Donald Trump Jr. On his, uh, triggered podcast this week, or web show. I don't really know
what it is. It seems more like a web show than a podcast. But anyway, he tried to take
some shots at Ron DeSantis after DeSantis botched presidential launch on Twitter spaces
this week. But unfortunately for Don Jr. He is also much like DeSantis prone to Gaffs.
So instead of attacking Ron DeSantis, Donald Trump Jr. Accidentally attacked his own father
by saying his name instead of Ron DeSantis. Here's what Junior said on his web show this
week. Once you actually put out the facts, I think a different image is going to emerge.
Trump has the charisma of a mortician and the energy that makes Jeb Bush look like an
Olympian.
You said, you said Trump. You didn't say DeSantis. And here's the funny part, in the video, you
find it in the link in the description of this video. In that video, he pauses for a
second, like Uhoh. I just said Trump, but that was a good one liner. I don't have to
redo it. So then he just keeps on talking. Like he doesn't go back and correct himself,
even though he clearly understood at that point. Like, oh God, I said, Trump not DeSantis.
Well anyway, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Listen man, I do this every day. I do this,
uh, uh, 11 times a day. You misspeak. Sometimes you get tongue tied, you know your throat
gets dry. Sometimes you have throat noises. Whatever comes up when you're doing videos,
I know you're new to it, so I'm just trying to give you some pointers here.
But I've been doing this for near 20 years now. So trust me, like sometimes you screw
up, you slip up, you make the little Freudian slips, but what you do, even if you had a
good zinger after 'em, you gotta come back and correct it because let's be honest, he
is got the charisma of a mortician and the energy that makes Jeb Bush look like
an Olympian. It's not a bad line. I'll give it to you. It's not a bad line, but you do
kind of ruin it when you say the wrong name. So you gotta go back and correct it so that
people like me don't have to sit there and say, what a frigging moron you are. But as
I said, junior, then regathered himself and he came out and he called out DeSantis for
his voice, which he said is a nasal and a effeminate voice , and said it was
that bad nasal and effeminate a So what, what does that have to do? Are you trying to somehow
suggest that I, I don't even know, I don't even wanna make assumptions about what it
is you're trying to say that he has an effeminate voice, because that's just downright stupid.
It, it's, it's actually not even effeminate. It is nasally. I give you that, but I mean,
come on. Is this really the best you got? I mean, there are so many other things to
attack.
Ron DeSantis for your father's super pacs that are, that are supporting him, have done
a much better job attacking DeSantis. You gotta come with a little bit more than, Ugh,
I don't like the sound of his voice. Oh, he's got the charisma of a mortician. Or my dad
does. I don't know because I don't like any of them. Like you could attack him for his
policies. You could attack him for not being able to draw a crowd. You could attack him
for the recent video that came out this week of him wiping his snot on his own supporters.
There are so many great and wonderful things to attack Ron DeSantis for, but the reason
Junior and the rest of the Trump team can't go after DeSantis for all those things is
because they actually support them. And that's one of the reasons this Republican primary
is gonna be so frigging stupid.
We are going to see Republicans trying to attack one another, but they're not gonna
have any substance to attack one another because substantively, they're all the same. They
all want the same horrible things for the country. We want tax cuts for the wealthy.
We wanna legislate the L G B T Q community out of existence. We wanna ban books. We want
to ban critical race theory. We want to punish teachers. We want to do whatever the hell
we want. We want to control women's bodies. You all agree on the same stupid things, so
you can't attack each other on those stupid things. And that's the point of this video
from Trump, Jr. That's why it matters. Not that he misspoke and accidentally attacked
his dad. That's just the funny part. The stupid part is that they can't attack one another
over policy because they all agree on the same things. So buckle up folks. This primary
season is about to get a hell of a lot dumber.