What's he doing here?
He's the alien!
I came to put a stop to all your alien talk!
When will the lies end?
Well, Zim, I guess my first question is...
Are you an alien?
Lies!
The filthy earth boy lies!
I mean, no.
Well... what about the video?
I was out playing like any normal earth larvae,
when he came looking for trouble.
Hey, new kid, give me your lunch monies!
But I need these monies to buy nutrients.
Give me the monies or I'll tell everyone you're an alien!
Leave me alone, I just want to play.
Fine!
Look, Gaz, you are my witness, he is an alien!
I have him on tape, I have you on tape witnessing it!
[music playing]
[thudding]
Boo hoo hoo hoo!
- That didn't happen! - He lies!
Calm down, you two.
- You'll never get away with this! - Silence, you tiny brain... head!
What about that glowing thing?
Look at it, that's no human glow!
We asked an expert.
Possibly a weather balloon or swamp gas!
Swamp gas?
He's crazy, ask anyone in our class!
Dib, yeah...
He's pretty crazy!
He told me my daddy was a yeti!
My daddy's not a yeti!
He's not a yeti!
What's up with his head?
Well, Dib, I guess the question for you is...
Are you crazy?
Of course they say I'm crazy,
that's what they always say about visionaries!
What's he doing? What are you doing?
Calling your space friends?
Nonsense, it's my medication.
[choking]
Hey, look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
He's after our beaver technology!
Is this his next evil plan?
Well...
Time to work on my next evil plan.
Talk about perfect timing!
But no drives yet, the Swollen Eyeball's gotta see this!
Agent Darkbootie here.
I have a video feed from the alien's house!
[gurgling]
Hmm, Agent Mothman,
once I tied Bigfoot's toe hairs together, it was very funny,
until his insane fit of howling rage ended in tragedy for a family of campers.
My point is jokes do not have a place in the Swollen Eyeball Network.
- Call back when you're serious! - But--
[stretching]
Hmm, yes, time to work on my evil plan!
Oh!
- To cripple the humans by destroying-- - Guess who made waffles!
I'm not going to eat that--
[wailing hysterically]
Enough!
I will try some already!
Well...
They don't seem to be making me sick.
You know, this actually might be a good way
to build a tolerance to the humans filthy food!
OK, GIR.
I will try--
[laughing]
And as soon as I'm done with these waffles,
I will discuss my evil plan!
Yes, this is it!
For this plan I will create a--
Hey, these aren't bad.
- What's in 'em? - There's waffle in 'em!
You're lying!
GIR, another mutant biting thing!
Yes, vermin lord!
[smashing]
Onward to victory!
Zim, I don't know what your plan is but I'm gonna stop it!
I am infecting this city with genetically enhanced vermin,
- but you'll never know! - You just told me.
You're lying!
Mortos, grant my wish now!
Steal Zim's life force!
Still powering up!
Almost there...
[groaning]
That's your secret weapon?
- Eh. - Eh.
- So about my sandwich. - Mm-hmm.
[music playing]
[groaning]
I'll hold him here while you finish up, Mortos!
Get off of me, you smell like human!
[groaning]
Oh, the vermin!
[laughing]