(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] It's The Marshmallow Show.
- Yay!
Welcome back to The Marshmallow Show.
I'm so glad to see all of you again, yay!
- Hey Marshmallow, we've been doing a lot of these shows,
you ever gonna take a vacation?
- Hmm, that's a great idea, I should take a vacation
to somewhere I've never been before.
- Well where have you been?
- I've been to Unicorn Land, Rainbow City, Candy Land,
and Sugar Falls.
- What are you talking about?
Those aren't real places.
- They sure are, I visit them in my dreams every night.
Yay.
(audience laughs)
(sighs)
But old Joe does make a good point.
Maybe I should visit a real place on vacation.
- Where do you want to go?
- I don't know, I don't know anything about the real world
but today's guest knows a thing or two about life
on the other side of the globe.
Please welcome, Flula.
- Hi Marshmallow, oh wow it's good to be here.
- I love your accent.
Where are you from?
- Marshmallow I am from Germany, Deutschland.
- Welcome to our country, yay.
(audience laughs)
What do you like to do Flula?
- Oh I love food and music and life.
- You like food, that's great, I'm food.
Yay!
- Uh I like snicker doodles, you know,
also dogs are very nice
and sandwiches.
And techno beats.
- Oh, techno beats.
Show us, show us.
- Oh sure of course yeah.
Oh, okay, great.
(clears throat)
(beat boxes)
You know, you like travel around,
you're like inside this tunnel of lights.
- Hey Flula, do you want to go on a techno light adventure?
- Did you just name the best idea in all of histories?
- Wow.
- Whoa!
- Wow.
- Oh Marshmallow.
- Yes?
- This is the most place of my lifetime, right?
- Yeah.
- Whoa.
- Wow.
(shouts)
- Scream it with me do not be so quiet.
(ahs)
(ohs)
Yeah I feel better when you oh, ahs are okay,
ahs are nice for like dances and sa-lays
but for light adventures you need ohs.
- Okay.
(ohs)
(giggles)
- Right?
Wow how was it Marshmallow?
Did you feel it?
- I did feel it.
- Me too.
- Nope, sure didn't.
- I could barely keep myself from dancing.
Do you dance a lot Flula?
- I'm sure to dance very hard Marshmallow.
- Yay, show us some moves.
- Yeah, some tiny shakes for you.
- Yah please.
(giggles)
- You have a little bit with the shim, shim,
do you feel it?
And sometimes a little bit shake, shake left and right
and who, and who and who, is also very affective
and the hands are very nice also Marshmallow.
Have you some hands Marshmallow?
- I'm afraid I don't.
Nope.
- Oh it's great, they can touch and touch
and does food, food is nice with hands,
also making dance move.
- I'll bet, I wish I had hands.
(audience ahs)
- Me also.
- What do you mean you do have hands.
- No I mean I also I'm sad for you Mr. Mellow.
Are you a man?
Mrs. Mellow?
Frau Mellow?
Hi, Sir Mellow,
I don't, what is your genitals?
- Oh, you want to know if I'm a boy or girl.
Well the answer to that is.
- Marshmallow, an urgent call for you.
- Sorry Flula, I gotta take this.
- Oksey dokes.
- Hello?
I see.
Flula, that was my mom she's watching the show
and she just had to say that she thinks you're the greatest.
- And I agree with her.
- And so do I.
Yay.
- I love you.
And may I hug you?
Of course, I never turn down a hug.
(audience ahs)
- Excellent, come here, come here.
(groans and jumps)
- Uh oh, it's hard to hug through TVs.
- That's true.
Hurry up scientists.
- Back to the questions.
Flula, can you whistle your name?
- (Mumbles)
(whistles)
La.
- Marshmallow.
- Flu
ra.
- Now for the real hard hitting questions.
(audience applause)
- Great.
- If you could go back in time and meet one person
from history who would it be?
- I would meet me because sometimes I'm like in my brain
and I do not understand what are you saying
you're so strange?
But if I can meet me I can ask my question to me
and then me can tell me and I will know.
- And if you could go back in time and change one thing
about history what would it be?
- Oh my pants.
(giggles)
- And now for the most important question of all
which do you find scarier, a dragon
or a fire breathing pickle?
- Watch out for the pickle.
(audience applause)
Pickle is the very much danger,
Dragon who's caring.
Dragon is like the dinosaur, if it stand like this
you stand stills, dragon can not see you because of science
but a pickle have many eyes, you cannot hide from pickle,
pickle mess you up in a hot way.
(audience laughs)
Then the fire also.
- That was great.
Thank you so much for joining us today.
How can the audience see more Flula?
- I enjoy to do many things in my life
whoa.
Also you may see those things on Youtube place
at my name is Flula, so Flula like you had a flu
in Los Angeles, typey type and let's do it together.
- Yay!
Well I'd hug you goodbye but I don't have any arms.
- Ah fist bumps Mellow.
- I don't have hands either Flula.
- Oh god.
Torso bumps Mellow.
- Yay!
(audience applause)
Bye.
That's it Flula has convinced me to visit Germany.
- Yay.
- And how do you think you're gonna get there?
It's a pretty long distance for your mom to fly.
You'll probably need, I don't know, a plane ticket.
- Interesting, and how would I go about getting one
of these plane tickets?
- With money.
(audience laughs)
- Interesting and how would I go about getting one
of these moneys?
- Come on.
- Don't worry Marshmallow, maybe we can ask a favor.
Hey pilot, can we get a ride to Germany?
- I don't know, what's in it for me?
(audience ahs)
Oh what the heck, you caught me on a good day,
let's just go there now.
- What in tarnation?
- [All] Yay!
- Bye, bye, Joe.
See you soon.
(audience laughs)
- How does stuff like this always happen for you.
(shouts)
- Oh techno beats, show us, show us!
(beat boxes)
- Sh, library song, library song,
li, library song, library song.