Operation Slip and Fall is on.
[upbeat electronic music]
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Ahh!
Oof!
Oh, the pain!
I'm so young.
Oh, the tragedy. - Oh.
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
- [groans] I'll survive...
[coughs]
But this spilled mustard does make me wonder...
should this place be shut down?
Mrs. Inspector, what do you think?
Is this restaurant a hazard to public health?
- Who me? Oh, I'm not an inspector.
I'm just filling out a job application.
[both gasp and groan]
- Would a free Smiley Meal make you feel better?
- Does it come with a toy?
Yep. I'm good.
- What do you think, Sid?
Should we just hope they go out of business?
- It'll never happen.
Everyone loves their burgers.
I think we're just destined to never sleep again.
- Mmm, they are delicious.
Vete vete! Vete, Sancho!
- [squawks]
- That's my burger.
Wait a minute.
Sancho's given me a great idea.
I think it's time to give Jim Sparkletooth a call.
both: Ooh.
- Okay, Sergio and his friends should be here any minute.
- Same with Sparkletooth.
- Hey, Padma, the new electrician dimmed the sign.
It looks great.
- Oh, good.
- Excuse me.
Did we just hear you say that you dimmed your sign?
- Oh, hi, girls.
Yeah, sorry it took us so long.
We've just been really busy,
and Pierre thought he could fix everything himself.
- Hey, I'm handy. Oh-oh!
- He made everything worse.
But I finally hired a pro.
- All finished.
- Hola, chiquitas.
I dimmed the burger sign and put in some fans for the smell,
so you can stop complaining.
I also added vinegar to their ketchup.
It needed it.
- She is a lifesaver.
Anyway, we also took Tommy out of the tip song rotation.
That guy does not have an inside voice.
- Order for Vito!
Wow, you must be hungry.
- Wow, thank you so much.
Could you excuse us for a second?
Oh, no, Sid.
They were taking care of everything all along.
- I know. They're lovely.
And we're about to rain pigeon fury on them.
- We have to call it off.
Sergio, come in.
Abort the mission.
I repeat, abort the mission.
Sergio, come... abor...the miss...
Repeat...the mission.
- I don't copy. Coming in hot.
- Sergio, did you get that?
[both gasp]
[dramatic music]
Hello, I'm Jim Sparkletooth.
We're at the popular new restaurant Burger Blast,
where I've uncovered another dirty secret.
Their burgers are made from pigeon meat.
Tell us, why are you using pigeon meat?
And how do you sleep at night?
- What? How dare you.
We don't use pigeon--
both: Ahh!
- Huh? Ugh.
- [slurping]
Huh? Ahh!
- Hmm?
Eww!
all: Ahh!
- It's the pigeoning!
- We know this looks bad, but it's not true.
- It's the pigeon. Stop, please.
all: Ahh!
- I'm Jim Sparkletooth,
and I'll be coming for your dirty secret next.
J. Spark out.
- Get back. - Take that.
- This doesn't make any sense.
Where are these pigeons coming from? Ahh!
- As soon as this airs, we're ruined.
- Not if we can help it. Sid, come on.
I've got an idea.
Mr. Snaggletooth,
we're the ones who called about the pigeon meat.
- What? Huh?
Oh, I see what this is about.
You want your $25 for the story tip. Okay.
[whispers] Start the car.
- It's not about the money.
We just don't want you to air the story.
- Fat chance. This is gonna get me promoted.
- Well, what if I told you we have a better story,
even juicier.
- Juicier than pigeon meat?
I'm listening.
[car horns honk]
Oh, it's on.
- And now, deception, debauchery.
I'm Jim Sparkletooth, and I've uncovered
a hard-hitting story of burgers,
sabotage, and pigeon meat.
Just how far would two vengeful tweens go
to get some sleep?
- Hey. - Vengeful tweens?
- This eyewitness saw it all.
- They forced me to bring pigeons
and pretend they were in the hamburgers.
They're monsters.
You're gonna change my voice, right?
- Monsters? You can say that again.
- Hey. Oh, okay, maybe we deserved that.
But the important thing is that everybody knows the truth.
My friend Sid and I made up the pigeon meat rumor.
- We just needed sleep.
But it was all a misunderstanding.
- We're sorry, Pierre and Padma.
You guys are awesome,
and we're lucky to have you as neighbors.
- Don't forget we make our own ketchup.
And our burgers are made from beef,
delicious beef.
I'm Jim Sparkletooth coming for your dirty secret next.
Ahh, no. Stop the camera.
Oh, don't look at me.
- I'm proud of you girls for doing the right thing...
eventually.
- Thanks, Abuela.
And who knew their burgers were so delicious?
- And they even deliver now.
[upbeat electronic music]
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[all cheering]