♪♪♪
- Oh, my God, we're back!
Our summer started out with so much bad blood
that not even a 17-page email
could fix it.
- We have some things to work out.
- Not in front of everybody else.
- Some sh--. Heh!
- Are you ----ing cuckoo, Danielle?
- Thank you. Stop.
- But, thankfully, we worked out our differences,
and housemates old and new came together
for one kickass summer.
It's snowing!
- Hey!
- Where did Jordan go?
Ahh!
Jordan was a southern charmer right out of the gate.
- I wanna get lucky tonight. So--
- Catching...
then releasing Danielle.
- Do I wanna bring her home to my mom? No.
- Almost immediately.
- That's what I'm say--
- But, soon, he was nothing but lies.
- I almost took home a hooker last night.
- Confusion.
And boner problems.
- Why would you go around telling people
that you have a problem getting it up?
- Stop talking about my dick!
- Danielle quickly put the Jordan drama behind her.
- Why are you so good at throwing axes?
- And got chummy with Max.
- You guys, I had sex last night.
- While Hannah overcame boy drama of her own.
- I didn't know that a guy
could make you lose your self-esteem.
- And got serious with Dave.
- My biological clock is ticking.
No, I'm just kidding. [laughing]
- Not so lucky in love, Lindsay's fling flatlined.
- Why are you mad at me?
- Not so much with Paige and Carl.
- Do you wanna propose?
- I mean-- [laughing]
- They played one heck of a game of cat and mouse.
- They went from the pantry, to the vines,
but never made it past first base.
- I haven't had sex in three months.
- But that-- what?!
- I don't have to (BLEEP) every guy that I meet.
- So, Carl found someone else.
- Paige, this is Kirsten.
- And so did Paige.
- Do you do this before every date?
- So, you really like this guy.
- 'Til she got a taste of her own medicine.
- But I don't care what anyone says.
I still think they wanna go to the bone zone.
[chuckles]
As for me and Amanda, we had some really low lows.
- You seem sad. What's wrong?
- There's, like, a rumor going around
that, uh, I hooked up with some chick.
- Did that happen?
- In April, I was having plenty of nights
where I was selfish.
- I have been the best,
most amazing ----ing girlfriend.
You don't deserve me.
- But some even higher highs.
I bought a ring.
- Oh, my God!
- But I'm starting to realize that relationships
aren't so simple.
How did we ----ing get here?
- You-- this is how we got here.
- And now I'm being told to pump the brakes.
- Maybe it's not the right time to propose.
- I thought I was gonna propose next weekend.
- Why are you so sad?
- But now I'm not so sure I can propose at all.
♪ We never stop ♪
♪ living the fast life from sunset to sunrise ♪
♪ let my loving take you over ♪
♪ I know of a place now ♪
♪ I'll show you the way ♪
♪♪♪
- Thank you for helping me.
- Of course. - Whoo!
[laughing] Oh, no, we're stuck.
- I think-- [grunts]
It's not gonna go over that bump.
Where do you want this bad boy?
- I wanna put it on that side.
- This is a nice office.
- Welcome to Hubb House!
- Great. Congrats.
[laughing]
- You can undo this, my little good smelling--
- You need good fengshui.
Well, making big moves. It's pretty impressive.
- I started Hubb House PR two years ago
from my apartment.
Welcome to Hubb House.
Rihanna, you know Christina.
- How are you? Yeah.
How are you? - Nice to see ya.
- I've doubled my clients in the last year,
and I just hired a new full-time employee.
My love life might be a complete fail,
but my business is soaring.
Well, how was your week, Carl?
- Good. Honestly, like,
I've been thinking about Kirsten a lot.
- You look great. - Thanks.
I really like her a lot. - You do?
- I honestly, like, kinda wanna, like, date her.
- Like, make it official? - Yeah.
- That's pretty-- that's pretty big.
- It's pretty cool.
- Is she gonna come out this weekend?
- Yeah.
I wanna prove to her that I'm really, like, legit.
This weekend would be a really great way to, like,
just look her in the eye
and tell her I wanna be with her,
like, really be with her.
- Carl wants so desperately to be
in a relationship.
And trust me, I've been there.
But I've learned that I can't just settle
for somebody who's not right for me.
Whoo!
Cheers to Hubb House,
and maybe Carl getting a new girlfriend.
- Yeah!
[phone ringing] - Hi, babe.
- Hey.
So, right now, I'd say we're at, like,
40 to 50 RSVPs, which is great.
- Okay.
- We always know that people flake.
It's the last week of summer.
- Yeah.
- Amanda and I have made a ton of progress
on Loverboy.
- Is this the final product?
- It matches my nails.
- Oh, my God, it looks like I'm starting an actual company.
The next step is to raise a bunch of money,
so I can bring it to market.
I talked to the venue. - Uh-huh.
- Everything is accounted for.
- Okay.
- So, I'm hosting an event for my friends
and my friends of friends to see if they wanna invest.
- I'm excited for my parents to see it,
like, in this element.
- Well, obviously, I haven't had a chance to break the ice
with your parents.
- Yeah. I mean, timing's not ideal,
but, you know, they're coming
to support me and our baby.
- I'm just so happy and excited
that they're gonna be here for this.
I haven't spoken to Amanda's parents
since they found out that I cheated on her.
- That's it for me.
- But I've been thinking,
and I am desperately in love with Amanda,
and I want to make her my wife,
and if that means asking her dad
permission to marry her,
not knowing what he's gonna say
or let alone if he's even gonna talk to me,
it's worth it.
All right, love ya.
- Love you, too. Talk to you later.
[siren wailing]
♪♪♪
♪ I hope you're ready 'cause it's gonna be a good night ♪
- Is everything upstairs? - Yeah.
All we gotta do, is set up.
I'm already sweatin'.
- How are you feeling about today?
- I'm pretty stressed,
but I believe that the two of us
can pull this off.
- I hope so.
- This is the hibiscus lime.
Oh, that's got a nice little kick.
- Mmm.
- Hey!
- Hey, there they are.
- Hello, sweetie. How are you?
- Good. Thank you. - Good.
- Hi, papa. - Hey.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Muah.
- Nice outfit.
- Subtle, right?
- All right, I'm gonna go change.
We're gonna take this to the bathroom.
- Take it-- take it to go.
- Can you come with me? - Okay.
Oh, that's good.