hello everyone and welcome to movies in a nutshell where we talk about movies in
a quick way so you can get on with your day I am your host detective Artemis and
today our movie is d Cloverfield paradox in this video we will be talking about
spoilers so if you haven't seen the chlorophyll paradox yet don't hit that
watch it everybody down this video go and watch the movie and then come back
in and join your own discussion go or if you don't care about spoilers sit back
and let's talk originally this movie was called god particle and had nothing to
do with the Cloverfield franchise but then there were some issues at Paramount
and some other stuff and then JJ Abrams and company decided to pick up the
script and you know work it along and that's where he was like you know what
I'm gonna make this part of the chlorophyll movie so I'm gonna change
some stuff here bad bad a little bit of this to make it feel like it's all
connected it you can tell that that shit was shoehorn in at the last second
because without the Cloverfield name no one would even bother to watch this
movie it's like a cool space movie the characters here were pretty bland
disposable and uninteresting and that's not a good thing because if you can't
invest or connect with your characters then he don't give a shit about what
happens to him and that's exactly what happened in this movie so they use a
particle accelerator no not the one from the flash as it means to have unlimited
energy because the resources on earth have gone to shit and people want to go
to war that's not good so they test it out and it overloads
causing a hole in the space and time continuum and they end up in an
alternate dimension Great Scott Wow Dawg that's heavy yep that's the premise of
the movie alternate dimensions fine but Pacific Rim did it better when Chris
O'Dowd arm got stuck and they got amputated because the dimensions are
kind of merging at the same time or whatever and then like later on you see
the arm crawling by itself on the floor I was thinking what if he was peeing and
the same thing that happened to his arm happened to his dick and they're like he
just later on he see his dick crawling by itself on the floor there was like
what the fuck is that that's a dick man I just thought that'd
be I'd be pretty funny what's wrong with me this movie clearly had influences
from alien the thing and even little bit of Back to the Future and that's okay I
don't mind movies influence each other or whatever that's okay it's kind of a
normal thing you know you see the same movie fucking ten times a year but it
really it's about the execution that's the thing that really matters and here
the execution was pretty boring the main problem with this movie said it has to
connect itself to the first Cloverfield movie and it's literally just like the
last 10 seconds of the movie and because I didn't care about anything else that
was happening and it really took away from the movie
itself it was literally just the last 10 seconds we're like okay cool it was like
an hour and 20 minutes of foreplay it's just like can we can we get to it now
please my tongue hurts the whole time I was wondering how this movie would
connect itself to the first Cloverfield movie and really that's the only thing I
cared about did it explain it sure I guess but it added some more questions
here we go how did the monster get so much bigger
this muhfucka had his head up in the clouds and shit he wasn't that big in
the first movie because this movie takes place in 2028 and the first one took
place in 2008 so was the monster a baby at the time and then somehow fucking
escaped from the government when it caught it at the end if they caught it
at the end or is it part of a separate timeline because if it's not as a
separate timeline my Ed's gonna fucking explode how many timelines in dimensions
are we really dealing with here what was the point of Michael finding that little
girl it didn't really add anything and it just felt like a bunch of filler
seriously who the fuck cares I mean I guess if they wanted to show the world
deteriorating and sort of like you know you see like a little glimpse of the
monster but you could have did it without the kid so what was the point of
him finding that little girl what was the point also his friend just happened
to have a bomb shelter that they can hang out in wow that was pretty
convenient I wish I had some astronaut friends hey dude let's go get waste in
the shelter okay and who the fuck is Snoke who is he JJ you have some
explaining to do he looks like the Emperor's dick without the chlorophyll
Namor connecting the monster's origin this would have been a pretty generic
space driller I also didn't like that the monster came from a different
dimension instead of the original terrier he was like oh you know the
saddle I came and you know it awoke in the monster or there was like a drilling
accident and the monster you know I woke from the ocean and just like oh yeah my
fucking fuck shit up because the idea of something like that living in the ocean
is a pretty scary thought I mean the ocean itself is pretty fucking vast and
we don't know what's out there I'm talking about you Megalodon I know
you're still fucking out there I have not gone to the beach oh and you don't
need to see 10 Cloverfield Lane there's really no connection to it except for a
possible name connection and an actress also there's a be another colorful movie
this Halloween that's right already another movie this Halloween and it's
gonna be called overlord and well it has to do with world war ii and nazi zombies
why in the fuck not so i hereby declare the Cloverfield paradox watching your
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