*WOOPSH* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!
My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome to Ben and Ed, Blood Party.
Its the sequel to Ben and Ed, or
I-I'm pretty sure its a sequel
not sure if you would call it a spin-off,
An expansion, a sequel,
I'm going to call it a sequel, anyway
But, I've known about this game for QUITE a long time
because after I played the first game
the developers came to me and said that they were actually making this one
and they talked to me a little bit about it and I may or may not have some items in the game
based around the whole jacksepticeye attire
so le-- wait, lets go in and customize our zombie
this is our basic zombie, he is a nice dude
He's very, he's very good... Look at that little zombie a**
Oh thats a pretty face for radio
we got a hatchet. a head band
Oh thats o-- old ed
Tsk, awww
Where is it, where is it?
Here we go, green hair!
Thats fu*kin jack all over *LAUGHS*.
I am very fond of the dildo nose though.
not going to lie. Dildo nose is almost winning me over
we'll go with the green hair. What else can we do.
Oh god!
your whole face is caved in, jesus!
Ce-- Censor it, blurr it. Good lord.
kay we don't... We don't want your face to be kicked in
we do want a Septiceye
well we could go for moldy potato-face septiceye here
Or we could go for the dude that kinda looks like me
Nah we will go for septiceye face
Yeah
I like my guy to look like he's had a... fffreshly pressed iron all over his head
that looks good, oh body type hmm
Oh god you have whole chunks gone outta ya, I kinda like it!
I'm into it dude, lets go with that
what else do we got?
There it is! ha ha ha! thats awesome! Yes!
Finally! I get to live out my dreams!
Ohh the polar bears are looking good
Should we just go bare feet or sandles?
Fish! Fish feet!
YES!!
*LAUGHS*
*SLURPS*
Okay solo play
um yeah, lets just uh do the tutorial
Because there might be some new stuff that I'm not aware of
awwe thats a good looking zombie right there!
Thats my child, thats ma boy!
Okay we got this, we got this. Everything's pretty much the same
Can i throw away my head?
Yup.
Thats about normal. I love my fish feet.
*LAUGHS*
*SLURPS AGAIN*
Okay, aw man its good to be back in this game
I missed it!
I missed the Ben and Ed feel!
In the original Ben and Ed, I-- I loved playing that game
It was a little clunky and it was a little frustrating but
Good memories, good times
What are we doing? What's going on? Where are we?
Hi!
Okay?
How are you guys doin'?
You guys all locked up. that's fine.
I escaped.
Because I'm the better one.
I'm the good zombie
Daddy likes me. He doesn't like the rest of ya.
*LAUGHS*
*KEEPS LAUGHING*
What is that crawl animation?
*What is he doing?*
I fuking love it! (swiggety Swooty)
*GIGGLES*
*SLURPS*
Its so dumb (swiggety swooty)
Push me, okay oh god... Oh you're-- you're liking that a bit toooooo much
Okay I'll go through the fukin door then
Can I open any... doors?
Left mouse to attack
ooOhh
Do I actually have to attack things now?
Thats new
Hup!
Yayyy!
Press enter to respawn at any time
Oh god
It kinda grinded me up
Woahhh look at the stars
Ok, cool
Onwards and upwards!
Ed? Are you Ed though? Are Ben and Ed still in this?
*something that sounds like a walrus jizzing* Ooooohhh Chainsaw!
*Walrus chainsaw jizzing on boxes*
FUCK YES!
CHAINSAW LIFE!
*Laughs*
*Honestly no clue what he is doing right now*
Your're the best!
*GIGGLES*
I love this little dude!
Awwee
Can I bring you home?
Throw your head. *Walrus Chainsaw jizzing*
Okay, how do I..?
*Walrus chainsaw jizzing again*
I can't throw my head.. Oh there we go.
I had to drop that fucking thing.
HAWOOSH!!
*Awkwardness occurs*
Are you... serious?! *LAUGHS*
Oh there's somebody else there!
Hello!
Are you okay?
I wanna talk to you.
*Whispers* Hi. Shh. Where are the drugs?
What-- Where did they touch you?
Okay, he's not talking to me..
At least now we have an actual arc.
Even though it doesn't fucking work. What's up with that?
I'm-- I'm showing my arc right there.
There we go, that one worked.
Roll head! Roll on down!
My little Ed head.
*Catchy Ben and Ed music plays*
Okay?
*Catchy Ben and Ed music continues playing*
My favorite music's back!! *LAUGHS*
*SLURPS*
Okay, so what are we saving then this time?
"Easy Start"
That wasn't a little Ben.
Oh Mother of Christ.
That was like a slab of meat. Twelve lives.
Oh God. I don't want live limits. (Live limits?)
Life limits. (There we go)
English words.
Hey, this is easy
This is ea-- this-- OOOH I didn't see the top one! (Jinxed it) [11/12]
*LAUGHS*
*Mocks himself* "This is easy, I got this no problem."
oohh, I could sprint!
Okay, Huuuuuuha
Ohh God, it doesn't...
[10/12] Okay, sprinting and then just jumping doesn't work
*Stutters* I tried to do that.
like, sprint and jump at the same time but it's momentum-based
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
Okay, Okay.
Visualize the win.
Visualize, then execute. (Nice Zarya impression)
This is easy! I got it,
no probleeaa-- *LAUGHS* [9/12]
*SLUUURRRP*
Oh! Death will come for all of those...
who aren't aware that death is near.. something..
I don't know. Cool sentences, Yes! (Good job, Jack)
Weeeeeee!!
I like this. Haaa, go, go, go, GO, GO, GO!
Ahhh God. You're still alive! You still got it!
YES!
YOU DON'T NEED LEGS!! (The Good Ol' Jack Line)
FUCK YEAAH, ED!! (CALM DOWN, JACK!)
I'm gonna keep calling you Ed, even though I don't know if you're still Ed.
Are you still my Ed?
You still my little bud?
*PUNCH SOUND EFFECT* Ahhhh *LAUGHS* [8/12]
*SLUURP*
I love the crack out of it.
PHHEE!
Kay, we got it, we got it
There's enough... There's enough--
Yes, yes, and YES! {8/12}
*Catchy Ben and Ed music plays again*
*Jack claps as the music keeps playing*
*Music keeeeps playing*
*JACK ROCKS OUT*
Yeah!
Oh! Fuck yeah! This is good.
Good ol' times.
Not that old. It wasn't that long ago that I was actually playing Ben and Ed.
But I fucking love it!
I love this world.
Oh! Scared the shit outta me, okay. [19/20]
Be keenly aware!
Mmmister slab of meat!
I see it now.
I see it.
You know when I didn't see it?
BEFORE.
I see it now, though.
With my eyes! (We know, Jack)
"Candy Meat?"
Ahhh there's fucking one there as well, haha
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..
Shame on you again, why are you fooling people? Stop that.
Okay? Fuck.
Hhaaa
How?! How in the fuck?!
Go! Go! Go!
YOU DON'T NEED LEGS!! (That line again)
RRRRGGHH That's my Ed! That's that boy I know and love!
That's not! [18/20]
Go, Go, Go.. Go, Go, Go.
You can't just sprint.
You have to actually build up the momentum.
That's kind of annoying.
It makes it much harder to make preCISION..
..movements. Okay, be aware!
Keep your eyes peeled.. on the floor.
cuz there's little trapsy doodles all around.
and they would've messed with ya but, they ain't gonna mess with me.
see, these motherfuckers
not todayyyyyy...
sons of bitches.
Okay aannd..
go! go, go, go!
The sprint is a nice touch..
I like that. that's helping me a lot.
And it's making a lot of aggravation disappear.
Just dissipating!
OH keep it goin'! (x2)
Ohh... You look like a watermelon!
Go Go Go!
*laughs* OH NOOOO [17/20]
OOH I said it! I said keep keenly aware!
And what did I do? I didn't do *that*!
I didn't keep keenly aware like I said I was going to.
I kept stupidly unaware.
HA
gO gO gO (x2)
You got this. Ya' got this. HA HA! Not today!
Okay, we're right at the end, WE'RE RIGHT AT THE END!
*le shock* [16/20]
HUBRIS GOT THE BETTER OF ME!
I saw victory!!
Who's cheerin'?
Ain't nobody around! You all in there lookin' at me?
Oh there ya' are!
*defense*
Fuck you guys! Lookin' at me.
Help me!
Let me out of this fuckin' torturous misery!
AH-HA!
I only lost 1 life! (actually you had this amount of lives left {16/20})
You didn't see the rest of them! (ya we did)
I didn't lose any lives! *nervous laugh*
It's fine!
*Dance the pain away Jack. It's okay. We all make mistakes, even the best of youtubers. We are all equal inside but it's okay.*
Ooh... "Box Fun 2000!"
I like fun! And I like boxes, they make great forts!
*nervous laugh* ..i take it back...
Oh.. I don't like this...
This is a waking nightmare!
Hello! *laughs more*
Ok ok ok
That's easy. (x3)
Ajajaya boye
*Laughs at own insanity* (with a cheeky boi in there)
Well that does it for this episode of Ben and Ed Blood Party
There was a lot more to the game, im gonna get in and do the rest of the solo levels,
There is, multiplayer now not gonna get to that yet
Because I feel like this this series strengths all rely on just me, and my little Ed, all on his own
Powering through everything, now we have a Jack- Ed, we should just call him Jacked..... That's his name! Jacked
Jack and Ed together, Jacked, And he's swole and he's Jacked and it's awesome
Um, there's also a level editor
which is really exciting
we could get some JackSepticEye levels going
I might even make some myself
and get in and play that
I think that'd be a lot of fun
I'm really exited about this
I'm really glad we back in the Ben and Ed world
cuz I have such fond memories of the old one
even though I kinda got a bit frustrated at times
I never got legitimately angry
to the point where I wanted to break shit
or anything like that
It was just, it was always fun
and I love this game, I love this world
the controls are still a little wonky in the game
and I, I wish they'd kinda tightened those up for this version
but other than that
love it
Glad to be back
*Laugh*
And thank you guys, so much for watching this episode
if you liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE!!!
LIKE A BOSS
and, high fives all around
WHAPSHHH, WHAPSHHH
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
*Outro song*
All of that dismemberment has made me hungry