One-two, one-two.
I seen you laugh at that.
A bit more moody this time round. Looks a bit different.
So I'm just going to try and get things a bit more stylised.
Smile, please.
Hello.
Have a look around again for me.
Looking down your nose a bit.
Nicely done.
If you like me, you have to wear my shirt.
- Thank you very much. - You're welcome, mate.
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
Yes.
Hello.
You're better at this than most of us.
Minus 10.
What?!
- You didn't tell me that! - I did.
I seen you laugh at that, look at you.
I'm going for 50 right now.
If the ball wants to work with me.
Nice.
Robbo, watch this. I'll do it for you.
I'm watching.
I like that.
That's nice, huh?
- How many points was that? - 50.
Ho-ho-ho!
See, when there's pressure, I triumph under pressure, know what I mean?
What's that, 25?
Have you done it? Whole way?
Why you... Don't!
I'm asking him a question!
Almost finished, almost finished.
Yesss. Easy.
- Now you need to go back up. - No, no.
Both of you need to come with me, please.
- Who, Konate? - Both of you, please.
Sorry, bro, sorry, bro...
I can't see. Why's it all blurry?
Got a new job, mate.
Thank you, mate.
What a beautiful, beautiful...
What's this, a microphone?
One-one-one, one-two, one-two.
Let me get a shower and then I'll be back.
Where's me kit?
ROBBO: You can't still be on it.
Ah-ha-ha, yes!
Yes.
It's right now, OK?
And three, two, one - go.
Perfect.
Perfect, mate, thank you very much.
Join my LFC...
Join LFC Official Membership now.
Perfect.
HE REPEATS LINE IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
Perfect. And that is all the lines, Virgil.
I'd say Gerrard. Yeah, it would have been Gerrard, I think.
Can we try it on the ears as well?
Yeah.
Easy, easy.
"Easy, easy..."
Very, very clever.
Very good, very nice!
I don't think you can put it there, though, can you?
You can put it anywhere, man.
Oh, it's going, it's going.
I reckon next one.
Wahey!
Vamos!
Lovely.
Thanks, Jürgen, cheers.
It was a pleasure.
Not bad, eh? Not bad.
It's a long day, isn't it? Bye-bye, thank you very much.