♪♪
[CHEERING]
>>YO, THAT PARTY
LAST NIGHT WAS LEGIT!
>>YO, I MET THE COOLEST GIRL,
YOU KNOW!
>>AH DUDE, ME TOO!
>>NAH DUDE, WE ALL MET GIRLS,
Y'ALL, WE ALL MET GIRLS, DAWG.
>>THE GIRL I MET, SHE,
THE MINUTE I SAW HER,
SHE HAD ME LIKE,
WHAT?
>>RIGHT, RIGHT?
AND THE GIRL I WAS WITH,
WHEN I FIRST SAW HER,
SHE HAD ME LIKE...
WHAT?!
>>YEAH, RIGHT?
>>NAH, DUDE.
NAH, DUDE.
NAH, DUDE,
THE GIRL I WAS WITH HAD ME LIKE,
SHE HAD ME LIKE
[HIGH-PITCHED TRILLING]
[SQUEAK]
YEAH.
>>YO, QUINN, WHAT WAS THAT?
>>YO, WHAT WAS WHAT?
THAT'S WHAT SHE HAD ME LIKE.
>>OKAY, IS THAT A
GOOD OR A BAD THING?
>>AH DUDE, LIKE I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THAT'S LIKE
THE NOISE I MADE,
SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I DON'T KNOW.
>>ANYWAY, YEAH, YEAH,
THE GIRL I WAS WITH,
SHE STARTED DANCING.
SHE HAD ME LIKE,
GIT IT, GIT IT, YOU KNOW.
>>YEAH, DUDE.
YEAH, DUDE.
>>DUDE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW,
THE GIRL I WAS WITH,
SHE STARTED DOING THIS DANCE
MOVE AND SHE HAD ME LIKE...E
THOSE MOVES!
>>NAH, DUDE.
NAH, DUDE.
NAH, DUDE,
THE GIRL I WAS WITH,
HAD ME LIKE, HAD ME LIKE,
I'MA STAND OVER HERE AND YOU
CAN STAND WAY OVER THERE.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, DAWG?
>>QUINTON, WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE A GOOD THING.
>>YO, I'M JUST SHARING
MY REACTIONS, DAWG.
>>SO, WAS THAT A GOOD REACTION?
>>YOW.
>>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>>YOAH!
>>ANYWAY, THE GIRL I MET,
HER EYES WERE SO BEAUTIFUL,
THEY HAD ME LIKE...
OH MY GREATNESS.
>>YEAH, DUDE.
>>DUDES, DUDES,
THE GIRL I WAS WITH,
SHE HAD THE MOST PERFECT SMILE,
SHE HAD ME LIKE...
[SIGH]
>>OKAY.
>>OH NO.
OH NO.
>>NAH, DUDE.
NAH, DUDE.
THE GIRL I WAS WITH
HAD A MOUTH SO
[SQUEAK]
AND A CHIN SO
[GRUNT]
THAT SHE HAD ME LIKE
[SHIVER]
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
>> SO YOU WEREN'T INTO HER?
>>WHAT?
NAH, DUDE,
I'M JUST SHARING MY REACTIONS.
>>OKAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF SHE WAS HERE RIGHT NOW?
>>[SCREAM]
YEAH, HA, HA.
>>OKAY.
SEE, DID SHE HURT YOU?
'CAUSE BY YOUR REACTION,
SHE SEEMS HORRIBLE.
>>NAH, DUDE.
NAH, DUDE.
SHE HAD A CUTE PERSONALITY TOO.
>>OKAY.
>>YO.
>> WHAT WAS HER
PERSONALITY LIKE?
>>YO, IT WAS LIKE THAT
SCENE IN STAR WARS,
WHERE KYLO STABS HAN SOLO,
BUT DOESN'T WANT TO?
YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.
>>YOU SEE, LIKE RIGHT THERE.
YOU SAID THAT LIKE IT'S GOOD,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY VERY BAD.
>>YEAH, FOR EXAMPLE,
MY GIRL AND I HAD
SUCH A CONNECTION,
SHE HAD ME LIKE,
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE FINEST
RESTAURANT AND TREAT YOU RIGHT.
>>OKAY.
>>RIGHT,
AND THE GIRL I WAS WITH,
WE FELT LIKE INSTANT SOULMATES,
THAT SHE HAD ME LIKE,
LET ME PUT A RING ON YOUR FINGER
AND TAKE YOU TO THE ALTAR.
>>OH.
>>OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT.
OKAY, I SEE.
OKAY, I SEE WHAT
YOU'RE DOING NOW,
BECAUSE THE GIRL I WAS
WITH HAD ME LIKE,
I'M GONNA GO HIDE IN THE
BATHROOM FOR A HOUR
AND HOPE YOU ARE GONE
WHEN I COME OUT.
>>KAY, I WANNA HIGH FIVE YOU,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
HUG YOU AND TELL YOU
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
>>NAH, DUDE.
NAH, DUDE,
YOU WORRY ABOUT YO'SELF MAN
AND LET ME WORRY ABOUT MYSELF.
[SOBBING]
YEAH!
[LAUGHING]
>>DUDE,
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
>>YEAH, DUDE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
BUT SHE'S LIKE,
COMING OVER IN A LITTLE BIT,
DAWG, SO SHE'S JUST GOT ME
A LITTLE LIKE...
NERVOUS,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
>>THAT'S NOT NORMAL.
[DOORBELL RINGING]
>>IT'S HER.
YEAH!
NO.
>>OKAY, SHOULD WE ANSWER IT?
>>YES.
WE'RE ADULTS,
LET'S GET RID OF
HER LIKE ADULTS.
>>MOM!
>>HI, HONEY.
IS QUINTON HERE?
>>I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ON A DATE TONIGHT?
>>I'M ABOUT TO BE.
>>YO, HA, HA.
YO, HA, HA.
I AM SO SORRY, MAN.
>>WE'LL SEE YOU LATER, SWEETIE.
>>YEAH.
[LAUGHING]
>>OH, PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME,
FUTURE SON.
>>YOU KNOW, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
THEY DO LOOK GOOD TOGETHER.
>>YEAH,
[SOBBING]
I CAN'T.
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YEAH, OH,
STOP, STOP
[GIGGLING] 01:04:39.809,00:00:00.000 >>BOTH OF YOU STOP!