The difference in people right now.
Tyler is like dancing while eating.
Caiomhe is angrily chewing.
Lauren is dancing and not eating.
I'm waiting for water.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BLOWING SOUND]
Ugh.
It's so early.
[BELL RINGING]
Hello, Under Vlogs.
So today we're going to eat the world's largest pizza.
We're going to try, at least.
I don't know how it's going to go.
Oop.
You guys get to watch me get ready right now.
Wait.
I'll show you all the makeup I wear in one day.
I don't necessarily wear all of it.
But, bam.
I'll try and do it like the people in the commercials.
Ready?
Not worth it.
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.
Oh, I have to wait for my moisturizer to dry.
Can I have your make up?
I'll teach you how to do it.
Come back.
Let me do your makeup.
If you're ever wondering how I made my eyebrows fleeky,
that is how.
Oh now I'm taking a light color, putting it over here.
Who's that?
Oh.
It's me.
Leave me alone!
So what are you doing to get ready for this giant pizza
eating contest?
Well, I haven't eaten breakfast.
That's something.
That's true.
I'm playing PlayStation Vita, Hey.
Are you having a conversation with me or the Flaming Hot
Cheetos?
Honestly, the-- I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, love you.
Derek.
Where are you?
What is your plan of attack for the giant pizza-eating contest?
I plan on taking a nap to grow my stomach,
drinking some coffee.
And eating pizza.
Good night.
Caoimhe?
Yes.
What are you doing to make sure you're
ready for the pizza eating contest?
Well the original plan was to not eat.
But then I ended up finding stuff like this,
and that just went out the window.
So now your plan is to just eat whatever candy pops into view?
Yes.
I'm going to fix my hair and then.
Pizza time!
Yeah!
Pizza time.
Tyler?
Pizza time!
I'm so ready.
Oh my god.
OK.
So.
Are you about ready?
We're going to do the pizza challenge.
Pizza challenge!
I'm so--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
There's a car.
Sorry, car.
I'm so sorry.
Made the pizza.
I'm full prepared.
I trained for this.
Woo!
Hi, Lily!
Hi.
Hello.
Y'all ready to eat this pizza?
Yes.
Hey guys, I'm here with Super Woman and the Under Vlog crew.
We're going to try to eat the world's largest pizza.
It's not going to be successful.
Maybe it is.
That's easy.
Behold.
That is a-- that is huge.
So the challenge consists of two hours time.
And you guys all have to finish the pizza within the two hours.
We're all going to die.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
OK.
I'm going to start with this corner piece.
That's so thick.
Like excessively thick.
Oh.
This is how you get it.
All right, guys.
[INAUDIBLE]
Yeah.
Pizza already comes thick, you guys.
This is thick pizza.
It's good.
Very good, actually.
I'm enjoying this.
I can see why this is very hard.
You can say you need a break, a little break.
You already have sauce on your face.
I always have sauce on my face.
I'm having a really good time.
One slice.
We're all on our first slice.
Of course we're having a good time.
We're a minute in.
We're screwed.
Oh my god.
We're all like slowly realizing how difficult
this is going to be.
We're all slowing down and we just started.
This might be a little bit harder
than I expected it to be.
It's definitely in the thickness of the--
This is not possible.
Like, what happens is I'm getting full?
You're full?
I said getting full.
Oh.
All right.
The real question is, how are we going
to fit the leftovers in our Uber?
Here's a fun fact about this challenge, guys.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Really?
When we go home.
I just had my first piece.
The crust was intense.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah!
We're also going to have a competition
to see which one of us eats the most pieces.
So I'll keep a tally of every single time someone
finishes a piece.
[RINGING SOUND]
I literally ate one piece and I'm already
contemplating life right now.
I'm trying to think of how many slices I would realistically
eat.
I'm trying to get to 10.
I'm going to have four.
[RINGING SOUND]
Two?
Hey TD.
I'm on 3.
[RINGING SOUND]
Wow.
Derek.
Look at that.
Derek has actually made me proud.
The other side is thinner!
Guys, there's thinner slices here.
How many calories do think this entire pizza is?
I don't want to know.
Do you know how many calories?
I'm assuming it's 150 calories per slice of pizza.
We're looking at 30,000 calories.
30,000 calories?
So I'm not eating for the next year.
Hey.
You put your pizza in wrong.
And it's really bothering me.
It's not in.
I was just sitting it down.
It really, that's like, ugh.
It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
I think if we method act like we're really hungry.
Yeah, let's do this!
I can't.
I can't do it.
What slice are you on?
Two?
[RINGING SOUND]
Get it, girl.
What slice are you on?
Three.
[RINGING SOUND]
It's three.
Ding!
[INAUDIBLE]
You guys are making a dent, actually.
I feel nauseous already.
What?
I'm on my second.
I'm on my second slice.
The difference in people right now.
Tyler is like dancing while eating.
Caoimhe is angrily chewing.
Lily is dancing and not eating.
I'm waiting for water.
My strategy is to stop eating right
before I get full, because that's
the way I don't get sick.
I'm still-- I'm on my fourth now.
[RINGING SOUND]
What?
[RINGING SOUND]
Yeah.
This is my second piece.
I got a little bit cocky, thinking
I was better than anybody else.
But I got three and everybody else was not at three yet.
And now I'm slowing down.
We've two hours at this, right?
Yeah.
In two hours, I totally--
We'd throw up.
Yeah.
Yeah, but technically can't someone die if they eat this?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's why we had to sign a waiver.
Very [INAUDIBLE] possibility.
I'm so over this pizza.
That'd be exciting.
Rachel.
What are you going?
I need a break.
Caiomhe, you like you're about to either like jump or just
like swallow like four more pieces, and then just pass out.
I was contemplating life over here
and contemplating this pizza.
Why was this a good idea?
Am I cool yet?
You know what I think it is?
I think--
You're useless?
Yeah, I think so too.
Used to what?
Eating a lot of pizza?
No I think I just need to jog.
That's what I was going to say, god.
No, I'll jog away from you.
[INAUDIBLE]
Wait, are you trying to catch me?
I'm just trying to get hungry.
The issue at hand right now, guys,
is that we never got going.
So, we're slowing down at the first slice.
See, I don't know.
No, no, no.
You're slowing down.
Guys.
I feel personally attacked.
What number are you on?
This is my fifth, yeah.
[RINGING SOUND]
You're on five now?
I'm on five.
[RINGING SOUND]
I'm on five.
Are you on these?
I'm ahead of everyone.
[RINGING SOUND]
I've almost done number two.
You have a fever?
I'm-- it's making me overheat.
Right?
I don't know if I'm really cold or really hot.
I feel both.
My top half is really hot and my legs are freezing.
I have goose bumps.
Well, you are wearing shorts.
Squats?
Squats.
Making sure it comes right here.
Exactly.
All the calories would go [INAUDIBLE]..
Yes.
One, two.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Can I throw up on you?
No.
Are you sure?
Get the water.
So like don't let the angle of her hand confuse you.
This is what she actually looks like sitting here.
She's just like becoming more and more horizontal.
I know how it goes.
When you hold the camera, it's just like hey, no, no.
I'm chilling, chilling.
When you see it from someone else's perspective.
I thought we could at least do like 15 each and be bursting.
But like--
15 each?
I don't know.
I wasn't expecting it to be so thick.
I'm tapping out.
[RINGING SOUND]
I officially tap out.
I'm sorry I brought you down.
[RINGING SOUND]
So officially there's really-- in reality, three of us.
Because we know Eddie won't eat pizza.
So there is actually three of us left, guys.
It's really just two of us, because Rachel's useless.
So we really know there's only one of us, because--
I got to high five.
Thanks, guys.
Whatever, I eat for a living.
I'm so full.
To be honest, guys, I know you are all
going to hate me for saying this, but I'm not that full.
I just don't want it.
Yeah, I'm a bit over pizza.
Like, I don't know how the Ninja Turtles do this.
Ha.
Well, Caiomhe, can you still do it?
Tapping out.
Tapping out?
[RINGING SOUND]
You got this, Tyler.
You eat that pizza sandwich.
I'm secretly chanting in my head, throw up, throw up.
Don't throw up.
Don't throw up, I mean, what?
Tyler is sick.
Caiomhe is taking a nap.
Derek is yawning.
I can't.
I can't do it.
Tyler!
[RINGING SOUND]
I can't do it.
Look at all of this.
I can't do it alone.
You weren't doing it alone.
OK.
Let's pack this up.
OK.
You guys.
You got to open the trunk.
Just try the--
Are you the--
Trunk.
Guys, guys, guys.
Wait.
A better idea.
I think at an angle.
An angle.
It's going to fall.
I hear it all sliding.
Wait, wait.
What if we like?
Trunk is better.
All right.
I've got a good idea.
Let me get some rope, and like we'll tie it around.
I think we should ask for smaller boxes.
OK, everybody come on.
Fall back.
Let's go.
Retreat.
Guys, I do want to say.
I'm proud that we attempted.
I'm not.
Right?
Hang on, let me see.
Got this.
Hang on.
No, it's like, it's lift-able.
It's just.
Oh my god.
OK.
So we just got to Covenant House, California.
It's a homeless shelter.
And we have all of our pizzas.
We're going to drop them off.
But just to respect the privacy of the people who
are staying in the shelter, we're not going to film it.
So here we go.
Let's bring them some pizza.
Yeah!
[MUSIC PLAYING]