From stinky ass-wipers, to proposals at McDonald's, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the dumbest things we've seen customers
do- Part 2. I'm Doopie and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by "31stcentury". Melissa was working in a department store
once when a woman walked up to her and started shouting. Melissa asked her to calm down and
explain what the problem was. With a raised voice, the woman told her there was no toilet
paper in the women's toilets, and she was forced to wipe her own butt using her her hand and had
spent the last 10 minutes cleaning her hand. Everyone went silent in the store as the woman
shouted, "I CAN STILL SMELL THE POO." Then, for some reason, she waved her hand in Melissa's
face, touching the tip of her nose. She called for the manager before running to the toilet
to vomit everywhere. Fortunately, the manager sent Melissa home early that day.
Number 9 was submitted by "KoolFireWolf978". The worst customer Hellbent ever served was
a guy who walked into the grocery store and immediately started to piss and shit EVERYWHERE.
When anyone tried to stop the customer, he would beat them up. He took off all of his
clothes and walked around like nothing was wrong. Hellbent approached the customer and
said, "Dude, you need to put some clothes on RIGHT NOW." But instead of putting his
clothes back on, he covered himself in snacks that were in the aisles. Hellbent walked up
to him and grabbed the crazy guy in a headlock before throwing him out. Luckily he never
returned to that supermarket ever again.
Number 8 was submitted by "Davidtheballer" A few years ago, MKyleM was working at a store
that sold cameras. One day, a woman came in yelling that she wanted a refund for a camera
because all of the pictures it took were completely black. He asked her to show him how she took
the pictures, when he noticed that she left the lens cap on. He showed her this, and took
a picture showing that the camera indeed worked fine. Instead of thanking him or taking her
new photography skills home, she aggressively accused MKyleM of using "witchcraft". He told
her that he was unable to give her a refund on the condition of witchcraft and she left
the store yelling to herself.
Number 7 was submitted by "lik5555". When Slapped Ham was 19, he was working at
a grocery store when a woman approached him with a gallon of ice cream. She called Slapped
Ham a pig - hehehe - and said that the ice cream he sold her was making her son sick. She claimed that
her son only ate ice cream 4 TIMES A DAY. Slapped Ham told the woman that it's very
unhealthy to eat that much ice cream every day, but instead of listening, she screamed
that it had milk in it, so clearly ice cream is good for you. He sighed and gave her a
refund for the ice cream, but she wasn't satisfied and reported him to the manager.
The manager told her she was stupid and banned her from the store. She deserved that.
Number 6 was submitted by "RoxStarRox". Cidius was once serving a customer when he
looked out the window to see two people parking a golf cart in the parking lot. The man stepped
out of the golf cart and proceeded to take off his pants and throw them into the golf
cart and ran into the store. The passenger was a little girl who got out of the cart
and ran after him. Everyone watched as the little girl was screaming for the man to put
his pants back on, however the man refused. The girl then tackled the man to the ground
and forced him to put his pants on. Then, she grabbed onto his hand and managed to pull
the man out of the store. They haven't been around the store since then.
Number 5 was submitted by "Oh_Shit_Wadduppp". When Andie once worked in a clothing store,
a pair of customers walked into the store, grabbed a few expensive shirts and walked
up to the counter. They looked at her and said, "Hey, Idon't wanna spend money. so could
I have these shirts for free?" When Andie said no, they looked like their brains exploded.
"But please? I don't want to spend money." She refused again, so they picked up the shirts
and just sort of put them back on the pile of other shirts. They looked super disappointed
and walked out of the store. Andie stood there, completely confused by what just happened.
Number 4 was submitted by "TheJG_Rubiks64". Honeybits was at the gym once, finishing up
after a workout. She was getting a drink from the vending machine near the front desk and
could hear a customer making a complaint. A very large man was standing at the counter,
demanding a refund because he hadn't lost any weight. The clerk at the desk told him
he was sorry to hear it and asked how long he had been coming to the gym. The huge man
replied, "I've been here for a WHOLE DAMN HOUR." Apparently he expected to be an athlete
in a single hour. Honeybits held her laugh until she got outside of the building.
Number 3 was submitted by "Darkwolf2200". Grgak once worked at a large department store
that sold a wide variety of things. One day a woman walked up to the counter and told
him she wanted a refund for two 'adult toys' she had purchased. He explained that for a
refund, she would need to bring the items in for inspection. To his shock, she reached
between her legs and pulled out two vibrators: one from each hole. She then placed them down
on the counter and told Grgak that she wanted a refund because they didn't work. He was
speechless as he backed away slowly and then ran to find a manager to deal with the insane
woman.
Number 2 was submitted by "aprilfrenzy". Pringle worked at a McDonal'd when he was
much younger. While working the front counter one day, a couple came up to order. The guy
said, "I'll have two McDoubles," then casually turned to the girl, pulled out a ring box,
and said, "Will you marry me?" Pringle was in total shock as he finished taking their
order. And for some reason he couldn't understand, she said yes. Proposing to your girl while
in the line at McDonald's, that's really setting the standard for your marriage.
1 - NARRATOR'S STORY
Huge thanks to the people over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories!
We have another question for you: What's the weirdest thing you've seen a kid do at school?
Let us know in the reddit page link below and you might be featured in a future countdown. :)
Thank you so much for watching and I'll see you soon!