Sometimes,
I think it's important that you
avoid impropriety. Yes.
And then I think there are times,
like when you're a teacher, for example
that you have to avoid even the appearance
of impropriety.
Right. Because then you
leave yourself open to feeling exploited
because I looked at this whole exchange.
It says, "Hi, Bekky, it's Peter.
Do you have a photo you can text me?
Just wanted to be able to recognize you later tonight
when we hang out.
LOL." Yes.
And she sends a photo,
we've covered it up here. Yep.
And your response was,
"You are cute.
I have a car by the way,
do you want me to pick you up
or would you rather
get your own transportation?" Right.
Then the decoy said, "Well, what do you drive?"
'Cause Bekky wasn't Bekky,
Bekky was a decoy. Right, yeah.
So you go back and forth about what you drive,
pick up, don't pick up.
"Is she okay with you going out at night
with some random strange guy?
Do you have a curfew or anything"
She says, "I'd be sneaking out."
You said, "Ah, I see, LOL.
Also, do you have a boyfriend?"
She says, "No, LOL."
You say, "You paused a bit
before answering that question,
somewhat suspicious, LOL."
The response is, "No, just busy."
And you respond, "If you say so.
You're too young to drink, by the way, right?
I know a karaoke place that serves alcohol.
They don't check for ID.
Mm-hmm, that's right.
And the decoy says, "Oh really?
You trying to get me drunk, hehe?"
You say, "Not if you don't want to, I won't.
Ha-ha."
Okay, can I respond now? Do you want
to keep going?
No, no, please.
So, we're text messaging at this point,
and I'm not,
I'm not going into
a lot of detail with these text messages.
They're short sentences, right?
And when I sing karaoke, I sometimes have a drink or two.
So, that was my plan,
Is I might have a drink or two,
and I can't go in there with somebody
who's a minor, if they're checking for ID.
Because there's places that they won't let you in
if you're a minor
and there's alcohol being drunk there.
So I'm not offering her,
at no point did I offer her alcohol.
But you make it a point to tell her
that they don't check IDs.
Well, I knew a place, (audience applauding)
I knew a place, okay?
(audience applauding)
One other thing too is--
You know what, hold on guys.
Hey, hold on, hold on, stop talking.
If I need your help, I know right where you are.
(audience laughing)
Thank you very much.
Okay, my teaching history,
every music week, we did karaoke.
That was part of the curriculum.
One time, I had an 18 year-old student
in that group.
The other students were older.
Nobody drank, but alcohol was available.
And they did not care about the IDs.
So that's what I meant when I said I know a place,
I'm not, I've never taken a 15 year-old before
to these places,
but I wanna maybe have a drink or two.
And I'm not offering, I'm not offering it to her.
But all I'm asking is, "You are too young to drink, right?"
You know, I use Craigslist--
Mr. Rogers, you see the FBI agent sitting there?
Let me finish!
He hasn't taken his eyes off of you.
Guys, I'm either gonna excuse you from here
or you're gonna have to hold it.
Okay?
I'd just like to ask the audience--
No, you don't.
(audience laughing)
All right, okay.