Brace yourself Patrick, I’m about to introduce you
to the greatest academic thrillride of your lifetime.
[laughing]
And no line!
Behold Patrick, the hallway of learning.
And here’s the fountain of learning.
And these are the lockers of learning.
And these are the stairs of learning. Right?
No, they’re just the stairs. These are the stairs of learning.
[music playing]
Guys, it’s literally happening! Lucy’s finally ready!
Will this hurt?
[yelling]
Oh!
Too peppy.
[yelling]
Too poofy.
[yelling]
Too princessy.
[yelling]
Too…
Perfect!
Hm, I could live with this. What do you think, Fangs?
[music playing]
[pencil slapping]
[whistle blowing]
Line up!
Today, you’ll be running the obstacle course.
[ominous music]
Is it legal to have barbed wire in school?
You’re first, miss mouthy.
[whistle blowing]
[groaning]
Rope burn!
Suck it up, spokes.
No one leaves till each and every one of you runts finishes this course!
So all you have to do to earn your extra credit and pass my class
is write a 10 word sentence on what you’ve learned in boating school.
Here, I’ll help you get started. “What I learned in boating school is…”
- There. - Fantastic, let me see it.
- No! Don’t look! It’s not ready. - It’s so simple! Only 10 words!
What I learned in boating school is… Blankety, blankety, blank!
I can do this, I can do this!
[screaming]
You only need three more words!
What I learned in boating school is… uh…
Well, the rest doesn’t matter. You passed!
Mrs. Puff, I don’t feel like I really did anything.
That’s how extra credit is supposed to feel.
Hey guys, anybody wanna trade for my carrots?
[slimy noise]
[slurping]
[coughing]
Uh, right. So, yeah, I’ll just, uh… yeah.
Classmates! Who am I to deserve such a great honor?
Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff.
Give me a break.
And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched,
and furthermore, I will carry out my duty…
Crime and punishment, punishment and crime...
In conclusion, and without a moment to spare,
I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as…
Hall monitor!
Wish me luck Mrs. Puff!
Patchy Drizzle here, taking on the weather myself!
Better put on the old snow shoes, folks,
cuz we could be getting up to 24 inches of Mother Nature’s dandruff.
The following schools will be closed tomorrow!
Royal Woods, Royal Woods, Royal Woods!
Beaverton, Hazeltuckey, Huntington Oaks, and… That’s it!
- Aw! - Why, you lousy…
I’m just kidding. You too, Royal Woods!
Snow Day! Snow Day! Snow Day!
- Mrs. Puff? - Yes, Spongebob?
Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
Why, no Spongebob.
I’m in the middle of a coffee fueled sermon right now.
You can’t afford to miss this information.
Yes, Mrs. Puff. Sorry Mrs. Puff.
[music playing]
Alright you invertebrates, I’m gonna teach you
how to do The Sponge.
♪ Well, if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And if you take the other one And jam it right up there ♪
♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now, you’re doing the Sponge ♪
There’s no more excuse for being a dope.
Step right up, all you morons. Classes are now beginning!