WELL
WELL HELLO THERE. 4@GOOD MORNIN WELCOME TO MY WEST MICHIGAN. IT IS FRIDAY AUGUST 4@30TH. JUST
LIKE THAT. JUST LIKE THAT. WOW.
YESTERDAY WAS MY 30 SECOND
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY 4@BEON 32
YEARS. THAT'S AWESOME. 4@OH YOU
GOT TO CELEBRATE. WELL TOOK THE
KIDS AND WE ALL WENT OUT TO
DINNER OH YEAH GREAT. THAT'S
AWESOME. CONGRATULATIONS BUT WE
DIGRESS 4@I WANT TO SHOW YOU LO
A PICTURE OUTSIDE PICTURE AND
IT'S JUST I CAN BARELY SEE IT
HUNGER IS A HAZE. SNET AARONS
YEARS DOWNTOWN GRAND RAPIDS.
WELL I KNOW THAT 4@I DON'T SEE
ANY FOG OUT THERE. KAMADY CLEAN
MY GLASSES. I THINK YOU NEED A
LEANTO. I'LL AND IT'S LIKE I
GET EIGHT HOURS SLEEPS ON MY
GOODNESS 4@WELL I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT CRAZY WEATHER IN PARTS OF
WEST MICHIGAN LAST NIGHT. ANY
OF YOU OUT AND ABOUT IN IT. WE
WERE UP FOR OUR LITTLE
ANNIVERSARY DINNER DATE 4@DRIVI
WHEN THE SKIES TURNED BLACK THE
LIGHTNING STARTED NOT TOO MANY
POWER OUTAGES BUT THERE WAS A
GOOD BIT OF TOPSY A GOOD BIT OF
TOPSY TURVY DAMAGE DECK
FURNITURE PICKED UP 4@YARD TOYS
BLOWN AROUND. LAST NIGHT WAS
THE START OF THE HIGH SCHOOL
FOOTBALL SEASON AND THERE WERE
A NUMBER OF GAMES ALREADY
UNDERWAY WHEN THE BAD WEATHER
SET IN 4@MANY OF THEM HAD TO BE
POSTPONED AND COMING UP IN OUR
LOCAL NEWS BLACK. WE'RE GONNA
TELL 4@YOU WHERE AND WHEN EACH
GAME WILL RESUME AND I CAN TELL
YOU THIS ALLENDALE HIGH SCHOOL
PLAYING RIGHT NOW. LOOK AT THAT
HAILEY. OH 4@4@BUT THERE HAS TO
A FIRST A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL
GAME BEING PLAYED AT 9 A.M. ON
A FRIDAY I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
IT. YEAH I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
WITH 4@IT BEING A HOLIDAY WEEKE
A FRIDAY I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT. YEAH I'VE NEVER HEARD OF WITH 4@IT BEING A HOLIDAY WEEKE@
AND ALL I REALLY WANT TO GET IT
DONE. YEAH AND ALLOW PEOPLE
THAT YOU KNOW IT COULD THE.
THAT COULD BE YOU KNOW KIDS IN
SC4@HOOL TODAY. I MEAN THERE AR
A COUPLE BUT I THINK MOST KIDS @
NOT YOU. CAN YOU IMAGINE GOING
TO CLASS AF4@TER LOSING YOUR
FOOTBALL GAME. YEAH. THAT'LL BE
THE WORST GOOD THING 4@OF THESE
STUDENTS DON'T HAVE SCHOOL
TODAY. YES. YES. WELL TO
FLORIDA NOW WE'RE 4@FORCAST THE
ARE TAKING NO CHANCES WHEN IT
COMES TO HURRICANE DORIAN.
HURRICANE HUNTERS FROM NOAA
FLEW 4@RIGHT INTO THE STORM WE'
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT JUST WHERE
IT WILL MAKE LANDFALL 4@IT IS N
A CATEGORY 2. IT IS GETTING
STRONGER. IT COULD BECOME A
CATEGORY 4 BY THE TIME IT HITS
THE FLORIDA COASTLINE 4@SOMEWHE
BETWEEN MELBOURNE AND MIAMI.
CLOSE TO 17 MILLION PEOPLE ARE
NOW BRACING 4@FOR THIS STRONG
STORM THE STRONG STORM SURGE.
WINDS OF OVER 130 4@MILES PER
HOUR AND OVER A FOOT OF RAIN.
PEOPLE OF COURSE BOARDING UP
WINDOWS SCRAMBLING FOR
SUPPLIES. GAS STATIONS ALREADY
RUNNING OUT OF FUEL. IN
ADDITION TO DECLARING A STATE
OF EMERGENCY FLORIDAS 4@GOVERNO
IS ALSO ASKING THE PRESIDENT TO
DECLARE A PRE 4@LANDFALL DISAST
FOR ALL OF FLORIDA'S 67 4@
COUNTIES. PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS
CANCELED AN UPCOMING TRIP TO
POLAND 4@TO MONITOR THIS
DANGEROUS SITUATION. YEAH
AARONS YOU WERE TALKING
YESTERDAY. YOU THINK YOU THINK
INDEED IT WILL BE A FOUR THAT'S
WHAT IT'S LOOKING LIKE RIGHT
NOW. THESE ARE THESE FORECASTS
ARE HAVE 4@GOTTEN BETTER BUT
THERE'S STILL THERE'S STILL
ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT. SO THE
FURTHER OUT IN TIME YOU GO THE
MORE UNCERTAINTY THERE IS WITH
REGARDS TO THE TRACK AND THE
INTENSITY BUT HERE IS THE
LATEST ON DORIAN GUSTIN ONE
HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE MILES PER
HOUR 4@THIS IS JUST AWFUL NEWS
FOR FOLKS IN FLORIDA. 4@4@THE S
COINCIDING WITH ONE OF THE
HIGHEST TIDES 4@OF THE MONTH AN
SO THAT'S GOING TO JUST ADD TO
THE MISERY AS THE STORM SURGE 4@
THAT WALL 4@OF WATER IS PUSHED
INLAND. THIS IS SLOWING 4@DOWN.
AND SO INSTEAD OF A SUNDAY
EARLY MONDAY LANDFALL THIS
LOOKS MORE LIKELY A LATE MONDAY
AND SO INSTEAD OF A SUNDAY EARLY MONDAY LANDFALL THIS LOOKS MORE LIKELY A LATE MONDAY@
OR EARLY TUESDAY. BUT EITHER
WAY NO MATTER WHERE THIS COMES
ASHORE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
CATASTROPHIC AMOUNTS OF RAIN
WIND AND STORM SURGE. THAT
STORM SURGE THAT WALL OF WATER
THIS COULD PUSH 4@WATER WELL AN
THEN SEVERAL MILES GUYS LUMAR
FROM WHEREVER THIS COMES
ONSHORE AND THAT ULTIMATELY
CAUSES THE MOST DAMAGE FROM
THESE KINDS OF STORMS YEAH YOU
WORRY ABOUT LOSS OF LIFE OR
INJURY. AND THEN YOU START TO
WORRY 4@ABOUT THE DAMAGE THAT
HAPPENS TO STRUCTURES THEN YOU
THINK ABOUT THE TOURISM 4@
INDUSTRY BECAUSE THIS IS THE
LAST HURRAH OF SUMMER AND A LOT
OF THOSE BUSINESSES DOWN THERE
OF COURSE FLORIDA A BIG
DESTINATION. SO EASTON 4@END UP
AS ONE OF THE MOST COSTLY
HURRICANES IN FLORIDA HI4@STORY
IF NOT THE 4@COSTLY. YEAH ITS
REAL FAMILY IN 4@THERE ACTUALLY
PLANNING A TRIP TO DISNEY AND
NOW THEY'RE LIKE 4@FOR ALL NEXT
WEEK IN MIYAGI NOT GOING TO
HAPPEN. WONDERFUL YEAH. GOOD.
YEAH. WELL THEY. YEAH IT'S THE
WHOLE THING THIS IS KIND OF
CRAZY. YOU KNOW ALL THOSE
RENTAL SCOOTERS THAT ARE
TURNING UP IN CITIES ALL OVER
THE COUNTRY. W4@ELL DOWN IN
FLORIDA RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF
THE IMPENDING HURRICANE THERE'S
CONCERN THAT ALL THOSE SCOOTERS
MIGHT BECOME DANGEROUS
PROJECTILES AS THEY'RE WHIPPED
UP BY THE WIND4@S AND 4@THROWN
OVER THE PLACE. OFFICIALS IN
MIAMI HAVE ORDERED ALL OF THE
APPBASED RENTAL SERVICES TO
CLEAR THEIR DOCKLESS SCOOTERS 4@
AND BIKES FROM THE CITY STREETS
TILL DORIAN HAS PASSED. NOW
THIS MAY ALL 4@SOUND LIKE MUCH
ADO ABOUT NOTHING BUT THERE ARE
MULTIPLE COMPANYS 4@RENTING
DOCKLESS SCOOTERS DOWN THERE
RIGHT NOW IN MIAMI ALONE. ONE 4@
OF THOSE COMPANIES JUST ONE HAS
FIFTEEN HUNDRED SCOOTERS AND 4@
500 BICYCLE OUT ON THE STREETS.
THAT'S A LOT OF FLYING OBJECTS
AND YOU KNOW A SCOOTER IF YOU
WERE HIT BY THAT 4@ON THE ANKLE
ANKLE HAD A NO I'M SAYING
THAT'S HOW PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY
SCOOTERS YOU KNOW IF YOU HIT
YOUR ANKLES LIKE OK. 4@I COULDN
IMAGINE JUST4@ FLAILING OR HAVI
A HIT IN THE 4@PEDERSON. OH YEA
TERRIBLE. WELL JEOPARDY HOST
ALEX IS BACK TO WORK AND HE
SAYS HE IS ON THE MEND
FOLLOWING TREATMENT FOR
PANCREATIC CANCER. HE POSTED ON
TWITTER 4@4@FROM A SET PROMISIN
GOOD YEAR AHEAD. HE ANNOUNCED
HIS DIAGNOSIS BA4@CK IN MARCH
SAYING HE PLANNED ON BEATING
THE DISEASE AS 4@LOW SURVIVAL
RATE. THE AMERICAN CANCER
SOCIETY ESTIMATES 4@THAT THREE
PERCENT OF PATIENTS WITH STAGE
4 PANCREATIC CANCER ARE ALIVE
FIVE YEARS AFTER BEING
DIAGNOSED 4@NEW EPISODES OF THE
UPCOMING SEASON 36 36 4@SEASONS
WHILE ARTS ARE SCHEDULED TO
BEGIN STARTING ON SEPTEMBER
9TH. GOOD FOR HIM. YEAH. HE HAD
YOU KNOW HAS A PLAN TO SURVIVE.
THAT'S RIGHT. WE WANT HIM TO BE
WELL. HE 4@IS CHEMO. WELL FORME
FIRST DAUGHTER SPOTTED AT THE
UNIVERSITY 4@OF MICHIGAN AT THE
FRESHMAN ORIENTATION REPORTS OF
SASHA 4@OBAMA SETTLING IN ON
CAMPUS HAVE FLOODED IN 4@AS
CLASSES BEGIN NEXT WEEK. THE
COLLEGE CHOICE IS KIND OF
DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF OUR
FAMILY BOTH PARENTS AND HER
OLDE4@R SISTER ATTENDED 4@IVY
LEAGUE COLLEGES. BUT WE4@ HAVE
FORMER FIRST 4@DAUGHTER IN LAW
MOURING. YEAH. LOOK AT THAT.
IT'S COOL NOW THERE. OF COURSE
THERE'S SO MUCH TALK ABOUT IT
AND CARLY GOES TO MICHIGAN OUR
DAUGHTER. SO YOU KNOW WILL SHE
BE LIVING IN THE DORMS. HOW
COULD THEY ACCOMMODATE HER IN
THE DORMS RIGHT. BUT THEY'RE
SAYING THEY DO THINK SHE IS
GOING TO BE IN A DORM. BUT YOU
KNOW I THINK SHE HAS A SECRET
SERVICE 4@DETAIL DOESN'T SHE. O
YES. OH AND EMINEM'S DAUGHTER
WENT TO MICHIGAN STATE BECAUSE
SHE'S IN THE SAME CLASS AS ME.
SHE WAS IN THE DORMS AND THEN
PEOPLE WERE JUST WAY TOO
OBNOXIOUS 4@AND THEN SHE ENDED
GETTING HE4@R OWN PLACE. WELL
WELL SASHA SHOULD 4@HAVE THAT
FRESHMAN EXPERIENCE THOUGH OF
LIVING IN THE DORMS. AND YOU
KNOW SLOSHES IN THE DORM. THOSE
OBAMA IS THEY'RE JUST LIKE US
THEY REALLY AND 4@SASHA SHOULD
HAVE WENT TO MICHIGAN STATE. OH
THERE THEY GO GREEN. 4@THEY HAV
A JOKE BUT IT'S SO BAD THAT I
WON'T EVEN. 4@ALL RIGHT.
PINTEREST IS4@ TAKING A STAND
AGAINST THE ANTI VACCINATION
MOVEMENT THE SITE ANNOUNCED
THIS WEEK. 4@IT WILL COMBAT
MISINFORMATION ABOUT VACCINES.
THEY WILL NOW 4@ONLY SHOW
INFORMATION FROM HEALTH
ORGANIZATIONS WHEN PEOPLE
SEARCH TERMS LIKE MEASLES
VACCINE SAFETY OR OTHER 4@RELAT
TOPICS PINTEREST WON'T SHOW ADS
OR OTHER USERS POSTS BECAUSE
THEY MIGHT CONTAIN
MISINFORMATION. THE COMPANY
SAYS IT ISN'T RESPON4@SIBLE TO
SHOW MISINFORMATION NEXT TO
FACTS AND PUBLIC 4@HEALTH
RESOURCES. THE WORL4@D 4@HEALTH
ORGANIZATION HAS PRAISED THIS
MOVE AND ENCOURAGED OTHER
SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES TO
FOLLOW SUIT. AND IF YOU'RE
GETTING MEDICAL INFORMATION
FROM PINTEREST WELL GOD 4@HELP
US. NO. YEAH I THOUGHT IT WAS
ONLY MEANT FOR 4@LIKE REDESIGNI
YOUR HOME OR DIJON 4@I HAVE NEV
LOOKED ON THERE FOR MEDICAL AND
ONLY MEANT FOR 4@LIKE REDESIGNI YOUR HOME OR DIJON 4@I HAVE NEV LOOKED ON THERE FOR MEDICAL AND@
MEDICAL ADVICE 4@OK. WELL
CATHERINE THIS IS YOUR FAITH
STORY YEAH. THIS IS THIS IS.
THIS IS DOES IT FOR ME TODAY.
BRITISH DUDE 4@WAS COOKING UP A
PORK CHOP DINNER WITH HIS WIFE
WHEN HE REALIZED HEIDI 4@THAT
PORK CHOP LOOKS A WHOLE LOT
LIKE ANY MERCURY EDDIE MERCURY
MERCURY. DEREK SIMMS WAS FRYING
THE CHARITY 4@ON FRIDAY. WHAT D
I SAY. MR. HIS BROTHER EDDIE.
EDDIE. OH COME ON. JANAI
FREDDY. I KNOW IT. DEREK SIMMS
OK 4@4@IS THIS DUDE WHO WAS FRY
UP HIS PORK CHOPS WHEN HE SAW 4@
REHMAN MALIK PORTRAY WHO
PORTRAYED QUEENS LEAD SINGER IN
THE MOVIE AND LOOK ON A PORK
CHOP ON A PORK CHOP 4@WHEN
THEY'RE SIDE BY SIDE? I SEE IT
A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN WHEN
THE PORK 4@CHOP IS FULLSCREEN.
TELL YOU THAT I DON'T FEEL LIKE
IF YOU DON'T SEE THE 4@MUSTACHE
WE'RE GETTING A SIDE PROFILE.
IT'S 4@KIND OF A LITTLE BIT. YE
IF YOU DON'T SEE THE 4@MUSTACHE WE'RE GETTING A SIDE PROFILE. IT'S 4@KIND OF A LITTLE BIT. YE@
ALTHOUGH THE MORE I LOOK AT IT
THE PORK CHOP LOOKS MORE LIKE
DAN AYKROYD AND 4@FREDDIE
MERCURY. I'M SEEING A SIDE
PROFILE I'M SEEING 4@A LONG NOS
AND MUSTACHE AND GIANT EAR AND
A GIANT PANDA COME ON. IT'S A
IT'S AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION
AND MUSTACHE AND GIANT EAR AND A GIANT PANDA COME ON. IT'S A IT'S AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION@
EXACT LIKE JOHN TELL ME WHAT
YOU SEE HERE 4@THIS GUY SAYS HE
I COOKED A LOT OF THINGS IN MY
LIFE BUT 4@RESEMBLING A CELEBRI
BEFORE. SO HE SNAPPED A FEW
PICTUR4@ES AND THEN COMMENCED T
EAT IT. THEY ATE IT. THEY WERE
HUNGRY. 4@THEY ATE EDDIE MERCUR
ACTUALLY DO YOU KNOW THAT
SCIENTISTS HAVE A NAME FOR THIS
PREDILECTION TO SEEING THINGS
OR PEOPLE. OH YOU KNOW OUR
FOOD. THERE'S A THING IT'S
CALLED PAREIDOL4@IA. REALLY IT'
NOT LIKE I KNOW THIS I SAW THIS
IN AN ARTICLE IN USA TODAY SO I
MIGHT BE SAYING THAT WORD
WRONG. ALL RIGHT. BUT IT IS THE
HUMAN TENDENCY TO SEE PATTERNS
IN 4@RANDOMNESS. APPARENTLY O4@
BRAINS ARE WIRED TO LOOK FOR
FAMILIARITY 4@AND MEANING IN EV
THE MOST ABSTRACT THINGS LIKE A
PORK CHOP. STRAIGHT 4@ALL RIGHT
THAT'S COOL TOAST. YOU KNOW
PEOPLE SEE THINGS THEY'VE SEEN
THE 4@VIRGIN MARY ANN TOPRANKED
YEAH. YEAH. YOU TO PUT IT ON
EBAY WOULDN'T YOU SAY IF YOU
SAW EDDIE MERCURY YOU GIVE IT A
TRY I THINK IT WAS DAN AYKROYD
AND I WOULD PUT THAT PORK CHOP
ON EBAY. YOU OK. 4@I WOULD SEAL
IT FIRST AND IN A BAGGIE YOU
KNOW AND THEN I PUT IT ON THE
SURE. HAILEY BIEBER MAKING
HEADLINES THIS WEEK AFTER SHE
TRANSFORMED 4@KIND OF INTO THE
LATE PRINCESS DIANA 4@AND HER
TIMELESS STYLE IN A NEW PHOTO
SHOOT FOR VOGUE PARIS YEAH. I
LOVE THIS. THE MODEL WHEREAS
THE FAMOUS CHUNKY SWEATERS 4@BI
SHORTS AND BASEBALL CAPS YOU'RE
CREATING PRINCE DIANAS ICONIC 4@
WARDROBE. SHE EVEN WORE
PRINCESSS FAMOUS BLAZERED LOOK
WHICH WAS THE BASEBALL CAP
BLAZER SWEATSHIRT AND
WHITEWASHED 4@JEANS TUCKED INTO
SOME BROWN COWBOY BOOTS. WHAT A
MESS. 4@AND ON INSTAGRAM SHE PU
A 4@PHOTO OF THE ONE WHERE SHE'
HOLDING THE KEYS AND SHE SAID
THAT SHE LOOKED 4@TO PRINCESS D
FIRSTTIME INSPIRATION FOR AS
LONG AS SHE COULD REMEMBER. I
THINK THIS IS SO COOL. SHE'S
BEEN GETTING SO MUCH HYPE ON
SOCIAL MEDIA AND I MEAN SHE
REALLY DOES NAIL ALL THOSE
POSITIVE REACTION 4@4@OR POSITI
EVERYBODY LOVES IT. THEY THINK
IT'S GREAT AND IT'S VERY
TASTEFUL 4@AND FUN AND RELEVANT
THAT'S NICE. TODAY IS NATIONAL
COLLEGECOLORSDAY. AND PEOPLE
ARE BEING ENCOURAGED TO DISPLAY
THAT'S NICE. TODAY IS NATIONAL COLLEGECOLORSDAY. AND PEOPLE ARE BEING ENCOURAGED TO DISPLAY@
YOUR TEAM SPIRIT. WE ARE ALL
FAILURES 4@I THINK I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU EVER BUT WE'RE
FAILURES WHEN IT COMES TO
COLLEGE COLORS NONE OF US IS
SPORTING GEAR FROM OUR ALMA
MODELS. COME ON. 4@BUT LOOK AT
PRODUCER MCKENZIE. NICE. SHE'S
SHOWING UP WITH THAT QB GVSU
LAKERS JERSEY. AS 4@FOR THE RES
OF US APPARENTLY NOT A SHRED OF
THE MEMO. BUT 4@I HAVE A GOLD
MINE OF PHOTOS FROM WRENTCH AND
I HAVE ONE FROM MY FRESHMAN
YEAR. I DON'T KNOW. NO NO NEVER
MIND. I DIDN'T GRAB MY LOOK WAS
INTENTIONAL TODAY. WASN'T 4@MY
COLLEGE UNIVERSITY OF HARTFORD @
IN CONNECTICUT DOESN'T HAVE A
FOOTBALL TEAM SO I WEAR BLUE TO
REFLECT MY MOOD WHICH IS
SADNESS BECAUSE MY 4@COLLEGE MY
COLLEGE DOES NOT HAVE A
FOOTBALL TEAM. OH YES BUT 4@YOU
DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A FOOTBALL 4@
TEAM TO HAVE COLLEGE COLORS
THEN SHOWED THAT'S AHEAD.
THAT'S TRUE. BUT THIS WAS THIS
IS ABOUT FOOTBALL. CATHERINE 4@
HERE WE GO. WELL WE ALL FAILED.