(groaning)
- Hilarious, but if you want to drive a car,
we need a photo of your normal face.
- Aww, no creative license?
(laughing)
- Correct, your driver's license
should be anything but creative.
(groaning)
- Stop that.
- That's my normal face though.
- No it's not.
(groaning)
- Are you trying to drive me up a wall?
- No, I'm trying to drive a car down the road.
(laughing)
(groaning)
(explosion)
(groaning)
(energetic music)
- All right don't get excited.
So we've managed to cover almost everything
on the checklist. Your turn signals and mirrors look good.
- Heck yeah my mirrors look good! They look real good!
(laughing)
- That was so funny I forgot to laugh.
Now, the last item on this checklist.
I need to see you parallel park.
- What's that?
- You don't know what parallel parking is? (clicks tongue)
Its when you park along the side of a street.
- No, that!
- That's a second brake.
Driver's ed cars have them installed.
I'll use it if your driving gets out of control.
- Whoa, Slow down, full stop.
There are two brakes in this car?
- Yes, I know its very exciting.
Now, are you listening to me?
We have to parallel park.
- So lemme see if I got this straight.
If I were to drive like this.
(engine revving) (tires squealing)
- Hey, slow down!
- You'd use the brake to make sure we don't hit
that wall right ahead of us?
- I've got a question, are you insane?
- Nope, I'm an Orange!
(laughing manically)
(screaming) (tires squealing)
That was fun!
(laughing)
- That was not fun!
You cannot just sit there, drive around crazy mad-man
like that and expect me to save us,
with my second brake every single time!
- Yes I can, watch!
(engine revving)
- Are you insane! Slow down! Orange! (shouts)
(tires screeching)
Orange, do not drive towards...(screams)
- (laughs) See, all safe and sound.
- (raises voice) That's is, out of the car! Now.
- I don't know how. I've never driven a car.
- You don't need to have driven
a car to know how to open a door, now get out!
- Is the this door knob?
(car locks)
- No, that's the door lock.
- Is this the door knob?
(engine starts)
- No you bumbling fool, that's the ignition!
- Is this the door knob?
- You just put the car in drive,
you know very well that isn't the door knob.
- (laughs) Is this the door knob?
- (shouts) That's the gas pedal!
Orange, do not drive towards that wall,
don't you do it. No! (shouts)
(engine revving)
- (cheers)
- What the...how?
- How's this for driving you up the wall? (laughs)
- What the fruit.
(loud crash sound)
- That's it, I give up, Orange,
get out of the car this instant, you, you...
- Yes?
- You actually did a perfect parallel parking job.
- Oh! So do I get my license?
- Oh heavens no!
- Hey, it was worth a shot! (laughs)
Oh, what does this do?
- Out! I swear you are the most ridiculous,
irresponsible, annoying little...
- Airbag?
- Yes, you're an annoying airbag,
now if you'll excuse me...
- No, airbag!
- Huh? (groans)
(explosion)
- Whoa, are you okay?
- I'll be fine, I'm a tough nut to crack.
(groans) ... and I'm stuck.
- You're stuck in the wall?
- Oh well, yes!
- Does this make you a...
- Orange, don't you dare say it!
- Wall-nut!
- (groans angrily)
(loud rock music)