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- [Desi] And now the nominees for best performance
in fake outrage.
Laura Ingraham for, "Spitting in the face."
- Not only is AOC attempting to destroy
a Hispanic success story, she's spitting in the face
of someone who has likely helped her
and her constituents get fed.
- [Desi] Matt Gaetz for, "Goya Foods matter."
- The reason our National Anthem matters,
our statues matter, our history matters,
our businesses like the Goya Foods matters is because
they create a sense of national identity.
- [Desi] Rachel Campos Duffy for, "Erase our voices."
- These are the people who are encouraging the tearing down
of statues, that are teaching our children to hate America.
They want to erase our voices.
- [Desi] Matt Schlapp for, "This is fascism."
This is fascism.
This is fascism of the left.
We better face it now.
If we wait till later, we might not have a country anymore.
- [Desi] Jeanine Pirro for, "The right doesn't do this."
- Their hate is so dug in.
I mean, are you comfortable with this?
The right doesn't do this to Obama,
and trust me a lot of people on the right didn't like Obama.
- [Desi] And Charles Payne for, "Some adobo tonight."
- My wife is a Puerto Rican from the Bronx
and we got a whole cabinet full of Goya
and we're gonna have some adobo tonight.
- [Desi] And the Outragee goes to-
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- Florida got it right.
Texas got it right.
And guess what?
Now it's time for all the states to follow their lead.
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- Governor DeSantis now looks like a genius.
- Ron DeSantis of Florida, the governor,
is doing a fantastic job in Florida.
- Governor, those dire predictions have not come true.
- They look to Florida and they look at Texas
that have reopened and it hasn't led
to a massive second wave.
- In a very real sense, Florida's leading the way.
- It's been two months and Florida has figured out
how to manage this pretty effectively.
- Governor DeSantis, who's doing a phenomenal job
in state of Florida,
which happens to be my great home state.
- I can't get to Florida or Texas fast enough,
and I think there's plenty of people thinking
the exact same way.
- How much longer are you gonna keep me out of your state?
I would like to go visit.
When am I allowed back in?
- We're glad you're opening up.
We're ready to have some sunshine and get out of the house.
- It's great to be in Florida,
and I'm gonna be back here in a week.
- And I've always wanted to move to Texas.
Now, I think that I have to.
- Governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, he knows what he's doing.
He's a great governor.
- Governor Greg Abbott, we can learn a lot from you
and a lot from Governor DeSantis,
but we can also learn a lot from Governor Cuomo
and Governor Murphy what not to do
because they did the opposite of what you guys did.
- Texas, Florida gave us clues.
Take the success clues.
- The successes of Florida, Texas,
the failures of New York, New Jersey.
- We gotta get the whole country open,
like Tennessee and Texas and Florida.
- He's got it in great shape, Texas.
Florida's doing very well.
- How did you do it?
Because we need to learn as we reopen.
Great job down there.
- Keep up the great work.
- You did a great job.
you saved a lot of lives,
and there's a lot to learn from your success.
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- If people get away with breaking the law,
it incentivizes others to do the same.
Then you are engaging in rampant lawlessness,
chaos, and tyranny.
Not allowed in a democracy which upholds the rules of law.
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- Supporting these protestors that are breaking the law.
These people should be arrested.
They act like animals in the street.
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- I don't see many lawful demonstrations.
Stopping regular traffic on sidewalks in front of buildings,
that is not lawful demonstrations,
and they should enforce it.
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- These thugs, they all should be locked up,
thrown in jail for any type of crime,
I don't care how little it is.
Put 'em in jail.
Forget politically correct garbage
that everybody talks about.
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- President Trump upsets today's illiberal elites
when he tweets things like law and order.
Law and order is what all of our citizens deserve.
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- If people broke the law, they have to be held accountable
because if we just allow that to happen,
then we invite that type of crime in the future.
That's why the rule of law matters.
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- I think it's very obvious that the two Clinton's
are completely pathological,
and in some ways it's a real pity
that the law keeps giving them a pass,
allowing them to stay one step ahead of the posse
because it sends them the message
that they are literally above the law.
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- The crimes that were committed before, during,
and after Benghazi are the things that really
she ought to be held to account for.
When it was happening, nothing was done about it,
and afterwards they had the lie to cover up their tracks.
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- There's protestors shoulder to shoulder,
inches away from cops.
- You've had six weeks.
- Screaming the most disgusting things.
- Go to China if you want communism.
Go to China.
- An inch away from their face.
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- Police officers who are being taunted.
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They're really showing great discipline
in the face of this danger.
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- One thing I would hope that mothers and fathers need
to raise children who respect authority.
- Are you stupid?
You need people off the streets.
- The minute someone steps in the street, blocks traffic,
and breaks the law, I'm sorry,
but you're going to have to go to jail.
- [Reporter] Demonstrators blocked traffic on the streets
around the Capitol.
- They must be stopped,
- [Journalist] The pack restaurant in Colorado defied
state orders and opened on Mother's Day.
- See what I mean?
They just, they don't care.
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- He doesn't have command of the subject matter.
- And then I see the disinfectant
where it knocks it out in a minute.
- He can't string a coherent sentence together.
- More than ever before we've held our
rate, the numbers, everything we've done.
- Stumbles all over his sentences, starts rattling off.
- They can do as they want.
They can do what they have to do.
They know what they have to do.
- We've already seen how his mental faculties are declining.
- But you know, they had a debate and it was really
a rough time in our country.
- He's just not articulate enough to be the leader
of the free world.
- We wanna win the war with as few a, uh, if you look at it,
just deaths as possible.
- Day after day, it's embarrassing to watch him.
- We have a, I call it the super duper missile.
- He lies with ease.
- Anybody that wants a test can get a test.
- Some of his appearances lately have been
just downright disturbing.
- I happened to be taking it.
I happened to be taking it.
- [Reporter] Hydroxychloroquine?
- I'm taking it, hydroxychloroquine.
- This type of agitated behavior is part
of an increasing disturbing pattern.
- Some states-
- Why don't you act in a little more positive?
It's always trying to get you. - My question to you-
- Get you, get you.
You know you're a fake.
Just a loudmouth.
Maybe that's a question you should ask China.
- I feel bad for him.
He's where a lot of us will be in late middle age
and it's sad.
- I what?
Oh fuck.
Uh-oh.
- You know, he's old, he's creepy.
- The professionals did the models.
I was never involved in a model,
but at least this kind of a model.
- Just roll the tape, the creepy things that he's doing
to people on camera.
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- We've seen how creepy he is with women.
- [Trump] I'll go backstage before a show
and everyone's getting dressed and ready
and I'm allowed to go in
because I'm the owner of the pageant,
and therefore I'm inspecting it.
"Is everyone okay?'
You know, they're standing there with no clothes.
"Is everybody okay?"
And you see these incredible looking women.
- It's even noted his handsy history of touching people.
- I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter,
perhaps I'd be dating her.
- He's very creepy.
Can't make this up.
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- [Narrator] Human sacrifice,
it's the dark side of ancient religion.
- Many are willing to take the risk of contracting the virus
and they would risk this in order to preserve
their way of life.
- [Narrator] In the face of disaster,
no sacrifice is too great
if it means appeasing the bloodthirsty gods.
- I tell you, schools are a very appetizing opportunity.
The opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3%
in terms of total mortality, and you know,
any life was a life loss,
but it might be a trade off some folks would consider.
- We gotta reopen, and when we do,
the coronavirus is gonna spread faster,
and we gotta be ready for it.
- Yep.
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- [Narrator] And shedding blood had a purpose.
To fend off disaster by offering the gods a human life.
- Now, every life matters,
and you don't want to minimize any of them,
But when the mortality rate is that low,
what is the balance?
- We don't shut down the economy to save every single life
that's threatened by a widespread disease.
We just don't.
- This disease could take your life,
but that's not the scariest thing to you.
There's something that would be worse than dying.
- As a senior citizen, are you willing to take a chance
on your survival in exchange for keeping the America
that all America loves for your children and grandchildren?
And if that's the exchange, I'm all in.
- [Narrator] There are different reasons for ritual murder,
but the most compelling reason for human sacrifice
may have been to fend off a looming disaster.
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- It's getting to a point now where it's almost time
that we're willing to absorb the risk and get back to work.
- I'd rather die than kill the country,
'cause it's not the economy that's dying, it's the country.
- I know plenty of people working at restaurants
right here in this city that are dying to come back to work.
And that's not a joke.
I mean, they literally want to come back to work.
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