(gentle music plays)
- Oh, hi, hello, hi, my name is Frol,
and I'm your Castle Campus tour guide.
Welcome to the Apprentice Orientation
for Wisdom Roll University.
Yay.
Yeah, apprentice,
you think you're ready to go on a quest?
Why did I need to go to Wisdom Roll University?
I've got one good reason,
or three.
Yikes.
They teach us how to tell the difference between
evil magic users, ugly ogres,
and fancy fairies.
And with just four simple admission questions,
you'll know what wizard roll career path
that you should take before you adventure into the Dungeons
and fight the dragon.
Here at the WRU,
there are nine career paths for you to choose from,
or you can try more than one.
(upbeat music)
♪ I'm gonna tell you that I loved you ♪
♪ 100 times a day ♪
♪ You'll get tired of my voice ♪
♪ That's how much I'm gonna tell you that I missed you ♪
♪ I'll miss you if you go ♪
♪ Yes I'm gonna let you know ♪
♪ Just how much ♪
♪ I'll tell your mama ♪
♪ I love you so ♪
♪ I 'll tell your papa too ♪
♪ I'm gonna let everyone know ♪
♪ About my love ♪
♪ So I really hope you love me too ♪
♪ Yeah, I really hope you love me too ♪
♪ I'm gonna tell you ♪
♪ I'm gonna tell you that I need ♪
♪ I need you every day ♪
♪ You'll get weary of my (indistinct) ♪
♪ That's how much I'm gonna tell you ♪
♪ That I need you ♪
♪ I wanna let you know ♪
♪ Oh you're the only one for me, no one else ♪
♪ I'm gonna shout it out ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Up on the mountain top ♪
(upbeat music)
- If you can remember four colored dots,
then you're ready to become an adventurer.
Now match up your four colored dots
with the color chart below.
I pick fighter every time.
What can I say, I love penguins.
(animal growling)
- You're wearing the silver robes
that denote her station.
An elf closes her eyes
to shut out the distractions
of the battlefield,
and begins her quiet chant.
Fingers weaving in front of her,
she completes her spell
and launches a tiny bead of fire
towards the enemy ranks,
where it erupts into a conflagration
that engulfs the soldiers.
(animal growling)
Suppressing a giggle, a gnome waggles her fingers
and magically lifts the keyring from the guards belt.
In a moment the keys are in her hand,
the cell doors open,
and she and her companions are free
to make their escape.
(upbeat music)
Holding high a gnarled staff wreath
with holly, an elf summons the fury of the storm
and calls down the explosive bolts of lightening
to smite the torch-carrying orgs
who threaten her forest.
(animal growling)
Arms and eyes raised upwards towards the sun,
and a prayer on his lips,
an elf begins to glow, with an inner light
that spills out to heal his battle-worn companions.
(gentle music)
(animal growling)
After tumbling away from a cone of freezing air,
an elf finds her feet
and draws back her bow
to let loose an arrow at the white dragon.
Shrugging off the wave of fear
that emanates from the dragon,
like the cold of its breath,
she sends one arrow after another
to find the gaps between the dragons thick scales.
Clad in plate armor that gleams in the sunlight
despite the dust and grime of long travel,
a human lays down her sword and shield,
and places her hands on a mortally wounded man.
Divine radiance shines from her hands.
The man's wounds knit closed,
and his eyes open wide with amazement.
(animal growling)
A dwarf in chain mail interposes his shield
between the ogre's club and his companion,
knocking the deadly blow aside.
His companion, a half elf in scale armor,
swings two scimitars in a blinding whirl
as she circles the ogre,
looking for a blind spot
in its defenses.
(animal growling)
Her fists are a blur
as they deflect an incoming hail of arrows.
Her half elf springs over a barricade
and throws herself into the mast ranks
of hob goblins on the other side.
She whirls among them,
knocking their blows aside
and sending them reeling,
until at last she stands alone.
(animal growling)
Signaling for her companions to wait,
a halfling creeps forward through the dungeon hall.
She presses an ear to the door,
then pulls out a set of tools,
and picks the lock in the blink of an eye.
Then she disappears into the shadows
as her fighter friend moves forward
to kick the door open.
- Fall semester starts in September.
The time to enroll is now.
(electronic beeping)