- Pants.
- [Man] Go Ahead - Alright.
I'm sorry for this.
("Symphony No. 9 in D Minor,
IV. Finale: Presto- Allegro Assai)
- I'm Emily, he's a stranger.
- I'm Kenny.
- Yes. - Yes.
Oh. - Oh man.
- I thought I was gonna miss.
- Lick two mystery items, blind folded.
Should I do it?
Yeah, I'ma do it.
(laughs)
Oh God.
Ew, like squid or an octopus.
(laughs)
What is sniffing me?
Oh my God it's a guinea pig.
(soft playful music)
(laughs)
- I made it in!
- Fake an orgasm for one dramatic minute.
(laughs)
I'm good, I'm gonna drink the beer.
- Ha Ha, you have to drink that one.
- I was- - Are you drunk already?
- Okay.
Okay but I will get you, so.
Oh! - Oh!
- I did get it.
- Call an ex and say you still love 'em.
- [Emily] Yes!
- I'll do it.
I feel like a asshole doing this.
- You should.
- Hello.
I just wanted to let you know, I still love you.
Yeah I'm totally serious,
I mean we can talk more about it later,
I guess I'll call you back.
- [Emily] I love you, oh my gosh.
Oh, talk dirty to your opponent, it must be really dirty.
I'm gonna whip you so hard.
And then like off the corner
is gonna someone and they're gonna come over
and they're gonna shit in your mouth.
And then, he's gonna lick your balls.
It's gonna be messy and it's gonna be rough.
- [Man] Alright good job.
(clapping)
- [Emily] It's so hot in here, or is it just me?
- Do you have a boyfriend right now?
- My boyfriends gonna be like
what the fuck did you just say.
(soft playful music)
(grunts)
- Gotta get it in.
I had to say something.
Let the opponent cut off your shirt.
- [Emily] Yeah!
- But this is my favorite shirt.
- No, it's not.
- Just don't cut off my nipples alright.
(laughs loudly)
- He already knows.
- Fuck.
- One. - Aw.
- Oh yeah!
(laughs)
(grunts)
(laughs)
- Oh!
- Yes! - Fuck!
Let your opponent throw a pie in your face.
I will gladly get pied in the face.
(grunts)
(laughs)
- My dude.
Oh sorry, that was a slip.
Wipe my pie.
(clapping)
- Oh! - My dude!
That's how you drink it.
(coughs)
Went down the wrong.
- And then that's what happens.
- That's why you don't drink it like that.
Oh fuck!
What's your boyfriend's name?
- Josh.
- Josh?
What's up there Josh,
your girlfriend here today got me naked,
talked dirty to me and sticky.
- Shut up.
- Josh.
- Shut up.
- Oh!
- So disappointing.
Oh no, I could've.
(soft playful music)
- Cool beef.
- It's getting hot in here.
- Really?
I think it's getting cold.
(laughs)
- I guess.
- Yes! - Oh no!
Let the other team undress you down to your underwear.
(laughs)
- Um. - Wow.
- I'm shirtless right now.
- Okay yeah, let's do it.
- Alright Josh, don't kill me for this.
Where do I? - Just do it.
- Okay.
- Oh my. - I broke something.
I'm sorry for this.
- Show your girlfriend that you just told you loved.
- Oh my god.
Are you sure about that?
(laughs)
Let's just, step out of that.
Oh God.
- [Man] Woo!
(clapping)
- You going on a safari?
- I guess so.
(soft playful music)
(laughs)
- Is that your outfit for raves?
(laughs loudly)
Yes!
- Oh my gosh.
Take a shot of fish sauce.
I fucking love fish sauce.
You came to the wrong person with this.
Do you like fish sauce?
- Sure, sometimes, I don't like drinking it straight though.
- Well like, wait is it like a full shot?
- Drink it straight, it's pretty potent.
- Is it, wait you think I'm gonna throw up?
(laughs)
- Oh she did it.
Oh that was fast.
- I'm okay with fish sauce.
- Give me my OG back, hey give me my OG back.
- Oh this is his.
Taste like cat food.
(laughs)
- Oh! - Nope.
- Distract her.
Oh!
You got that right?
Holy shit.
Five to one.
- I still got time.
- Rocking it.
Wrong cups.
God if I knew it was gonna be this easy,
I would have just drove my car over here you know.
- Shut up. (laughs)
- God dammit, the last cup.
- No one's gonna wanna ever play with me again.
(laughs)
(soft playful music)
- [Man] Oh!
- Yeah right, that's right, that's right. (laughs)
(clapping)
Good game Emily.
You did good for someone in your safari underwear.
- Thank you.
- We should hang out more.
- What?
(shouts)
- Money!
Everywhere, I should probably pick those up.
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