We interrupt this program
for an important news announcement!
This wild crowd behind me is screaming
for Bikini Bottom's latest culinary sensation.
Let's take a listen.
[chanting] Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!
Pretty Patties?
It's easy to see Pretty Patties are popular,
but what is it about them
that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild?
They match our purses!
They remind me of home.
Pretty Patties rule!
Mr. SquarePants, how do you explain all this success?
Uh...
I don't know.
How can you make money with such a stupid idea?
And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?
[laughs] At first we didn't know what to do with all the money.
We tried burying it, shredding it, and burning it.
[screams]
But in the end, we decided to just give it all away.
Come again, sir!
I'm getting back in line!
I don't believe it!
[panting]
I've got to see this for me self!
Oh!
Hey, watch it, buddy.
I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty.
You're gonna have to wait in line
like the rest of us.
I never had a line.
Who's number 46,853?
[clamoring]
I never had 46,853 customers.
Here you go, sir. You stay pretty.
[laughs] All right.
Mr. Krabs, is that you?
Isn't this great, Mr. Krabs?
The Pretty Patties are a big hit.
They sure are, boy.
You're doing pretty well for yourself.
I guess you've completely forgotten the Krusty Krab.
No, sir, I haven't.
In fact, sometimes I really miss the old days
at the Krusty Krab.
I bet you miss Squidward.
And the grill.
And the crow's nest.
Yeah, yeah! And you know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs?
That tiny, squeaky sound
you get when you rub two pickles together.
You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs?
Uh... Yes. Yes, I do, lad!
Well, the Krusty Krab is only a short walk away.
Why don't you head on down. For old time's sake.
Oh, I can't leave, Mr. Krabs. What about the stand?
Oh, don't worry, lad. I'll watch the stand for ye.
You will?
No, I've got a better idea!
I'll take this old roadside stand off your hands.
For keeps.
An in exchange, I'll give you the Krusty Krab.
With Squidward, the grill, and all those squeaky pickles.
What did you say, Mr. Krabs?
Here's the key to the Krusty Krab.
She's yours now.
Thank you.
What should I do now, Mr. Krabs?
Run to her, boy. She's waiting for ya.
I can't feel my legs, Mr. Krabs.
Don't worry, lad! I'll fix it!
Get this to the Krusty Krab on the double!
Good luck, lad!
Dreams do come true.
[gasps]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Ladies and gentlemen!
"Pretty Patties" is now under new management!
Who's next?
[clamoring]
[rooster crowing]
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! For me money!
Welcome to Pretty Patties.
May I take your money?
We want a refund, Krabs.
[crowd yelling in agreement]
Who, huh, what?
Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!
Look what I got under my kilt!
And look at our tongues!
What's wrong with you?
We want our money back.
All 46,853 of us.
Hey, where'd he go?
[screaming]
[crowd yelling]
[panting]
Oof!
My key! Where's my key?!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!
- [squeaking] - [Krabs] SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob! Let me in!
SpongeBob!
[crowd yelling]
SpongeBob! Come on!
[screaming]