Hello you most amazing beauts!
Welcome back to the most amazing channel on the internet…I am your Most Amazing host,
Rebecca Felgate and today we are reviving an old favourite – we have the Top 10 Dumbest
Facebook posts part 5.
Of course, you all know and love the glorious Danny Burke’s Dumbest Twitter series….he
is on like…part 43 or something now and he is king of all dumb twitter…but, with
his blessing, I am going to be talking about some of the dumb stuff that happens over on
facebook…
it seems people don’t just save their stupidity for twitter!
Before we get into this, I want to quickly remind you that we have some awesome Merch
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will make a part 6!
Okay facebook…what you got for me!
Let’s jump right on in to number 10.
Falling in love can be a special time…but it can also send people a bit mad.
It turns out it can also make people significantly dumber, too.
One lovesick romantic posted on facebook: I think about him 31/7 cause he’s on my
mind even when I’m sleeping.
WELL that might be the case babe, and that’s cute and everything, but, as this young dreamers
friend points out…a day has 24 hours, sleep or no sleep.
Like…how…how are they not aware of that?!
Clocks?
What about clocks?
Do they never look at clocks?
I am so confused.
Moving on to number 9 Nature is beautiful – I love taking pictures
of moments of natural beauty, and the sky above us sometimes offers us some moments
of exceptional beauty ….so I can’t blame this facebook user for documenting it in this
delightful snap….which they have captioned Morning Sunset….
Morning sunset…if only there was a word for that…oh…wait…sunrise….because
the sun is rising….. a morning sunset would actually be pretty disturbing and would mean
things had somehow gone horribly wrong.
Things are getting frosty at number 8 Don’t you love the first snowfall of the
year?
It makes the world look so pretty and shiny and magical.
The problem is, people get so excited about the thought of it snowing, they start seeing
snow when it isn’t there.
Marissa snapped this picture and said OMG there’s snow on the ground….I’m sooooo
excited!
But, yeah…it’s salt, as Marissa’s friend Tyler points out.
Like….
Surely Marissa must have been wondering why it had only snowed in a really specific area
…. Also…if that was snow…is that really enough to be excited about?
Let’s crack into number 7!
Payten took to facebook to share how very over someone she is.
She wrote: 1 Universe, 9 plants, 204 countries, 7 seas, 6 billion people and you think I need
you?
Ha!
I mean, I am glad you’re a strong independent sasspot, but can we talk about these 9 plants?
All 9 of them.
9 very important plants.
I get it though, sometimes I’d rather have 9 plants than a life partner.... but let’s
take a wild guess and assume she meant to say planets.
But….I mean, I don’t want step on Peyton’s sass wagon or anything…although….in that
universe she mentions…urm, there are more than 9 planets…and plants!
Without getting into the whole Pluto debate, there are 9 planets in our solar system alone…
and it is thought our galaxy alone has 100 billion planets in it.
So….I mean….
Lots to learn.
Number 6 Sometimes we all need a little extra encouragement
in life….especially when we’re going through a hard time, although Nichole missed the mark
a touch when she wrote: What kills you makes you stronger…..
Like…
I mean, that’s a nice idea and everything, but what kills you…kills you.
Dead.
Can’t come to the phone right now.
Over.
let’s move on to number 5 I love a good reptile…from a safe distance
anyway…snakes are pretty cool, I love me a lizard and I can dig a turtle… but this
gal, she’s indecisive … She posted: OMG, so I don’t like Dolphins
anymore!
Squirrels are my new favourite reptiles…sooooooo cute.
*sigh* Double fail….
As her mate points out….
Neither dolphins or squirrels are reptiles…so luckily for our cold-blooded scaly friends,
the position is still open!
It seems like reptiles are baffling more than just one person on this list….
At number 4 Jonathan saw THIS picture on facebook….and
wrote….
That bird is fat……
Like, firstly Jonathan, did your mother never teach you that if you have nothing nice to
say, you should probably just say nothing at all….and secondly, Jonathan, that is
clearly a chuffing turtle.
Awkward turtle.
**** We have some 4th of July confusion at number 3.
I get it…dates can be very confusing...
like Easter, for example, has a different date each year because of some pretty intense
moon calculations.
Some holidays, however fall on the same day every year…which makes things much easier….not
for Nini though….Nini is lost…
She posted…is the 4th of July on the 16th or 15th
Like…
I mean…read it aloud in your head before posting, hun….. is the 4th of July on the
15th of 16th?!
The 4th July is on the 4th July!
But the plot thickens as Nini’s friend response – the 15th I think.
Like…what is this alternate universe?!
I actually love this at number 2 So, one bright spark wanted to raise a little
extra cash so thought they’d sell their phone via facebook.
When it got to the bit where they were going to take a picture of their phone to show off
to potential buyers, they realized they had a bit of a problem….
Check out their post….
It is priceless…
they wrote “phone is not in the picture because I used it to take the photo, but it’s
that exact height, length and width…
Hit me up if interested…
Like…. *laugh*……
I can’t even?!
IS it the exact height and measurement, if so, those hand positions are impressive…
but like, dude….
Just google the phone and post an image of the model..or like…work it out…borrow
a friends phone to snap a pic…
Finally, let’s see what number 1 has in store for us?
Oh dear, someone is going to be sorely disappointed at the end of the year.
They have started a 365 day penny jar, saying if they put a penny a day in it for a year,
they’ll have 667 dollars and 95 cents…which….well I mean it doesn’t take a genius to tell
you that if you put a penny in a jar each day for three hundred and 65 days ..you’ll
have three hundred and sixty five pennies….which is three dollars and 65 cents…which is barely
enough to buy a sandwich.
If you want the advertised 667.95, you’ll need to save a dollar and 83 cents a day…which
is 183 pennies…a day…so…I guess they’re gonna need a bigger jar.
So that was the Top 10 Dumbest Facebook posts part 5!
Shall we make a part 6?
Let me know in the comments section below!
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