*WAPHISH* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES! My name is jacksepticeye
and welcome to the first HTC vive in video in my new office
I'm so excited about this. I have a way better space for VR
here now because I have a perfect little square here. I can all the way to the back.
I'm not wearing my flamingo shorts they're in the wash
ERM
I can go all the way over here. Everything's great!
Aw it's just like it's so aw so awesome
I LOVE THIS
So were going to try out a game called "To the Top"
which Robin actually brought to my attention
I didn't even know but he messaged me
and said check this out and it looks awesome
it looks like a mirrors edge kind of game
that's - that's about all I know
as I saw the person like flying through the air
and going down slides jumping through hoops
so there's gonna be a lot of fear of heights in this one
oh but it's gonna be awesome we're gonna do this
pull apart to activate ohhh! That's BIZZARE!
OOHHHHHH!!!!
That's super bizzare!
Oh wait, IS THIS COPYRIGHTED MUSIC?! STOP!!
Okay! The music is off uhhhm point both hands at the sphere
and
Oh! OH! OH THIS IS WEIRD!
Ohkay! Ohkay!
Ohhh god this is bizzare! Okay I got this
Look at me go! Wahhhhooo! Like fucking sonic
Wahhhww
YES
*laughing*
Waahooo
Ohhh my god
*Jack laughing*
That was fun!
Okay
What did I get?
Current time 21 seconds. That's not bad
How do I restart this area?
You were saying and I wasn't listening
and now I'm going to get annoyed with myself
Okay righty, ar- are we good? Are we ready to go
oh god this one isn't tracking properly
Stop that please
Are you okay? STOP FREAKING OUT!
Fuck sake okay let's do this
I'm going. I'm going as fast as I can
Ahh shit shit shit! Come on
This is weird! Okay okay! I got it! I got it I got it!
Leave me alone. Leave me alone! I got it! Shut up
Hup
Yes! That's the one I need
I need the double boosty's
Hup
Hyat!
Woosh
*laughing*
If you go with it, it really makes it feel
like your flying through the air
that's awesome
hup
Oh yes! What is this?!
Woah dude I got a chaos emerald
hup
boing
*singing*
Huat! Ah!
*Scared noise*
Ha ha!
I feel so spry and bouncy
YES!
Got em!
Got him
Hiyah!
Did I do shit?
50 seconds. You can do that in 21 seconds!?
How is that even possible?! *laughing*
Can I just bound around the environment all I want?
Ohhh yes!
*laughing*
That's what I want. I want more of that shit
Okay I'm getting the hang of it. I'm getting the feel for it
I didn't know that this is how it actually worked
Oh you build up speed okay
I got it I'm getting it
I'm going to be the BEST at this!
Also you know what's great about this room
There's no fucking lights that I can smack anymore
I can just do whatever I want! VR baby!
Oh I'm so excited! Uhm
Okay here we go. Alright visualize then execute
Your goal is to run the course as fast as possible
This is what I'm going to do. I'm going to do this one.
I'm not probably going to do this one
Cause I don't want to
Okay go. Hup!
Oh come on! Ah that's not good. That's not good
How do I restart
Okay go okay. That's yes okay ah COME ON! How do I do that one!
Okay okay that's not good but whatever
Huet!
Hup
and hup
I don't know what I'm fucking doing. Ahh jeez
Ahh GOD! Can I have a checkpoint please
Thanks. I'm fucking terrible at this
Ah right what's this say
Let's actually just read
"To leap just hold onto climb pad with both hands
and look at where you want to go and release." Okay
So maybe if we actually try this out
That doesn't really work
HAA
Haow
Oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus
Ohh this place looks fun!
OHH NOO that was higher up then I expected
Can I actually.. Can I actually AHHHH JESUS
Reset please
Hup
Can I actually grab this
Hup
Oh god OH GOD OH YES! HUP
I feel like I'm skiing
Hup
YES
Ha Ha I feel like a fucking ninja
I feel like a bunny rabbit
Wow God a fucking ninja bunny rabbit
a ninja rabbit.
Hup
Oh god oh god oh god
Yes!
OH EVERYBODY GETS A PIECE OF JACK!
Hup
Whoo
Waaaa
I'm going to vomit playing this
Ok, let's go over here and get all these
I completely turned around what I said my goal was
I said my goal is to go as fast and
possible and I wasn't getting these now
all I'm doing is getting these oh I
get ya I get ya
That's actually really good
So, if I
Hua
Yes!
If I look where I'm going
Huah
YES!!
Yes yes yes
yes oh god the headset's gonna fall off my face
Huah!
alright, alrighty
I got this, watch this
Huah
Hooa
Do I look ridiculous
I fucking hope so cause I feel ridiculous
Hoo!
Haaaaaaaa
Ha
oh man that's not actually that bad Oh
God there's a giant head in that one
that's f*cking freaky
I want to bound around this environment
A little more
This is fun!
okay here we go
Huah!
ooOOOH YEAH!!!
Oooh that's f*cking cool
Okay, can I
Ooookay
Got 'em
Got 'eem-
yes that's the shit I'd like to see
that's the shit for you and me
so, you can just look at where you're going
yeeees
then you can kinda combo it
and get f*ckin' higher
You can get higher, like brownies!
No I want the brownies!
I want the brownies!
give me the-
oooooh sh*t
I fell off the edge
Ooooooh
That's f*ckin' far down
Okay
Hi hi hi hi hI HIHI
Is ANYTHING grabbable here?
Yes!
Okay, there was one over there
Let's see if we can do this
ARE YOU NOT GRABBABLE?! WHAT?!
ah nutsacs
I thought that you were the same colour
Okay, can I-?
Yeeees
Just a whittle
HUP!
HUAH!
Heeya!
F*ck YES BRO!!!
Huah!
This where I wanna be
This is a good one
This is a nice place
because
God the tracking is all over the place
I need to go over to this one
This is what I want
This is what I need
YES!!
how are you gonna get-
Oh look at me!
Hello!
What's up dude?
Huah
Huah!
Heeya
Huah
Okay, right
Huah!
Haaaah!
We're going all the way to the top again
Ha
HoooAAAAhhoooo
AAAAAAwoooooAwooo
HA!
I
feel
incredible!
Am I going with the game?
I got to wait there for that
I'd really feel happy - fuck that guy
your dope get biscuits or something oh
Jesus
okay okay I see Fatah Academy welcome to
Paris it is truly programs to test your
skills and capacities in commander you
wanna Christopher bar Allison here very
analogous to the fastest turn okay
that's good to know
you hope you can rise to the top can be
discussed in world she's my partner okay
cool um are we going to the top god she
talks all day she was just talking about
what you had for breakfast Oh easy wait
that was just a tutorial oh oh okay
overhang site roof top wall run although
I don't wanna do these right place I
like Mike slices of it claims are the
second best thing you can do waiter
first thing beans sweet dreams parent
photos okay there Dean hit you deal yeah
or the time goes one for this one isn't
super enough why are they full of us oh
hey oh yes hahaha wait fucked it up
already and please hang on come on oh
jesus oh jesus oh Jesus okay oh yeah
baby
got him got him tight okay
can you purchase limitless it's not
about time for me ah well sleep is hired
to do something oh okay got a gun what's
it money oops
yeah fuck no no no that's not the big
one well are they my ear walk in any way
that that oh nice one dude nice one here
we go let's go that's more that's what I
need a madman on academic toys that
fight all I need to do is have fun I am
having oh god oh god oh oh that's scary
I don't want to do that one oh we're not
now now it is eerie
II couldn't let me - so fucking fun huh
Harry fucking ball yeah Oh make the blue
billion for parties maybe the mean -
that's definitely higher okay good good
that you told me that now I'm kind of
picking that out of my own but that's
cool maybe see Megan please I guess I
love you I love you bye bye
oh god oh god oh my make it make it okay
so have this up here I can't get my
super leaf now fuck it kind of hard to
do that guy that's that's are you
judging me
it's fucking difficult I'm a brave boy
now that one's toys oh shit that's not
ah baby fuck you boy here we fucking go
yeah okay
now I actually got the checkpoint let's
just start there instead of all the way
back and the other fucking place I got
done oh yes oh yes oh yeah
Jack stop fuckin ninja oh yeah
fucking cloudy world Oh God neither us
I'm feeling him so much focused on Hey
ladies what's up defecate back yeah this
rooftop okay last one ready for this I'm
ready for this I fucking know that much
the first level of your day Oh leave
about the pot for you so you can
actually do an outside point if you're
really good
oh yes cry cry I feel like a new
suppress Trojan here
oh shit where's the finish over here oh
this makes me feel like fucking quieter
man oh yeah yes oh my dream oh yeah yeah
take it in check way up I'm not gonna
fuckin make back go back fuck
there we go there we go that's the shit
I need I'm not going to make it on with
it okay okay
I'm here to fall off ha ha ha now over
it here we go oh stop what's up Shane
stop there's I need to checkpoint
ok see then PDA yes oh my god oh my god
why oh I don't write it but it fucking
love it
cracking OH
oh fuck yeah yeah yeah you make me feel
like you're just like put it along in
the cat yeah I got this another time
fuck Solman awesome whoa kill me yeah
okay
this is them this video on to the top
for the HDTV excellent game very good
game that made me feel like it was
bounce not all today like way different
controls and I expected to do I don't
know what I thought it was I thought to
be kind like a windlance thing I thought
to be it's not the momentum mechanic
carry you and then and actually I
thought it I thought Giggs freaking out
the back of you stop there um but it was
really good once you get the feel for it
was a little wonky of course because I
didn't all hallows the mechanics record
you get like they're the thing gold and
I was doing this the whole time because
I'm a it really makes you feel like you
have to do that and it would be your
game makes you like if you place your as
much as I have and again makes you do
the motions with it you know that's a
good be organ because a lot is a lot of
times you're just standing in there and
you're aware that you're in a game and
you're just like pointing things or
shooting things believe you on one spot
but if the game makes you call it dis
and bounce around and everything kinda
like with plans to do it as well and
some other games relative that to you
know that's a good game and the sense of
speed and everything gets really good
it's kind of hard to master because
sometimes you fuck things up and then if
you don't I really wish if you passed
the checkpoint you got the checkpoint
anyway instead of having to zoom towards
it or
checkpoints should at least be the ones
you can bounce off as love when you get
to a checkpoint it stops all your
momentum you just zoom into it and then
you have to start your momentum again so
does incentive to dodge checkpoints to
kind of keep your momentum going but
then sometimes it kind of fucks off when
you fall into a hole and it's there over
again like miles back to you is way more
time I don't know there's a bit of
tweaking if you don't look very cool
game I love that that was way too much
fun and I'm someone who's a terabyte of
hikes but I'm also someone who looks
quite a man so that made me feel like a
god
anyway thank you guys so much watching
this episode if you liked it punch that
I put in the face oh my god and time in
a row sometimes don't see all you know
in the bathroom that I've ever recorded
BRE that was I could just move a lot
that was awesome