[applause]
[gavel pounding]
- All right everybody,
I hereby call to order this meeting
of Local 692,
the Honorable Union of Plumbers,
Pipefitters,--
- Hey, hey.
- and Soap Opera Actors.
[dramatic music]
- My heart burns as the world turns.
- I thirst for justice.
- La biblioteca.
Bismark: Charmed.
- Who are these people?
- As you know, in an effort to drive up membership,
we've had to merge with some of the other unions.
Jess: No, that makes no sense.
Dalton: Are you kidding me?
[glass breaking]
Arvin: Whoa!
Bismark: You made me perspire,
but I only glisten.
Leader: All right, all right, all right.
First item on the agenda is
the discussion of the new health plan
which was sent to membership for review.
I hereby open up the floor to what you call comment time.
Jess: I got a comment.
This plan stinks.
There's nothing about pre-existing conditions.
Arvin: Yeah, my son has asthma.
- I know too well of pre-existing conditions.
I was diagnosed with Tova syndrome, Nixon's disorder,
munchmouth and demonic possession.
And I was only in one episode.
Leader: Wait, wait, wait.
Boston: Stop!
Sh.
She's soliloquizing.
Go on, my sweet.
Bismark: I was in the hospital recovering--
Leader: No, no, no.
We are here to talk about the health plan, okay?
Sit down.
Any helpful comments?
Arvin: Yeah, I noticed it doesn't cover doctor's costs
for ER visits.
[dramatic music]
- Did someone say, 'Doctor?'
[dramatic music]
- You're a doctor?
- No, but I play one on TV.
All: Oh?
Monterey: Jes, he was my surgeon in episode 12.
[gasp]
[slap]
Bismark: Oh!
Cody: Yes, I separated her
from her evil, fraternal, conjoined twin.
[dramatic music]
[gasp]
- I played that evil, fraternal, conjoined twin.
Leader: Can we just stay focused?
Please!
- Oh, I played that evil, fraternal, conjoined twin.
- You already said that.
Bismark: She has amnesia.
[glass breaking]
- Oh!
[glass breaking]
Bismark: Here.
Monterey: Thank you.
[glass breaks]
Leader: Can we stop breaking glass!
[glass breaking]
Bismark: That one slipped.
Leader: Back to the health plan, if you guys took a second
to look at your union bylaws, you would see
you guys had ample time to communicate
each and every problem that you had with
[beeping]
What is that?
What is that!
Cody: He just suffered a massive stroke.
He's in a coma.
Bismark: No! No, please, no!
No, take me, take me!
Monterey: Don't pretend that you loved him.
Bismark: [gasps]
Monterey: You only wanted him for his money!
[slap]
Dalton: Oh, I knew it!
Okay.
Bismark: That's not true, but it hurts the same.
Dallas: Then how do you explain this?
Union Members: [gasp]
Leader: I'm gonna have to demand that you stop acting.
- Wait, wait, I want to know what's on that piece of paper.
[audience laughs]
- What piece of paper?
[gasp]
- Oh, she is good!
- I'll tell you what's on that piece of paper, it's--
Washington: Don't listen to him.
[dramatic music]
I was wrongfully imprisoned so Boston could steal land
from my family.
Uh.
On that paper, is--
[dramatic music]
♪♪
Jess: Well, what's on the piece of paper?
Dalton: Come on,
you can't just leave it like that.
What's on it?
Bismark: You'll have to wait...
until next meeting.
Jess: Oh!
[protests]
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Uh.
[slap] - Ah!