- What's happening, Roaches?
Today, we're dropping in to Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout.
Look at the little jelly bean people.
Roach is in the house, and he's ready to rumble.
Look at me, kinda looks like Driply.
Hey, I kinda sound like him too.
Outta my way, wolf dude, and don't you even
think about it, mango with a pirate hat.
Joke's on you.
Pepto Bismol is my favorite kind of smoothie.
This just gets me fired up.
Get back in the sauce where you belong, Chick-fil-A.
Ah, the storm's closing in, I mean,
the walls are spinning.
Don't get distracted, Roach, eyes on the prize.
These doors open like the one at the old grocery stores.
Remember when we used to go places?
Breaking up with your significant other in an Ikea?
Trying not to throw up in disgusting public bathrooms?
Ah, those were the days.
I miss you, Roachina.
Run, little buddy, only a few spots left,
don't let the stacks of little Skittles scare you.
Anybody else hungry all of a sudden?
Back off, pigeon.
No bird can stop the Roach.
We did it, Roaches.
After all these years, finally, I've qualified.
I'd like to thank my mom, and my grandpappy.
- We're proud of you, Roach.
- That guy is a hot dog.
Ooh, hot air balloons.
The next game up is Hoarders.
I've been preparing my whole life for this one.
Just ask my drawer full of fidget spinners
and coins I've collected from 1945.
Okay, team yellow, let's grab those balls.
And yes, I'm committed to that statement.
Woo-hoo!
What are you doing? We had it.
Come back here, you devil bull.
Spike, set, volleyball something.
You get the idea, just keep that ball yellow, friends.
Sure, you could vote red or blue,
but why not join us in the yellow party?
Free balls for every jelly bean humanoid.
Our party motto is, "Free to play."
Yeah Apple, we're watching you.
Someone turned up the gravity.
These giant balls are like my family,
the closer I get, the more I push them away.
Honestly, if I had to pick an eternal punishment,
rolling a ball up a hill doesn't sound too bad.
Am I crazy?
Blue is kicking our butts, but we're
not out of this yet, yellow boys.
Dive, dive, dive, hit it with your head.
Not today, blue guy.
Are you guys gonna help, or just
stand there and make chicken noises?
Ah, we're so close.
10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,
we got the lead, hang on.
Qualified again.
We're halfway to victory.
One thing my jelly bean and I have in common
is we both wear the heck out of striped pants.
Looking sharp, pal.
And then, there were 23.
The game, Block Party.
The prize, a one way ticket to the final round.
Strap in, sports fans, this game could go fast.
Ah, always important to stretch before a battle.
Don't mind me, just hanging out, minding my own business.
I heard of the walls closing in, but this is ridiculous.
No thank you, I am not going down that easy.
My arch nemesis, hot dog man.
He's always a step ahead.
But don't worry, I'll catch up.
(booing)
Hey, if you don't think my comedy can cut the mustard,
then I'll knock you out, too.
I just want a hug, and not to die.
Is that so much to ask?
No team ups, wolf pups.
2.4 million subscribers have their eyes on you.
Out of the way, this is no time for a huddle.
Jump, whoo, all of my training has led to this,
all four minutes of my training.
Another one, jump.
Will some of you guys just fall already?
Come on, why win when you could get roached?
Don't lose focus, soon they'll start dropping like flies.
You're speeding up.
Anya, Caroline, help.
I'd even take a rude comment from Tanner right now.
(gentle music)
10 seconds, hang in there.
Your pants still look great, by the way.
Yes, we did it again.
Where's my million dollars?
Oh.
Down to lucky 13.
Ah, Tip Toe, a game of skill and anticipation,
and x-ray vision to see the fake blocks, that would help.
Well, they don't call me twinkle toes for nothing.
I like our odds, roaches.
Patience is key.
Luckily, I am known for my patience and careful planning.
Hands off, pal.
Social distancing is no joke.
No, the tile was real, I swear.
I'm not dead, thank goodness.
I mean, that was totally part of my plan.
Ah, not again.
Okay, nobody has qualified yet.
I can still do this.
The key to running fast is wildly flailing your arms.
It scares opponents and maintains balance.
♪ The Roach you know ♪
Jump for your life.
Woo-hoo, we did it.
Nothing can stop us now, Roach fam.
Look at that handsome avatar.
You can tell he's feeling himself
after such a spectacular performance.
This is it, the final seven, the best of the best,
the cream of the crop, the never-Tanner elite circle
who will probably secretly run the world.
There it is, Roaches, Fall Mountain,
the legendary final run.
It all comes down to this.
Now let's go take that crown.
Back off, hot dog.
I thought you got knocked out rounds ago.
Avoid these giant balls, and we can beat these clowns.
Ugh, get up, we can still win.
That's gonna set me back.
Eee, whew, rolling on.
They're way ahead of us.
Things are looking grim, Roaches.
He missed, they missed the jump.
Could it be? Got it, we did it, yes!
Oh, who would have thought, victory on the first try?
Except that time.
(gentle music)
Yeah, well, okay, so I lost a few times.
But what matters is that we are the champions now.
Ow, that one still hurts.
But victory feels so good that I am numb to the pain.
Thanks for watching, Roaches, and we also have
a special shout out to our Arcade Club members.
You guys are the best.
Drop these Roach emojis in the comments
to show your support, and let us know if you wanna see
another round of me being awesome at Fall Guys.
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Roach out.
(gentle music)