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>> Tyrus: WOULD YOUR WORK WEEK
BE BEST WITH AN EXTRA DAY OF
REST?
HELL, YEAH.
BERNIE SANDERS, THAT GUY, IS
CALLING FOR A FOUR-DAY WORK WEEK
CITING THE SUCCESS OF PILOT
PROGRAMS AROUND THE WORLD, AND
HIS OWN EXPERIENCE BUILDING THE
PYRAMIDS 4,000 YEARS AGO.
[LAUGHTER].
>> Tyrus: HE TWEETED WITH
EXPLODING TECHNOLOGY TO INCREASE
WORKER PRODUCTIVITY, IT’S TIME
TO MOVE TOWARDS A FOUR-DAY WORK
WEEK WITH NO LOSS OF PAY.
THAT’S AN EXTRA DAY OFF, WIN FOR
BERNIE HE CAN SPEND A DIFFERENT
DAY AT EACH ONE OF HIS THREE
MANSIONS.
STUDIES SUGGEST THAT THE SAME
AMOUNT OF WORK CAN BE DONE IN
LESS TIME. WHICH, IN CONTRAST TO JOE
WHICH, IN CONTRAST TO JOE
DeVITO’S ACT, NEVER WORKS AT ALL
ALL.
WHAT YOU GONNA GET UP?
WRONG HOST.
I LOVE MY JOES.
I BEAT THEM UP JUST FOR THEIR
LUNCH MONEY.
THESE GUYS HAVEN’T EATEN IN A
MONTH.
>> Tyrus: THERE’S MORE LAUGHS,
OH, I GUESS WE’LL SKIP THE JOKE
WE DON’T NEED IT.
OH, THIS WILL BE GOOD JOE
BECAUSE THERE WILL BE MORE
LAUGHS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM IF
YOU GET UP AGAIN.
SEVERAL COUNTRIES HAVE BEEN
TESTING THIS IDEA.
IN THE UK THE COMPANIES THAT
TRIALED THE FOUR DAY WORK WEEK
HAD JUMPS IN PRODUCTIVITY.
THAT’S THE SAME SPIN BIDEN PUTS
ON THE ECONOMY AND HIS BIKE AND
HOPEFULLY THEY DON’T CRASH, TOO.
15% SAID NO AMOUNT OF MONEY
WOULD GET THEM TO RETURN TO THE
OLD MOD WHICH IS THE SAME THING
DICAPRIO SAYS ABOUT HIS EXES.
OLD MODEL.
SPEAKING OF OLD MODEL, JOE,
WOULD YOU WANT A FOUR-DAY WORK
WEEK?
OR ARE YOU STILL CURRENTLY DOING
TWO?
>> I HAVE TWO JOBS SO I DO 14
DAYS A WEEK OF WORK.
BUT I’LL SAY THIS, I’M NOT
SURPRISED PEOPLE COULD FIT FIVE
DAYS OF WORK INTO FOUR DAYS.
I COULD FIT TWO DAYS OF WORK
INTO FIVE DAYS.
BUT MY PROBLEM WITH THE WHOLE
IDEA, THOUGH, IS IF YOU CAN FIT
FIVE DAYS OF WORK INTO 44 DAYS,
WHY NOT FIT SIX DAYS OF WORK
INTO FIVE DAYS AND MAKE YOUR
BUSINESS MORE COMPETITIVE AND
GET A PROMOTION?
BUT INSTEAD WHAT BERNIE SANDERS
WANTS TO DO IS GIVE PEOPLE MONEY
FOR NOT WORKING, BUT THIS IS A
CLEVER WAY TO NOT CALL IT A TAX.
>> Tyrus: UH-HUH.
KAT, YOU WORE FIVE DAYS A WEEK
AND THEN, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO
WRITE FOR SUCH FIVE DAYS A WEEK
ALL THROUGH THE WEEKEND SO YOU
TECHNICALLY NEVER HAVE A DAY OFF
>> Kat: RIGHT.
>> Tyrus: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY
GET FOUR DAYS A WEEK IN?
.
>> Kat: I WOULDN’T LIKE IT
BECAUSE TIME OFF CAN BE
STRESSFUL, TOO.
LIKE STATISTICS SHOW A DAY OFF
IS THE MOST LIKELY TIME TO DO
SOMETHING THAT MAKES ALL YOUR
FRIENDS MAD AT YOU.
>> Tyrus: CAN’T TAKE A DAY OFF
WHY?
ARE YOU MAD AT MERE
>> Kat: BECAUSE YOU WORRY, YOU
KNOW, WHAT IF YOU PICK THE WRONG
RESTAURANT OR FORGET TO INVITE
SOMEONE.
THERE ARE PITFALLS OUTSIDE OF
THE WORKPLACE WAITING TO GET
YOU.
THE MORE YOU’RE AT THE OFFICE,
THE LESS LIKELY THAT YOU’RE
GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE, YOU
KNOW.
>> Tyrus: THAT’S TRUE.
TRUE
>> Kat: I LOVE TO WORK.
>> Tyrus: YOU’RE A WORKAHOLIC
>> Kat: YES, THANKFULLY THAT’S
KEPT ME SAFE BECAUSE IT’S MY
MOST POWERFUL ADDICTION.
>> Tyrus: KATE YOU’RE AN
ENPRACTICE NEWER YOU WORE MARCH
HATS THAN I DO IN THE WORKPLACE.
COULD YOU CONDENSE EVERYTHING
YOU DO, EXCEPT SHIELDENNING AND
CLUBBING SEALS, INTO A FOUR-DAY
WEEK.
>> I NEED EVERY DAY I CAN TO
CLUB SEALS AND PROVIDE BREAKFAST
FOR MY FAMILY.
>> Tyrus: YOU DON’T JUST CLUB
THEM YOU KILL THEM, TOO.
>> YOU CAN’T JUST KILL SOMETHING
AND NOT EAT IT.
IT’S THE RULE RYE.
I DON’T KNOW WHO’S GOING TO FUND
MONEY FOR UKRAINE IF AMERICANS
AREN’T WORKING FIVE DAYS A WEEK
OR MANAGING THE SPANISH SIESTAS.
THE EUROPEANS ARE ONLY WORKING
FOUR DAYS A WEEK, SURPRISE,
AMERICANS ARE WORKING MORE AND
PAYING FOR EVERYTHING THAT WE
DON’T GET TO HAVE BECAUSE THEY
WORK TWO HOURS A DAY AND TAKE
THE MONTH OF AUGUST OFF.
WOULDN’T THAT BE NICE?
BUT THEN RUSSIA WOULD OWN
EVERYTHING SO WE WANT TO KYIV
WORKING.
>> THAT’S A GOOD POINT THEY JUST
TRIM OUR TAXES WE WOULDN’T HAVE
TO WERE AS MUCH ANYWAY RIGHT
JOE.
>> Joe D.: YEAH.
WELL I’M SUPPOSEDLY ON
DISABILITY SO I WOULDN’T HERE.
>> Tyrus: NO ONE WILL ARGUE,
EVERYONE HERE BELIEVES YOU.
>> Joe D.: THE TRICK IS NOT HOW
MANY DAYS YOU WORK YOU HAVE TO
STICK TO A SCHEDULE.
EVERY MORNING I GET UP AT 5:00 I
GET SOME COFFEE, I DO A LITTLE
BIT OF WRITING, DO SOME NUDE
YOGA THEN I DO AS MUCH MORE
WRITING AS I CAN UNTIL THEY
THROW ME OUT OF STARBUCKS.
>> Tyrus: I HAD TO ASK YOU.
I GUESS THAT’S MY FAULT.
JOE, I’LL GO BACK TO YOU.
LIKE IF YOU WEREN’T IN
ENTERTAINMENT, BECAUSE
ENTERTAINMENT YOU KIND OF NEVER
REALLY HAVE A DAY OFF BECAUSE A
LOT MORE HAPPENS THAN JUST THE
MAGIC YOU’RE SEEING IN FRONT OF
THIS CAMERA.
IF YOU HAD ANOTHER JOB WHAT
WOULD IT BE SO YOU COULD WORK
FOUR DAYS A WEEK.
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR DREAM JOB.
>> COOKIE MODEL LIKE FOR COOKIE
ADS AND SUCH AND -- BECAUSE IT
COMBINES -- NO, I’M GOING
SOMEWHERE WITH THIS.
IT COMBINES LOOKING HEALTHY
ENOUGH TO BE A MODEL BUT YOU
ALSO EAT COOKIES.
>> Tyrus: I GIVE YOU AN EXTRA
QUESTION AND YOU LAY THAT
[BLEEP] ON ME?
COOKIE MODEL?
WE HAVE A COOKIE MODEL, IT’S
CALLED COOKIE MONSTER.
HOW DARE YOU.
>> JOE IS MUCH BETTER LOOKING,
AND LESS HAIRY.
>> WEST MOST OF THE WAY.
>> Tyrus: THANKS FOR THAT
>> Kat: IT HAPPENED SO QUICKLY.
>> Joe M.: THAT WAS A TOUGH
QUESTION OFF THE CUFF.
>> Tyrus: YEAH.
SO NOW AUDIENCE YOU’LL GO TO
SLEEP TONIGHT DREAMING OF HIS
NAKED YODA AND HIS BELLY HAIR.
>> DID YOU SAY NAKED YODA? HE LOOKS LIKE YODA, YEAH.
HE LOOKS LIKE YODA, YEAH.