- Dang. - Uh oh.
Let your sibling draw whatever they want
on your face with a sharpie.
A sharpie?
(Laughs)
Fuck it.
(laughing)
Just don't draw a dick on my face.
(laughing)
Oh my god, am I a raccoon?
(laughs)
You're a terrible artist.
Okay.
Right here.
- [Male Voice] Woo!
- Aw, come on.
Have a arm wrestling match
with your sibling.
If you lose, you drink.
Can you flex your arm for us? - No.
(laughing)
- Yeah, I'm just gonna drink.
(laughing)
- Nice. - Oh!
- Read it.
- Drink a glass of raw eggs. (sighs)
- That's disgusting.
(laughing)
You're going to throw up.
(snickers)
Alright, because
I'm your brother,
and you said you only want one egg,
I get to crack it in your mouth.
So, tilt your head back.
Tilt your head back.
Zach.
- Hold on, hold on.
Three. - What if you get ... (laughs)
- Two.
- Hold on, I need a beer - One.
Do I sound like dad yet?
Three,
Two, - I can't do it from behind.
I can't do it. I gotta do it - One.
from the hatch. - No, no.
I gotta do it from the front.
- I'm gonna crack it into your mouth.
- I can't do that - Ready?
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
(laughing)
Here you go.
(clapping)
- [Garret] Wipe your head off.
I want a re-rack.
Gimme two in the back.
One in the front.
- You don't want a stoplight?
- No, I want two in the back
one in the front.
- Stoplight's better. You should do stoplight.
- Fuck, I hate you so sometimes.
Our goal is in the back.
- [Male Voice] Oh.
- Act out how you lost your virginity
using dolls. (laughs)
- You should drink that.
- Yeah. - For your future career.
- I'm gonna drink that.
- Without the cameras, yeah.
- No, we shouldn't
mention it. (laughs)
- Yeah, we shouldn't.
(laughing)
There we go.
[Male Voice] Woo!
- Let your sibling shave your head.
Fuck that.
- Not that gorgeous hair. (laughs)
- (sighs) Front.
Aw, back.
[Male Voice] Woo!
- Eat whatever your sibling concocts
from our kitchen ingredients.
- I'm gonna make you something gourmet.
- Gourmet?
- Yeah. - Alright, yeah.
- Welcome to Garret's kitchen.
Starting with our Peep.
Cut one of these guys off.
I don't even know what that is.
- It's red cherries.
I love red cherries.
- Aw no, it's too sweet.
We want real cherries.
Spicy kind.
Mmm.
That smells delicious.
(laughs)
I love asparagus,
but that's not what this is for.
We're here for the juice.
(snickers)
Sardines.
What does this need?
I know!
Hershey's syrup.
Woo!
This is where I don't even look.
(snickers)
Nope, missed it.
Got it!
Eat it.
Eat the whole thing.
The whole thing.
(coughing)
Don't insult the chef.
- I'm about the throw up.
(laughing)
- Eat it.
(clanking)
(laughing)
It's so good.
- Nope, I'm drinking.
(clapping)
(laughing)
- That's accepted.
- What's it say?
- Apologize to your sibling
for the worst thing
you've ever done to them.
Drink if they do not forgive you.
I remember a time where I used to be
a bully to you.
And I am sincerely sorry for
ever playing that role that made you look at me
as not your brother.
I'm sorry
and I will never, ever
do that to you again.
- It's pretty sincere.
(laughing)
- Aw.
- [Male Voice] Woo!
(Fog Horn)
- Woo!
- I gotta break dance.
- He's going to dance by himself
after his first dance
with his wife.
Zach, please slap me with my money
- Oh my god, the fish.
(laughing)
- Ow!
That really hurt.
- Paper cut.
Paper cut.
Paper cut. In your mouth.
In the mouth.
Not the mouth.
Money's really dirty.
- In your mouth.
- Alright.
(clapping)
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