-Robert De Niro is being sued by his assistant. -COLE: Oh.
And it's getting ugly, as lawsuits do.
Uh, a voice message that she put out about De Niro...
This is part of the lawsuit.
(chuckles): Oh, shit. Wow!
Uh, well, we don't know who's gonna win the lawsuit,
but did he have to return his "world's greatest boss" mug.
(laughter)
Just for the time being until...
-GLASS: He's out of control. -Somebody has to remind him
how old he is.
'Cause he's still trying to be as tough as he was
-in, uh, Goodfellas. -SPADE: Yeah.
Now he's like "old fellas."
-(laughs) -He's an old dude.
When he goes, "(bleep)ing (bleep) you,"
just be like, "Hey, hey, hey."
"Hey, hey. Get your melatonin."
-"Relax, relax." -But, like, the voice mail says, like,
-his assistant lives in Spain? -"Here's a blanket."
Like, his assistant lives in Spain?
-His assistant is in Spain. -Like, that's kind of his fault
for hiring someone that's not-not near him, right?
-Like, I know. -I don't even get that part. -On a serious note,
uh, maybe she-- I don't know the relationship.
If they had a good relationship and that's taken out of context,
I don't-- You know what, might just be fine.
I might do a movie with him. I don't know.
(laughing)
-You think? -Alec Baldwin is excited
because he's off the hook as the voice mail guy.
By the way, even that one, and I--
Everyone surprised me on that one. I go, "I'd have to know."
If he has an overwhelmingly-- Alec Baldwin--
great relationship, he might have meant pig of gluttony,
like you're taking from me, you're taking from your mother,
you're ta-- If he has a good relationship
and I ask the daughter and she's like,
"No, he's a respectful dad. He loves me.
Taught me to respect myself." Then, if he called her a pig,
-then I'm fine with it. -Yo, what if we--
-what if we don't know... -Not a pig because of weight.
-Right, right, right. -Just, like, maybe she was--
-maybe she was playing both... -Are we gonna have to cut
-everything you say out? Jesus. -Why?
-I'm kidding. I'm kidding. -Alec Baldwin's here.
-Come on out, Alec! -But him saying "(bleep)"
is equivalent to, like, Sam Jackson
-saying "mother(bleep)," right? -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Like, you want to see him say "(bleep)," like, -I like it.
-no matter what. -The voice mail, it sounded normal to me.
-Yeah, it sounds normal to me. -It's what I expected
-from Robert De Niro. -Yeah. -I thought it was
a trailer for The Irishman. I didn't know what was going on.
All right.
I think he needs to get his eyebrows waxed.
-Yeah. -No.
Not too much. Just a little.
He wouldn't have the same powers.
Yeah.
(laughter)
A video-- we're going from audio to video--
of a homeless singer in the L.A. subway
-went viral last week. Viral. -Yo.
Take a look.
(singing Puccini's "O mio babbino caro")
Can I start?
Sure.
-If it is a homeless woman, -Yeah.
o-obviously, a heartwarming story. I love.
But take a look. The bags look
like a prop department ripped them.
-I-I sort of agree. -Yeah.
And then it just looks too--
you know, not that if you're homeless, you can't still--
-It just seems staged. -I saw this whole outfit
at Banana Republic in the window.
On the mannequin.
But even the blanket, it's too hacky.
-Textbook art. -Right, right.
And then-- and then a prop person came over and goes,
"Hold on. Rip the bag. Make it look real."
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -She does-- she does look together.
Like, her hair doesn't even have split ends.
That's true.
Yeah, it was-- it was recorded by a cop, right?
-That's what they said. -That's what they said?
I mean, I'm surprised the camera worked.
But still.
(gasping, laughter)
-This is body cam footage. -Hold on. -Not political.
-Not political. Not political. -Political. Poli... -(whistling)
Not political. Not...
(groans) Punch me again.
(laughing)
-Anyway... -Anyway... -When were you gonna notice
-I was doing a whistle to your joke? -Oh, no, I--
-No, I-I noticed it, but I kept... -She was running
-with it. Yeah. -Oh, I liked it. Sorry. -I was going with it.
-Thank you. Thank you for getting it. -Listen.
-Thank you. -I got it, too. You know I got it.
One more quick thing, Todd, and then you can whistle again.
But did you notice, in her singing,
it was so quiet-- no subways,
no people talking, perfect
so you could hear her perfect voice.
Interesting. We'll have the results after this.