Ha ha ha aha wooooo aha
*noises of delight* FUSHIGI!
Hey guys, are you great that's awesome, and oh my god I'm so excited, my stomach feels so weird,
I actually think I'm having a bowel movement, Okay I'll be right back.
MAC! I was scrolling the internet like I always do - millennials, right? - I came across a BuzzFeed article: 10 Things We Forgot That
Existed During Our Childhood. And if this video goes very well
I might end up buying all of those later on this year. But there was one thing on that list that I've
wanted so bad since I was a child, and totally forgot
how bad I wanted it until it appeared on my computer screen again. When ever the commercial for this item came on TV
I would get so envious of the people that were holding it, and
also back in the day
I didn't know As Seen On TV stores existed
I thought the only way you can get those items on television was you have to call the number and tell them your credit card information on
the phone, which is apparently really dangerous nowadays.
But thanks to the internet and Amazon I got this item without having to talk to a single person
I haven't talked to anybody in a week. Oh my god, I'm shaking. Oh my god I'm so excited
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the one and only
mysterious and amazing
Fushigi!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUSHIGI woooooo
Ha ha I'm so excited
*mind is blown*
Oh my God. I'm so excited
Fushigi. Why is it in a brown box?
You know the Fushigi that
magical gravity ball that people were like twirling in their hands, doing weird tricks with, juggling? Ever since I saw the video for the
first time I wanted one. Now I have it. It's in a weird and sketchy box, but it's here
I hope, I think this is it. The commercial showed it in this really colorful box with pictures and stuff and it's supposed to come with a DVD
But I don't think the company that makes these things [this] anymore when they got my order. They were probably like [FUSHIGI]
Why don't you oh? Yeah, okay?
And they [sent] it to me in a brown box open it and let's play with the fushigi
You ready, I'm ready
ahaha WOOO
Oh my gosh. I feel like my childhood is coming alive again
everything. I wanted my dreams are coming true
[I've] already has DVD please watch DVD prior to first use
Really, Bitch?
*inhale* why?
Well, we got to put the childhood on pause. I get educated on the safety of a ball
*sarcastic* Excitement
ok here we go
nothings popping up
where is the DVD?
hello?
*awkward scilence*
Hello?
Are we not?
LIE
I put it in my laptop. It was like. Where is this from? 2001?
oh no honey no no
you can take this out, please
so the DVD is not working.
*types in* fushigi ball
*distorted* FUSHIGI
Okay, so I'm bored, k, so we're [gonna] move on.
Thank you for approaching this fushigi magic ball
*sarcastic* Your welcome
attention
Fushigi an amazing skill toy
however, Fushigi
will not float on its own
Really, Bitch?
How dare you?
please take care of the ball
*fed up with it * blah blah blah i dont care
I don't care whatever just give me the fushigi.
Yeah, I don't care on this paper here
*rips it up*
The piece of resistance!!!
FUSHIGI!!!
AHHH!
I'm holding it! its in my hand!
oh my god its so cold
oh wow it exists!
you see this magic?
*wooshing noises*
FUSHIGI!
*Distorted* Fushigi
*excitedly* FUSHIGI!
WAIT WAIT
Am I a sources yet? Am I a master yet? Am I doing it right?
Okay, wow you see and Maya sorceress yeah, Maya [master] am I doing it right?
I can't do this is it levitate or is it touching my hand never know we gotta wait wait
I'll shake no already has a scratch. I've only play with it for like five minutes. Oh
I'm [sorry]. She already dented it damn it. I can't have nice things [he'll] [go] trip
Shaking I'm such a master. Oh my God. Give my masterfulness. At the Fushigi game.
Yeah, how can you do that you do that the Fushigi masters? I bet you can't like no (omg) okay you do [diggin] guys
I'm Gonna be like the kids on a DVD
Fushigi go straight. Keep on scratching. [oh], Fushigi everywhere when you're laying on the couch
When you're sitting on the floor, and [that's] all I'm gonna do I'm too lazy to move my camera
Is so underwhelming actually oh?
Okay, okay. I mean it probably looks good on camera, right am I doing magic on camera
It look like it's levitating does it not I can tell you that losing suck when you're on the other side
Let me tweet out. Ask you guys what to do with my fushigi ball and see even guys giving you an idea quick
I bought it from Fushigi ball. What should I do with it? Anal beads?, no!!
It's a fushigi
I forgot that's kind of guys how I don't even know what this is it is the ball of the future and it's what all
The kids wanted back in the day, and now I have it in my [hand] [so] bite it mom, never bought [me] anything
I want except for all the times you actually did but still no fushigi about the [fushigi]
I didn't have a childhood and now I finally do those things. Thank you parents. Thank you for nothing except [for] everything
Oh my gosh, rennact in that titanic. I won't set gold shop
Wait, I'm Jack right. I won't let go
Let go
no, I am sinking in the
Freezing waters, you wouldn't share all the space that is obviously
Available around you and [you] decided to let me die because you didn't want to take a risk
you selfish hoe
Mac. Dance.
Make a porno with it
(intense look) (wtf)
Oh, I'm just here delivering this pizza. Extra sausage. (kisses Fushigi)
Someone put me in an insane asylum. I swear you [know] [awesome]. So for a second now I'm Back. I'm great. I'm great
Marinated hey girl. If you are a girl as you might not be a girl
You're just a toy wait. You're not a toy
You're a skill object, whatever the hell that means but you can be anything you want to be in
2017
Progressivenessssss is keeey
*Mac laughing and wondering how he ended up like this*
[okay], you say bye and you say grammy Nicki Minaj whoo [ya'll] say what anyways, that's it
I think I scared off enough people with this video. Have you ever had a fushigi. What is your opinion on it? I think it's
Very underwhelming and almost crack for fall. You know what now we can die I can see myself in it
So it's kind of great anyways
Hop or drive even in the comments down below?
[cuz] its own stan my name's Mac is the [fushigi] and don't forget to like comment share and subscribe a
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