All right, ready?
You ready, freddy, spaghetti?
You ready to see what we're gonna play today?
I already have a- I already have something in mind
We're playing, Fiora jungle
Cause I wanna practice my Fiora, let's go.
All right.
We're going pool party Fiora
Because of her per-- sonality
*opening sequence*
LOOK AT MY NOODLE!
Oh wait, that sounds really bad.
Oh my god
I don't- I don't live alone
I really hope nobody heard me say that
LOOK AT MY NOODLE
What do you guys think of this skin?
I like that, "submit, you have already lost".
All right, let's get him
Let's get him, yeah yeah yeah
Oooh
Yes!
Good job, dude!
Q!
Auto attack, E!
Oh!
And and--
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Watch this, watch this play
Watch this play
*gasp* OoOooOoOh
Fizz, you're amazing at this game
Dude, do you see my noodle bend?
Oh wait..
Oh god
Dude, I need to stop saying noodle
But it is a noodle!
Look how it bends!
It's so bendy!
♫"wiggle, wiggle, wiggle"♫
Yo, take your raptors.
Oh, I dare you
Oh, make my day
Oh, make my day, my friends
430 on that
Check it out, watch me whip
Watch me whip
Oooh-- Ahh--
You have already lost!
Oh wait, I was kidding
Oh, no no no no no no
No, no
Nooo, no no no no!
I WAS KIDDING
Ooh, he still has that move
Oh god, I need help!
I'm dead
Okay
I know I'm boosted
Okay
Welp, there goes all my self esteem
Okay, put that there, put that there
Yo, do you mind if I tax you a bit?
OOH, THE CANNON
Ooh!
We got it!
Nice
My noodle was long enough to reach it
Look at it
It's so big!
No, like actually, though
Please stop Nightblue
Dude, I'm sorry
It's a noodle
What do you want me to call it?
It's called a wet noodle
You can get them at your local
local
Wal-Mart
Ooh boy, I can smell a death
Wai- Wha-
She just completely whiffed that
Man, this guy
Ooh, boy
I have to--
I need 3 seconds, dude
Look at this guy
Wha-
What is this??
Ha-haaaaaa
He-heeeee
GET IN MY BELLY
Wait...
Ooh, one more one more auto
Ooh, okay
I'm outta here
I'm outta here!
The speed up!
Get away from me Annie
You freak!
Ooh.. wait 3 seconds for my W
Oh my gosh, that worked
Yo guys, that was pretty good, right
Oh, I'm proud of yo--
Nightblue, good job
I'm proud of you.
For a first time viewer,
you're actually not too bad
Oh, thank you very much, guy
Ooh, boy
We got a feeders
We got the feeders, dude
Someone's paying them off
One of you in the chat
is paying them off, huh
Every time
All right, it's time for me to shine
like Mr. Mime
Ooh that's one!
Wait, can I get it?
Of course I can
*gasp* What do you mean???
Oh god
Swain, you're reee--
--spectable
That's what she said
She said, Swain is a very
respectable person
Ooh, buddy
Ooh, noo
Ohh, boy
Ooh?
Ooh, get 'em!
Nice one!
Ooh, can you--
Ooh, noo
Can you get 'em, Fizz?
Get 'em, buddy
Get 'em!
I can't jump
Awh, man
BACK OFF!
Oh..
T- Ha ha ha
What the heck is she doin?
I need to farm a little bit
Oooooh, dude that looks juicy
I'm goin in
I'm goin in, team
Oh, oh god
oh god
Ooh, hold on--
We're doin' it
Okay
Dude, this ulti is so OP on Fiora
It actually gives you way too much movement speed, I feel
How much movement speed is that?
40%
Crazy
Wait, can I kill Thresh?
It seems like he might face check this
y'know
*gasp*
Ooh, no he didn't
Wait, oh--
Anotha' one!
Ooh, wha--
Oh, I did it too late
Well, too early I mean
Ooh, rip
I could've flash Q'd that, too
My bad
Dude, that's an infernal
I want that so badly
Ooh, the flank
Ooh, it's time!
It's our time!
Whoooo
That's one!
Whoo, wait-- where am I?
Wait, where am I??
H-hehaha
I lost track of my champion
Aaaand---
Boom
Clean
Dude
Flanking with Fiora, is so powerful
Because like, you flank a s-- a squishy champion
You ulti them and flash auto them, they're insta-dead
They're basically like insta-dead
and then you just heal your entire team
It's busted
Like, that fight wasn't even close, baby
*announcer* ROUND 1
FIGHT
Yee- fight the crab
Dude, how's this crab gonna lose to a wet noodle
Oooh my gaahd
PETA
Literally, kicked it, dude
I honestly think she
she wouldn't be terrible
if you're a really good Fiora player
Like, she'd be all right to play
for gaining elo, even--
Ooh dude, can I one shot this guy?
WITH MY ULTI
LET'S GO
♫HELL NO♫
♫TO THE NO NO... NOO♫
♫HELLL, TO THE NO♫
T-ha ha
Oh, K, flash
OH GOD, WE'RE FLASHIN'
Whooo
Oh--
Nooo
Awhh man
Wait
Is it okay to go triple life steal?
It seems a little crazy, dude
Triple life steal items
BT, Death's Dance, Hydra
Have you guys ever done that?
Like, it's a little crazy
Like, that might actually get me banned
A VAC ban on my account for that, dude
You know what, I'm sick of this Annie
♫La la la la la la la♫
OOH, EASY
Oh--
Wai-wai-wait, not easy
Ohhh
That's what I get for saying easy
Mah bad, team
Yo, get that tower, though, okay?
Dang it
I messed up
I done goof'd
Hope you're having a fabulous afternoon
Oooh
*boop*
I STEPPED IN THAT
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
2600
But actually, you know what, I can get GA real quick
Let's just do that
*announcer* An ally has been slain
Yeah..
Let's play it safe
Wait, Sivir needs to group with us
Sivir, we need you!
Ohh my goodness
Uhh, I don't know what I can do here
Ooh, she used net
I'm going for it, team!
Oooh
Okay
That's not bad
Okay, I'm outta here
Oh, should I go back in?
I'm going back in
Oooh, not bad
Okay, that was pretty good
GET IN THERE, FIZZ, SIVIR!
Look at her go, dude
Ooh, plus 50
Awhh, I didn't get the plus 50
What is that????
That's like a fidget spinner!
What you just said
is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard
Okay, I actually have enough for DD, now
I kinda wanna get it
Actually I guess I have to get DD now
cause that's all I can afford, anyway
Oh, mercurial would be kinda cool, but yo-
check out this build
It's so cool
I think Elder might be good
Like, they are kinda strong
especially the Caitlyn and Annie
Y'know what I mean
NOT TODAY
He-he-he-ha-ha
What?
You need the exercise
Move your booty
Yeah, this is good, dude
I'm not losing any HP
Oh, if I lose this, I'm actually really bad
and need you all to report me
All right, easy
Easy as Kappa 1, 2....7
Ooooh
Okay
You and me, buddy
Nahh, not today!
Ooh, dude, I do so much damage
I like two shot that guy
and he's a tank
All right, d-- yeah, it doesn't block the
it doesn't block turret damage, guys
See, I told-- I told you guys
I told you it doesn't block turret damage
You guys didn't believe me, like yo, you should dive it
..like nahhh
Ohh, what-- my--
what is that damage??
Ooh, the stun!
Ohh noo
I can't get 'em
Okay
I could ulti him
Should I dive with ulti?
ooh!
Aand-, awhh I wanted the plus 50, dude
All right, good game, dude
GG well played
All right, dude. Good game.
Fiora's busted
Personality
Got the wet noodle
It's OP OP
Fiora - "I long for a worthy opponent"
*ending credits*