(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] It's The Marshmallow Show.
(cheers and applause)
- Welcome back to The Marshmallow Show.
We have a fun-tastic show in store for you this week
because I'm gonna learn how to sing, yay!
- What?
You're gonna learn to sing?
Right here, right now?
- Sure am.
- Uh, call me crazy but I'm pretty sure learning to sing
is really difficult and takes a really long time.
- But Marshmallow doesn't have much time,
Kitchen's Got Talent auditions are tomorrow.
(audience gasps)
- Isn't that a show for people who actually have talent?
(audience boos)
- Ignore old Joe Marshy, let's see what you got.
Sing a low note.
♫ La ♫
- Now sing a high note.
♫ La ♫
- That was,
- Probably the worst thing I've ever heard.
(audience boos)
- Now let's say that it was promising.
- [All] Yay!
- You're going to make it on Kitchens Got Talent for sure
Marshmallow.
(audience ahs)
- Thanks Shroomy but just in case I brought a guest in
to help me sing even better, everyone please welcome
our very talented guest, Mirand Sings.
Yay, thanks so much for agreeing to help me out Miranda.
Please introduce yourself to the folks at home.
- My name is Miranda Sings
and I'm a famous Youtube celebrity, I can act, sing,
dance, model, magician, everything.
- Wow, your lips are so red Miranda.
Why is that?
- Because they're big and voluptuous.
If I wanna get a boyfriend then obviously my lips
need to look kissable.
So I put lots of red lipstick on to accentuate them.
- That's a great point.
I'm gonna be on Kitchen's Got Talent.
Maybe I could try some of that lipstick?
- I was just about to suggest that
'cause you don't look really good so.
(audience laughs)
Just try this.
It looks really good.
- Really?
I look good?
- You look beautiful.
(audience ahs)
- You look horrible.
(audience boos)
Now wipe it off before somebody sees you.
- Well, we've covered fashion,
can you teach me how to sing now Miranda?
- [Audience] Yeah.
- Probably not because I can tell you're not very talented.
(audience boos)
But I can certainly try, so just try singing like this.
(sings)
(audience laughs)
- No that was awful.
Here try it with more of vibrato so.
(sings)
(audience laughs)
Shake your head for vibrato.
(sings)
(audience laughs)
That was still really bad, try higher.
(sings)
(audience laughs)
- Ow my ears.
- Um Marshie, I think that note was so high,
it attracted a bunch of dogs.
- Hey wolves, get, get out of here.
Shoo.
- Okay maybe you should try something that a lot
of celebrity's use these days, it's called lip syncing.
So try that, try lip syncing to me so.
(sings)
(audience laughs)
See now you sound a lot better.
- I didn't expect to master singing so quickly,
you're a great teacher Miranda.
Let's move on to some hard hitting questions,
here we go, green or pink?
- Green.
- Sun or fun?
- Fun.
- Drugs or hugs?
- Neither.
- What does this inkblot look like to you?
- It looks like peanuts
and milk
after that one time where we had a family dinner
and we had too much of it and then you know what happened
after that, so.
- You guys had a peanut and milk party?
- Well of course.
Doesn't everybody?
- Yeah, what's something you like?
- I like cats.
- No way me too.
- I also like cats!
Yay!
- A cat could eat you so fast.
- Really?
How fast?
- Like this (slurps)
- Yay!
Now tell me Miranda, do you have any tattoos?
- [Audience] Yeah?
- Of course not, I do not have tattoos.
- Really, 'cause I have a tattoo of you.
- Really?
Where is it I wanna see it.
(audience laughs)
Oh, looks great.
- Back to more questions, yay!
Miranda if you could ride a unicorn to anywhere in the world
where would you go?
- The garage.
- Let's have a smile contest.
- Easy, I will win so fast.
Ready, go.
(audience laughs)
- You win.
- I know (chuckles).
- Yay, do you have any stupid human tricks you can do?
- Um no I don't, I have a lot of amazing human tricks
I can do, like watch this, I can make myself disappear.
(audience gasps)
Abra Cadabra, Ala Kazaam.
- Wow! - Wow.
Where'd she go Marshmallow?
- I don't know.
- There she is.
She's alive.
Yay!
- Gotcha.
It's a magic trick.
- Thanks so much for coming in and teaching me to sing
where can the audience see more Miranda Sings?
- I'm up to a lot of things these days,
I'm on tour, but you can find all my stuff
on my Youtube channel, MIRANDASINGS08 or you can find me
on mirandasings.com so, obviously that's what you should do.
- Thanks Miranda, bye.
Yay!
Oh, that was great.
And best of all now I know how to sing.
- Actually, I got some bad news Marshmallow.
- What's that?
- The Kitchen's Got Talent people just called
they were watching the show and they said
you shouldn't even bother auditioning.
(audience gasps)
I'm sorry.
- Ah, well that's too bad,
- Don't worry Marshmallow, I'm sure things'll work out.
(phone rings)
Hello?
Really?
That's great news!
Marshmallow those were people from Dogs Got Talent.
- Really?
- They loved your singing, they want you on their show.
(cheers and applause)
- Maker perfect sense.
- [All] Yay.
- I better practice.
(sings)
(screams)
- Watch where you're going.
- Can you rap about rainbows?
- Give me a beat, drop that beat.
(beat boxes)
Do it, do it, rainbows, you are what in it,
get that rainbow, get it what.
- Yay.
- I just came up with it on the spot too.