He's the youngest, the cutest,
and he's definitely your favorite, even though you never admit it.
Please put your hands together for Young Dylan!
♪ What up fam it's me Young Dylan ♪
♪ I'm the favorite Of all your children ♪
♪ We all know I make you listen ♪
♪ But I'm out here On a different mission ♪
♪ Dogs are cool But they don't fly, yo ♪
♪ Got me askin' How and why though ♪
♪ Get up here on my bandwagon ♪
♪ 'Cause Young Dyl He wants a dragon ♪
♪ I want a dragon ♪
♪ I want a dragon please ♪
♪ I want a dragon ♪
♪ Give me a dragon ♪
Oh, okay.
That is not at all what we discussed, Dylan.
Now go away before you make things worse.
Dragon, think about it.
♪ Dang, Grandma It was like you were just here ♪
♪ If I close my eyes I can see you so clear ♪
♪ Your eucalyptus and patchouli perfume ♪
♪ Man, you sure knew How to fill a room ♪
Yeah, I like where this is going.
Spit your game.
Okay.
♪ My name is Young Dylan I don't need this class ♪
♪ By the time I'm 15 I'll be ridin' with pizzazz ♪
♪ With my house on the lake And my Rolly Dom Bizzle ♪
♪ Just be out here Tryin' to teach in the middle ♪
[applause]
♪ Okay, I'm a teacher I've heard this before ♪
♪ You think that you're special But you need to learn more ♪
♪ You got some talent That I can see ♪
♪ But what you don't understand Is how much you need me ♪
[applause]
♪ I don't need you I told you what I do ♪
♪ You standin' there lookin' Like it's truly hurtin' you ♪
♪ You're out of your league You don't even know it ♪
♪ You comin' at me 'cause Your weakness keeps showin' ♪
[applause]
Listen to this rhyme I wrote for you.
I know it’d change your mind.
When I first saw you, you caught my eye.
My heart started beating and I thought I just would die.
With the voice of a angel, it brought me back and I knew I had to have you.
And that’s a fact so my mind started thinkin’ I’m way too young for drinkin’.
Or the pretty brown eyes were looking at me blinking.
So, all I could do was just come up with a plan.
‘Cause I knew that one day, that I’m gonna be your man.
♪ Been on my grind for a long time Not gonna stop ♪
♪ Not even for a minute I didn't come to play ♪
- ♪ I came to get with it ♪ - Dylan!
♪ Been on my grind for a long time Not gonna stop ♪
♪ Not even for a minute I didn't come to play ♪
- Dylan. - ♪ I came to get with it ♪
Dylan. Dylan.
- Dylan! - Yo!
Yo, man!
Don't walk up on me like that!
You was 'bout to catch these hands.
♪ Tell me who don’t know me ♪
♪ Put respect up on my name I’m the youngest OG ♪
♪ Talent this is cool beat ♪
♪ You can call me what you want ♪
♪ But don’t call me broke please ♪
♪ Money oh we’re like Ben about to grow a goatee ♪
Hold up, hold up. You just made that up?
Yeah bro, I freestyle and so does C.
Yeah check it.
♪ They call me C, the letter before B but gettin’ straight A’s ♪
- Hey, hey! - Ruff!
[laughing]
You just made that up too?
Charlie! Man, I said street smart, not Sesame Street!
- That’s incredible, kid. - Thank you.
Not you, but I mean him. But love though.
Thanks.
Gotta stay humble, on my grind though.
What?!
- Oh my... - Uh! Uh!
- Sit down, little baby boy. - Stop dancing!
Take a knee. Take a knee. You're on the sideline, bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
[screaming]
Let's go!
[cheering]
And now, Atlanta.
[cheering]
Put your hands together
- Woo! - for Young...
Dylan!
[cheering]
Hit it.
♪ Been on my grind for a long time Not gonna stop ♪
♪ Not even for a minute I didn't come to play ♪
♪ I came to get with it With my fam on my side ♪
♪ And my cousin to help me spin it ♪
♪ I raise my hands up to the sky 'Cause I'm always with it ♪
[cheering]
[drumming]
Ah!
Check it.
How long is this gonna go on?
Until I get it done.
You do know that this is a mess, right?
What do you mean?
You can't play.
You're just a hater.
No, I'm a realist. Tell him, Charlie.
Look, I love the drums.
You love anything he does.
No, that's not true.
He farts a lot, and I don't love that.
You two are disgusting.
Uh, well, it's true.
[drumming]