Penalty Shoot-Out Premier League vs
La Liga Wagwan Jose
Wagwan Arsene Wagwan guys
Martin Tyler?
I don’t suppose you have a job going?
Ow No we do not!
Oh…
You’re more washed than an adult-movie-star’s privates!
Oh, there was no need for that, Jose Haha!
Here comes Erling Haaland…
Creator of the second funniest run in world football!
Who is number 1?
Raheem Sterling!
Premier League footballer and motion capture artist for the
velociraptors in Jurassic Park!
HAHA!
Let’s go hair-do Here comes Haaland… goal!
YES!
That’s for Kevin!
First up for La Liga is Antoine Griezmann…
Thank goodness he stopped doing those silly little dances
That will be the Ritalin Haaland now Griezmann?
Is this a penalty shoot-out or Stupid Hair Day?
Ha
Hey, Antoine!
YES Check this out!
WAHEY!!!
gasp Oh, he’s sledging him about the World Cup
final!
But it hasn’t worked!
YEAH!
The Ritalin has worn off and Antoine is dancing again!
You call that dancing?
No, but…
Taylor Swift does She’s dancing like she needs a poo…
Haha Salah is next for the Premier League…
More like the Europa League…haha Liverpool vs Madrid - I hope Mo doesn’t
say the R word…
Time for revenge!!!
He said the R word.
He’s missed.
SAVED!
Told you…
That does it!
I’m moving to the Saudi Pro League!!!
It’s Robert Lewandowski to give La Liga the lead
Good luck Robert!
Thanks Thomas Hey Robert, why do Poland have the worst public
toilets in the world?
Your sledging won’t work on me Because they’re always “occupied”
GASP YELLOW CARD!
What for?
Offensive World War 2 jokes!
Apologies Mein Fuhrer One more and you’re off!
VAMOS!
I wasn’t even looking!
Tough titty!
1-2!
GO LEWY!
This is bull pips!
The Dark Arts of Martinez are not working so far…
To be fair, he didn’t see it…
Well we’ve all been there…
Up steps Bruno Penandes goal!
What?
He hasn’t even taken it yet!
YEEEEEEEES!
Told you!
It’s Jude Bellingham next for La Liga I wonder what brickhousery Martinez has planned
this time…
GASP PFFT hahaha
SACRE BLEU!
Straight red!
That wasn’t me!
Then who was it Emiliano?!
Him!
OOPS!
Silly me!
I WAS JUST TRANSPORTING THAT GIRDER TO ANFIELD FOR OUR
NEW STAND.
I HOPE IT DIDN’T HIT ANYONE.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Okay, fair enough.
Red card rescinded…
Up steps Bakayo Saka - wide!
What, he hasn’t even taken it yet!
YES!!!!
No not again!
Told you…
I don’t know what’s worse, Bakayo Saka’s penalty record or his
Face in the new FIFA Vinicius can give La Liga the lead…
GASP PFFT, hahaha
SACRE BLEU AGAIN!
WHAT THE - HIM AGAIN!
OOPS!
SORRY!
I WAS JUST TRANSPORTING A REPLACEMENT GIRDER TO ANFIELD
FOR OUR NEW STAND AND IT DROPPED OFF AGAIN.
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?
I HOPE IT DIDN’T HIT THE GOALSCORER FROM THE
2022 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
WOW!
Klopp’s girder dropped off quicker than his team
HAHAHA!
What a burn!
Harry Kane will take the 5th penalty For King and country - and the Bayern Munchen scouts…
GUTEN TUG THOMAS!
Good luck Harry!
DANKE THOMAS!
Don’t mess it up Harry!
I won’t Thomas!
HERE GOES NOTHING!
BOO! ARGH!
KANE MISSES!
Daniel Levy?!
SURPRISE!
You messed it up, Harry I’m aware of that Thomas
Should we go, Thomas?
Ja, let’s go Thomas No, please Thomas!
And Thomas!
THOMAS AND THOMAS!
See you next season, Harry!
So it all comes down to this…
La Liga can win the shoot-out If Dua Lipa scores
That’s Edinson Cavani you idiot…
Oh, you know I did think putting Dua Lipa on the 5th penalty was a tad strange…
Here, take this Edinson You might need it…
Erm, okay…
That’s the second helmet I’ve seen today…
Come on, come on…
BOOOO!!
You’re worse than Weghorst!
Go!
Good luck Caitlyn Jenner!
SECOND YELLOW!
What?
YOU’RE OFF!
No, please There will be no transformerphobia on my watch!
I'm not trans...
But GO!!!!
Oh twit…
Carry on, Edinson YOU MEAN WE CAN’T EVEN PUT SOMEONE ELSE
IN GOAL?
No you can’t…
Errrgh.
VAMOS!
Now I know how it feels to be English…
See you next time for another awesome penalty shoot-out
The way things are going it will be the Premier League vs the
SAUDI PRO LEAGUE
Goodnight!
Mi gaan, bredren