Hi, hi! Sorry I'm late!
Ah, it looks like you're running on Greek time
Greek ... time?
Your hair is like really beautiful
Thank you!
Yeah it's like super exotic
Ah, it's the Mediterranean genes
Oh, so is it like everywhere?!
Eh.. I have very nice eyelashes and full eyebrows so yeah
I meant like - y'know -- mmm
Ahhh! No!
Oh so you're like a regular woman
Yes, just Greek
Oh OK. Greek.
I gotta tell you - I LOVE Greece!
Yeah? Have you been to the Acropolis?
MYKONOS! PARADIISSSEEE
Ah. Super Paradise?
Yeah. So fun. Yeah, it's actually f*cking awesome
Have you gone anywhere else?
Yeah, yeah. IOS?
Y'know. I gotta say - I love Greek coffee!
Yeah?
Yeah, I had it actually last year at uh..
Oh you know.. that was Turkey
Wait, but it's like the same right? Turkish.. Greek?
No..no.
Gosh, I'm really hungry. We should get some food. Do you wanna eat?
Yeah!
Yeah cool. I'm thinking maybe gyros? Gyros on a plate, gyros on a bun...
Some kind of gyro. Is that good?
It's giro.
Oh. That's what I said. Gyro.
Giro. YEEEERO
Ohh. OK - I got it.
GERO.
Ah. Yeah. OK. Yeah - giro.
OK. GERO. OK cool.
Hey dude. Can I get two geeros on plate with extra tasiki?
Thank you. Alright.
Spanakopita is like pfff. Number 1
Yeah. Spanakopita. My yiayia --
The soccer team is good too, y'know?
It's not -- ah, sorry
It's not like the.. with the ---oh oh
Sorry, it's just my mom. She calls me a lot
Your business?
No, no. My mom.
Oh you have a mom. Nice.
Yeah, she calls me because of my cousin's wedding..
It's just a whole drama. It's not a big deal, but she calls me a lot
Damn. That sounds really annoying.
Yeah so I'm trying to bulk up, right? So I've been eating a lot of Greek potatoes
Ah with the lemon?
Yeah with ketchup?
No ketchup
I have to put ketchup or else I...oh!
OPA OPA!
Oh my God, I'm so-- wait.
Did you just say OPA?
Yeah?
Oh! That's what you guys say!
OPA!!!
Oh OK. So your dad is in between jobs?
Yeah, he is just taking it easy right now
Oh! That makes sense!
Why does it make sense?
Oh y'know like.. Greeks
Yeah?
Relaxing...
Yeah we relax
Feta on everything
OK. I don't follow
Economy
Ah. OK. I follow.
I had a great time
Yes, yes.
Awesome. Listen - I wanna get your last name in my phone, is that cool?
Yeah OK
It's not like super long, is it?
It's Christianopoulous
How many P's is in that?
ONE. ChristianoPoulous
Mhmm. There is at least three. Come on.
Nope. ChristianoPOULOUS
Hm. Yeah. Spell it out!
C.H.R.
I.S.T.
I.A.N.
N. P!
O.U.L.O.S.
You see, Malaka? One P.
So listen, by the way, I'm like super down
for y'know.. the "Greek"
Well, I'm Greek so!
No, I mean like - back door
What?
Y'know like.. down the dirt road
OK lemme put it into terms you might understand
Let me put my STAVROS into your CRISTOS
Ok. Lose my number and my name
Well that's gonna take forever
MALAKA!
What is that - your uncle's name?
Hm. More gyros for me!