(React laughs)
- Ah, he's a biter!
- Pucker up, buttercup!
- (React) Today!
We're gonna get passionate and awkward,
and sexy and confused, 'cause we're playing a round of
everyone country's favorite game: Guess What You're Kissing!
- What?
- I'm guessing get the hell out of here!
- (React) No, you're locked, the doors are locked.
(both laugh)
- No! - Joe, what the...
- What!? (both laugh)
- (React) Loser has to do a sexy awkward punishment, cool?
- I'm scared. - Are you kidding me right now?
Wait, wait, I can't say anything.
- What the [censored]?
(both laugh)
- Mmm. (laughs) - Okay, well, no, no sound effects.
- Here it is. - What, uh, it's hard!
- I mean, you could try to eat it.
- Something, it's feeling smooth, and I'm afraid.
- ♪ This is the greatest day ♪ ♪ Of my life ♪
- It's hard! Is it like a helmet?
(Benison laughs)
- Bro, you're being shy about this, I thought you wanted to win.
I thought you wanted to win!
- You're gonna kiss me on accident.
Your lips are so juicy on that! - Oh my God!
(both laugh)
- Jaxon, hurry, hurry! - One, I'm trying!
(both laugh)
It's so hard!
- Said every man ever.
- Something you bring out during a party?
- Possibly, if you're like mad drunk.
- Oh.
Am I kissing cleaning supplies?
- No, no no. - (React) What?
- Who's gonna bring out cleaning supplies during a party?
- I don't know, I don't know!
- Put it in. - Oh my God!
- (React) Now he wants it!
- Just really rub your mouth.
- Is it Big Mouth Billy Bass?
- (React) Oh my God, he got it! (laughs)
- What the [censored]? (group laughs)
- Is it an alligator, a fish?
- (React) Oh, he got it! - Oh!
- Ew! (both laugh)
- That felt like a clam, I don't know.
- (React) Oh, so close! (Jair yells)
Go ahead and take a look, Jaxon.
(group laughs)
- Well now, I have to wonder how many giant
Big Mouth Billy Basses you've absolutely gone ham on.
- There you go. - What the...
- Oh wow.
- I'm scared! (screams) (Jaxon laughs)
- I'm, ooh! (laughs) Hello!
- All on in there. Oh wow.
(both laugh)
- I like that you're making the whole like (smacks lips).
(Cassie smacks lips)
- Ew, come back here. - Okay.
- Oh my God, what is this?
- I wanna put it in my mouth, and I know that's weird.
(both laugh)
- Is that like cord, is that like a cord of some sort?
- Not exactly a cord.
- Would I find this at a store? - Yes!
- Is it an animal?
- (React) Yes. - Yes.
- Like a duck or a goose? - (React) Oh, you're so close!
- Ah, he's biting! He's a biter!
- Ooh! (React laughs)
- Gardening.
- This is often found in a garden! - (React) Sure!
- What the heck is this? (smacks lips)
- Flamingo! - (both) Yes!
(React laughs)
- Ooh, flamingo! - (React) Got it!
- Yeah. - Yes!
(both laugh)
- Uh, a rake? (Anthony laughs)
What the heck is this?
Oh my God! I was so off!
- (React) Welcome to the dumbest thing you guys have ever done.
- I am thrilled to be here.
- What are you about to kiss me with?
- (Benison) Oh my God, I didn't even...
- Why do you sound far away?
- Joe? - (React) Yeah?
- What the [censored]? (React laughs)
- Oh, I hear the laughing. (Cassie laughs)
- Mm.
The...
- (Jair) Ready. - You're standing!
(both laugh) - Oh my God.
- Why do you sound like you're struggling with this.
- (Benison) Here, here, here.
- I can hear it next to me, what is...
- Kiss it!
- You come here often? (both laugh)
(Benison laughs)
- Oh, this is a different part, come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is huge. This is like a plastic log.
(Cassie laughs) - What is...
- He's like really kissing it, bro.
(both laugh)
- Is it some type of doll? - (React) Uh?
- Is this a mascot?
- (React) No. - (Jair) No.
- Like a penguin foot? (group laughs)
- Is this a blow up doll? - (React) No, no, no, no, no.
- Is it a toy? - (React) No.
You have something a little bit more in common than you think.
- This is a baby, am I kissing a baby?
(both laugh)
- This is like a life size doll of some sort.
- Is it a giant egg? What?
(both laugh)
Is this a mannequin?
- (React) Yes! (laughs) - (Jair) Yes!
- (screams) Jesus [censored]!
- Oh, is this a mannequin? - (React) Yes sir!
(group laughs)
- A mannequin? (Benison laughs)
I have to put it on right. Oh.
- You have to put it on right?
- This is payback.
- Very interesting.
- Just pucker up. - Pucker up?
(Jaxon laughs)
- Alright, ooh. Oh! (gasps)
- Is it a toy? - Yeah.
- Wait. - Don't be shy now! (laughs)
- Go!
- Did you strap something on? - No!
(Jair laughs)
- There it is, nice and easy.
- (React) Oh no.
- A glove? - Well, oh, yeah, it is a glove!
(Jaxon screams) - (React) Oh!
(Nicholas laughs)
- Wait, is that a horse sound?
- No, you did, not me. - Oh, did I, did I?
- That was you! (laughs) - Yikes.
(React laughs) (Benison smacks lips)
- Girl, you need to stop. - (React) This is a different video.
- Toes. - (React) Toes!?
- Animal, vegetable, mineral? - No.
- No! (laughs) Son of a bitch!
- Is it green? - Yes!
- Oh, it's green? - It's green!
- One, two. - They're fists, they're fists.
- Yes? - (React) Yeah?
- Blue, green. - Green!
- Green? - Green.
What green fists...
- Hulk smash? - (React) Yeah!
- Hulk smash!
- Big green fists. - Thor, Thor, Thor!
- (React) What!? Two!
- Hulk, Hulk, Hulk! (bell rings)
- Am I kissing like a Spider-Man?
- (React) No. - No.
But what if he was green?
- (gasps) Oh, a Hulk fist!
- (React) There you go! - There it is!
(Benison screams) (group laughs)
- We both have a... (laughs)
- Why are you laughing?
- That's cold. Are those handcuffs?
- Lock me up and throw away the key.
- This is cold.
- Stop right there, yeah it's very cold.
Stop right there, okay! (laughs)
- Why...
- Mm. - (React) Give a big ol' smooch.
- Mm. (Benison laughs)
- Is that a wrench?
- Yeah! - (React) Yeah!
- Yay! - Woah, hey!
- Is it a tool? - Oh yes!
- (React) Oh!
- Oh, oh, is this a... - It's a tool, it's a tool, guess.
- This is a wrench?
- (React) Yeah! - Yes!
- Okay. (laughs)
- Is this like a wrench? - (React) Yeah, got it!
- Yeah! - Is it really?
- Yeah! - (React) Good lord, Kiss Master!
- Why are you so good at this?
- Woah! (laughs)
- I feel like you can get it.
- Okay, let's go, let's go!
- Boom. (React laughs)
Okay.
- (React) Kiss commence.
- Another plastic? - Mm, are these,
no, they're not made of plastic?
♪ (smooth jazz music) ♪
- Football. - What? (laughs)
- I love football.
- What the... - You just kissed a plastic...
- It feels like a football? - (React) Yo! (laughs)
- Are you kidding me?
- Well, tilt your head down, why are you looking at the ceiling?
- I don't know! (both laugh)
- There it is, first date. There you go.
- Ooh, it's a baseball glove!
- No. - (React) No!
- It's, ooh, a football, a football! - There you go.
- (React) Yes it is, you're just giving 'em away!
Do you think you would've got it
if you didn't kiss the threads right away?
Like, if you were just kissing leather.
- No, 'cause this feels like a basketball too.
- Oh!
- (React) You kiss a lot of basketballs?
- (laughs) You know.
- We're getting better! - Good shit!
Good shit! - We're getting better!
- Oh my!
- Why do you have such big reactions to these things?
- (React) Don't just rub your face, you give it a kiss!
- (kisses) Mmm.
- Pucker up, buttercup!
- Tennis ball.
- (kisses) Oh my God, I hate the way that feels.
(both laugh)
- It's not like a mango. It's like a...
- Smaller.
- Is it a peach? - No.
- Kiwi. - Yep!
- (React) Oh, Jaxon, coming back in hot!
(both yell)
- (React) What?
- Oh, is that kiwi? - (React) Oh, he got another one!
- That's my favorite fruit! - Yo!
- I know this, I know this, I know this.
- (React) Just start saying fruit! - It's green on the inside.
- Kiwi. - Yeah!
- I have kiwis and mangoes and passion fruit,
like those are my babies.
I'm not surprised at all that I got this.
- Woo! We are killing it now!
- Yeah, bro.
- I've only ever really eaten kiwi at like a continental breakfast.
- (React) Ooh, bougie.
- Well, I mean, traveling for funerals.
Why did I take it so dark? - Wow!
- No! (laughs)
- Yo, what? - No!
- Dude, no!
- (React) There you go.
- Alright, let's get it. (baby laughs)
- Oh my God!
- What is this? What am I kissing?
- You tell me.
- Foot! - Ah?
- Oh, okay. Mmm, wait.
Ooh!
- What, is this some plastic?
- It's made of plastic, yes. - Um...
- Let me kiss the bottom of it. (React laughs)
Let me, give me the top, and give me the bottom.
- It's like a toy, it feels like it's wearing a costume.
- What is this?
What am I puckering up on right now?
What is this? Is that a toy?
- Yes!
- Okay, that's my hand. - (React) Oh God!
- Wait, did I kiss your hand? I am so sorry.
- Well, we've become close. (both laugh)
- That's the top of it. It's kinda smooth, right?
- It's a toy? - It is.
- Is it a baby toy? - Yeah!
- (React) Yeah, buddy!
- You just made out with a baby.
- Feet! - Yeah.
- Feet, it's a toy, it's a toy, person.
A baby! - (React) Yes!
- A baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby!
- Yes. (laughs)
- Okay, I'm blowing a bull, bull, bull man.
- (React) No. (laughs) - Okay.
Okay, is it, put it on my mouth again!
(React laughs)
(laughs) It's okay to have...
Okay, what are you?
Oh, a baby doll! - (React) You son of a!
(both laugh)
- (React) Present kissable object.
- Mm, is that metal? Ah!
(both laugh)
- What the... That felt like metal.
- It's okay.
- It pushes!
- You go with it how you will. (both laugh)
- (gasps) Trumpet. - (React) Yeah, buddy!
- Oh! Oh my gosh!
(both laugh)
- Oh wait. - Wait.
- I know what this is! - What?
- Hello, oh, is this like a French horn, like a trumpet?
- (React) Aw, you got it! (both laugh)
- Oh!
- That's a trumpet.
- (React) Oh! (both laugh)
(explosion echoes)
♪ (Jair mimics trumpet) ♪
- Let me see. - Oh yeah, you do it so good!
- Huh? (both laugh)
♪ (trumpet music) ♪ - Oh!
- (React) Yes!
- It takes practice.
♪ (trumpet music) ♪
- (React) You played, huh? - I did.
(React laughs)
♪ (trumpet music) ♪
(trumpet sputters) (both laugh)
- I can like blow that for hours.
(both laugh)
- (React) That's gonna probably make the cut.
- Definitely making the cut. - Definitely making the cut.
(both laugh)
- Does she have to have the name of it?
- (React) I want the name, yep. - Ugh.
- 'Cause I don't... - You want the name?
- I don't even know the name of this.
- You don't know the name of this?
- Like, what do you call this?
(Cassie laughs)
(Cassie screams)
(both laugh)
- I feel like if you describe it really well enough to me,
I'll give you the point.
- Oh, okay, I'm done, I'm done.
(both laugh)
- (React) You are not master of points, sir!
- I'll advocate to give you the point.
- Is it a toothbrush?
- (React) No. - No.
(Jair screams) - I'm...
- (screams) What is it?
- What the...
Come here, come here.
Is it like those pens with those crazy like hairs on the front?
- No, but like nice realm.
(Cassie giggles)
- Is that a real laugh? - It really tickles!
- That's how big it is.
- It's one of those things that people play with
that like stretches out.
- Huh? - (React) Huh?
- Is it keychain?
- I mean, I guess you could put this on a keychain.
- It's um...
- It's shaped like a stress ball,
but it has like all these little tentacles coming out,
but it's like plastic, but it has like a hard thing in the middle,
I think that you can like push around.
- (React) Well, okay, oh my gosh. Do I...
- I just don't know the name.
- Okay, it's a Koosh ball! - (React) Yes it is!
(both laugh)
- Koosh? - (React) Got it, Koosh!
- It's a Koosh ball. - It's a Koosh ball?
- It's a Koosh ball. (React laughs)
- (React) Rhymes with swoosh, starts with a K.
- Koosh? (React laughs)
- This is on some Jimmy Fallon type ish.
- What in God's name?
- Whose closest did you raid?
- (React) Some of the closet we raided was Vat19!
Say thanks, Vat19!
- Thanks Vat19! (React laughs)
- It's soft.
- Is it a stuffed animal of some kind?
- (React) Incorrect.
- Is this a cleaning tool?
(both laugh)
- (React) That's like the second cleaning tool guess, what's...
- What, this is like a... This is like a...
- Oh God, is this a weird puppet?
- (React) Oh, getting... - Ooh.
- Is it a toy?
- Uh, kinda.
- Wait, is this a puppet?
- (React) Uh, that's, kinda.
- It feels like a teddy bear.
- Mmm!
- Is this like a Gremlin?
(both laugh) - (React) No.
- That's an eye? - Yeah.
- That's an eye?
- It's a mask, okay.
- An ear?
- (React) Yes! - Yes!
- Is it like an animal of some sort?
- Yes. - (React) Yes.
- Is it a dog?
- Yes, yeah, it's a dog mask. - (React) Yes.
Even more specific?
- Is this a puppy dog? - Oh!
- (React) Well yes, but... - We have puppy dog what?
- Oh, what?
I have to give you like the breed?
- Yeah, the breed, the breed, the breed, the breed!
- What!?
- Is this a dog? - (both) Yes!
- A pug? - (React) Yes!
- Oh, yes! - Oh!
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, it's a pug!
- (React) Yes! - Yes, yes!
- Oh, a pug! - Yes!
- (React) Yes! - Pug!
- Yes!
- How am I gonna guess this?
- Wow, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- Hi, how are ya? - Ooh.
- Is it plastic?
Woah, why is there always fabric on mine?
- Oh my God, Jaxon!
- Blah, I just inhaled it.
- What the frick?
- Is that a nose?
- (React) Oh. - Yes!
- Am I kissing like the face of the beast?
- Yes, it wouldn't be the nose it would be...
- The tail? (React laughs)
- It's a toy? - I guess.
- Uh, the, leopard?
- No. - (React) No.
- What else shares like a forest with a bear?
Oh my God! - Forest with the bear?
- Yeah!
- Monkey! - No!
- (React) Monkey? - I said forest, not jungle!
- Hippo?
- (screams) What is that? - Half cat, half dog, you know?
- (screams) What is that? (React laughs)
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mmm. - Ooh, okay.
Is this a wolf head?
- Water buffalo? (React laughs)
- Oh, I know what it is. - (React) What is it?
- It's a fox! - Yes!
- A fox! - Yes!
- Yes! (both laugh)
- Well the song isn't what does a wolf say?
- ♪ What does the fox say ♪ (group laughs)
- (React) And because Jaxon did not get fish,
Jair wins by one point!
- Bro, we were neck and neck. (air horn blares)
Oh, that's right, the one! - We're done with this episode.
I'm so glad!
- (React) The score from 5 to 4, Anthony is the stronger lover!
- Wow!
Ah, you could tell, look at those lips!
- (React) Alright, Nick, Cassie, you guys have tied,
because you helped each other cross the finish line every single time,
so we're gonna do a tie breaker!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ (crowd cheers)
- Oh shoot.
- (React) Throw on your blindfolds.
You are both gonna kiss the same object at the same time.
First one to guess it gets the win!
- Kiss each other! - Yeah. (laughs)
Okay, oh, is this it? - Mm, are we going?
- It's a watermelon. - (React) He got it!
- What!? (crowd cheers)
Within one second!
- The champ is here!
- (React) Well, you're almost done, because Jair won,
she doesn't have to do the punishment,
and you do, my friend.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
Jaxon, as your punishment, you need to kiss one more object.
- A watermelon so juicy. Lips are just as sweet.
Kiss it if you dare. - (React) Oh.
- And you'll get a little treat.
- So many hammers, so many nails,
but you're the only hammer I'd ever nail.
(record scratches)
- (React) Alright then, nope, nope, nope.
- Oh! (both laugh)
- So many things to say, so sweet,
I kiss your feet. Mwah!
- (React) Yay! - Baby Grogu.
- (Jaxon) Ah, no!
- Thank you guys so much for watching!
Jesus, Jaxon!
Make sure you like and subscribe, okay, you're gonna have to...
- Get out of the room!
- I don't know, honestly.
- Don't get excited! - I was just joking.
I'm like blind guessing over here,
like Rain Man. - First guess!
- Ah, that's a rainbow trout from July 4th, 1984. (laughs)
- (React) You're kissing Rain Man. - Is it a... (laughs)