(sneaky music)
- Phew! The coast is clear.
(Tanner coughing)
- I can't take any more hiding in garbage.
- We have to be sneaky 'til we find guns.
Otherwise, we're toast.
- And I need my emotional support shotgun.
Has anybody seen it?
- Woo! - Was that a woo?
- Sure sounded like one.
Anyone got eyes on Caroline?
- Woo! We can slide now!
- How are you doing that?
- Run and hold crouch. Duh.
- Wow, now "Fortnite" is just, like,
literally any other shooter.
- Hmm, I'm not a fan. - You hate everything new.
- Not everything, just most- (audio crackling)
- Whoa. That was weird. - You're telling me.
- What happened to Tanner? - What do you mean?
He's right there.
- Tanner! What are you doing?
- I didn't do anything!
- Nice duds.
- This is the fanciest I've ever felt.
My God, it's velvet.
(audio crackling) Seriously? Whatever.
I bet I'll glitch again into another variation.
Any second now.
- This is freaky. What's going on?
(Spider-Man screaming)
- It's a bird! - It's clearly a person.
- He's not opening his 'chute.
- I'll catch him!
- Must turn back into Velveteen Tanner.
Any second now. - That's it, I got you!
- Roach, he'll kill you!
- I'm stronger than you think.
(Spider-Man screaming) (audio crackling)
- [Anya and Roach] Ooh.
- That had to hurt.
- How you doing, Fat Tanner?
- Oh, you know. Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
- Poor guy. Never stood a chance.
(mysterious music)
- Hey, whatcha got there?
- I think it's a web-shooter?
- Damn it, I was hoping you found a gun.
- And I think this was Spider-Man.
- Ew, don't poke it! - Why?
- Have you ever killed a spider and then had millions
of tiny baby spiders explode out of it?
- Roach, this is The Amazing Spider-Man,
not a house spider with an egg sac.
- In a weird way, he's right.
- You're alive! - I am.
He's not, and she stole something I'd like back.
- But they were his. - I am him, sorta.
Look, let's get past this whole multiverse conundrum
and give me those web-shooters.
- Caroline, you don't have to.
- It's fine. Let me just...
Woo!
(audio crackling)
- What's up with all these glitches?
- I assume it has something to do
with the move to Unreal Engine 5.
- Of course not.
It's the sacred timeline splintering
into plethoras of divergent paths.
Realities are colliding.
Variations of beloved Marvel characters
across the multiverse are in conflict
as they meet for the first time.
I mean, seriously. Did any of you watch "Loki"?
(crickets chirping) (Tanner belches)
- Yeah, well, you know, that's just,
like, your opinion, man.
(gun clicks) (Spider-Man grunts)
(Spider-Man groans)
- My tac shotgun! My precious.
- Nice job finding a weapon, Tanner.
- It's the Dude.
You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness,
or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino.
- Whatever, Doo Doo. - Hey, that's not-
- While you all dealt with the Acrid Arachnid,
I found these.
- Nice. Oh, I almost forgot.
If those two jackasses can web-sling, then why can't I?
(web-shooter whirring) (Anya gasps)
- Ooh, that's gotta hurt. (audio crackling)
- [Spider-Ham] Eh. Practice makes pork-fect.
(gunshots popping) (Roach screaming)
(gun clicking) (Roach panting)
- He, he had my voice. - Righteous.
- We should really move.
The storm is about to arrive.
- We can web-sling out of here,
since we all stole web-shooters off these dummies.
- I don't have any. - You're right.
Let's get out of here.
(web-shooters whirring) (audio crackling)
- Not again. - Oh, crap. Oh, jeez.
Dude, this isn't where I'm supposed to be.
Hey, can you...
Oh, wait. Are you?
(gasps) You're the Dude!
You're the coolest.
- Oh, wow. Thank you. (audio crackling)
- Curse you, multiverse!
- Oh, uh, you're not the Big Lebowski?
- (sighs) I was. I was.
(gunshots popping) (Strange Spider-Man grunts)
- Wow, Tanner. That Spider-Man actually seemed really nice.
Did you have to kill him like that?
- With great power comes great fun, or something like that.
- I don't think that's the quote.
- Yeah? Well, (beep) you, too.
- Everyone's in such a mood today.
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