- Okay, before we even begin,
I just want us to make sure that
no one's feelings get hurt and--
- Let's have a look at that cut Jeremy.
(all laughing)
(intense music)
- [Interviewer] Hi.
- Hi. - What's good?
- [Interviewer] How's everybody doing?
- [All] Good.
- [Interviewer] Why are you guys here?
- We're all broke, we all want one thousand dollars.
(chatting in agreement)
- We're bartenders,
these are our bar backs.
- Woo!
- The best we've probably ever had.
- He's our manager.
- Yeah, I'm the El Caputan of this ship
and I really love my employees.
(laughter)
- He does.
- [Interviewer] Who's the most talented bartender here?
- Liz and I are definitely the best of
the best bartenders
- Thank you! - What?
- Maybe if you showed up
any Saturday!
- It's slow season so I'm like,
- [Interviewer] The game is 1,000 to 1.
The six of you have to decide
who leaves here tonight with $1,000.
There are three elimination rounds
where you vote one person off at a time.
The last three people have to unanimously decide
who walks away with $1,000.
So, I'm gonna start the timer...
(ding)
Now.
- Okay, before we even begin,
I just want us to make sure
that no one's feelings get hurt and--
- Let's have a look at that cut Jeremy.
(laughter)
- All I'm saying is we've all
gotta work together tonight.
So, please let's just make it easy for us.
- I don't.
- [Interviewer] Do you guys need a shot?
- Yeah, is that an option?
- No, do not give these guys,
(laughter)
You're all fired.
(laughter)
- Time is ticking!
- All right, so what would you guys do
if you guy had a thousand dollars, like,
right here, right now?
What would you do with that money?
- Okay, this is fun.
All I'd use this money for
is rent. - Rent?
- Yeah.
I've gotta move in a while
and I've got horrible credit,
look at me.
(laughter)
I mean, I don't want roommates and--
- Why would we be your roommates?
- Yeah, why'd you point at me?
(laughter)
- Yeah, but I don't really have that good of a reason
except for wanting to beat you guys and--
- Yeah, that's pretty much mine too.
- Down payment on rent.
- If I were to get like a thousand bucks,
I'd probably buy a plane ticket back home.
I didn't get to go home for Christmas this year.
I really wanna see my dog, so...
That would be really, really rad--
- That's a cute reason.
- So, I work probably like 50 to 60 hours
and I'm trying to pay off my student debts.
I just paid off all of my credit cards
and that's why I'm working two jobs.
That's all I got, it's the truth.
- Well, I've got quite a bit of credit card debt.
And this would immediately go to that.
- What'd you get the debt from, buddy?
- School, living abroad for a while,
- You paid for school with your credit cards?
- This guy's got a masters.
- I have a masters degree in math.
- Okay.
I have a masters degree,
yeah, give me more money.
- And I had to go to Europe quite a bit during this time.
- For what? - you had--
- For school, for school.
- I'm sure you had to go to Europe
for quite a bit of time.
- And it's like,
I still had rent to pay while living here and
It's like, that builds up.
- Now I just think you're better than me.
Now I don't want to give you a thousand dollars.
- All right.
I am going to take a seat.
- Yeah, I need a thousand dollars.
(laughter)
- What's up, Soph?
- My, no, yeah.
Whatever, I don't know.
- No, say it.
Say it.
- What?
It's, no.
- We could give you a thousand dollars.
- Fuck.
No, my dog.
He just had surgery like a month or two ago.
He had a tumor in his stomach
and he has to get another one
because they didn't get the complete margins of it.
But I didn't want to say that
because it's like that stupid sob story shit.
- It's not stupid at all.
- It's working, so...
Who knew a shot of tequila and a story
about a dog dying would get to me?
- I need a thousand dollars because I am so broke.
This would nearly triple the amount of money that I have.
My cat doesn't have a tumor,
but he got a UTI a couple weeks ago
and I had to take him to the emergency room.
That was my car payment,
now my car payment's late
and my credit's going to shit.
So, I'd probably use it to pay the bill
and then maybe I would like,
can I say I would take everybody out to dinner
or is that fucked up?
- Question is where will you take us out?
- Maybe Crab Shack?
- Yo, I fuck with crab!
- [Interviewer] You guys have three minutes left.
- We could all vote.
We all write them down and put them in the hat.
- Ah, okay, okay.
I see what you're saying.
- I'm scared.
- So, we all vote one person that we want to kick off.
- Wait, can we just all agree
that we all love each other
and we'll be totally cool with each other after this?
- I won't agree to that.
- I'm writing Caren.
(laughter)
- Okay.
- One for Jeremy.
- Ooh!
Someone's trying to barback all week.
- One for me.
- All week?
- One for Darren.
Jeremy.
Sweet D.
- Ooh.
- Caren.
Oh shit, it's between the two of you.
- Okay, rock paper scissors.
Me and you.
One, two, three, shoot?
- Sure.
- [Both Men In Unison] One, two three, shoot!
- All right, baby!
- Awe.
- Buh-bye Darren!
- Awe, my heart!
- What are we gonna do?
- Is it warm over there?
- How we feeling?
- I understood.
(laughter)
- [Interviewer] Ask them who voted for you.
- Oh, I know who voted for me.
Soph wrote sweet D.
- No I didn't.
- [Darren] It was Caren.
- I didn't write sweet D.
- I don't know, either way, fuck all of y'all.
(laughter)
- [Interviewer] How do you guys feel about that?
- I feel bad.
I feel fucking bad, yeah.
- I'm pretty happy I get a full seat now.
- Matt, I'm washing zero dishes tomorrow night.
- Do you ever wash dishes?
- Are we gonna talk about work, now?
(shushing)
- [Darren] I'm out of here, I don't care.
(laughter)
- [Interviewer] Jeremy, you look stressed.
- Huh?
- [Interviewer] You look stressed.
- Oh, I'm just trying to figure out who's trying to
scrub toilets all week.
- He's gonna pull the manager card all night.
- I'm kidding!
- I'm kidding! Haha!
- [Interviewer] Okay, I'm going to start the next round.
(ding)
- So...
- All right, how are we doing this?
- I never got past the first round in my head
so I don't know where to go from here.
- I don't know either.
- Yeah.
- Do you wanna not make it past the second round?
- That's not what I'm saying, Matt!
(laughter)
Not what I'm saying!
- Darren, what do you think?
- Vote Caren off.
- What the fuck?!
(laughter)
- Why don't we vote for the person
that we most want to win that's not us.
- [Jeremy] Yeah!
- That's a great idea.
- Do you want to go first?
- No, we have to write it down.
- I thought we were writing it down!
- Let's just say it out loud!
- I think Sophie deserves it.
- Awe.
- I'm a dog guy,
so you won me over there.
- I'll vote for you because I love your dog.
- Awe.
- I'm gonna vote for Sophie also.
- I was gonna say Matt
because I know the bar back struggle right now
and it's very real.
- I'd vote for Sophie.
Yeah, bar backs stick together!
(clapping)
- Caren, Jeremy, and Liz got zero votes.
Let Soph and Matt decide the person who gets eliminated.
- I'm down.
- Who are we kicking off?
So, I'm kind of invested in all of them.
Bar back for,
Bar back for two and Jeremy's the boss.
- Exactly.
(laughter)
- Jeremy.
- That way we're even.
- That way it's all, yeah.
- Yeah!
Sorry Jeremy, kicking you out.
- It's all good.
Aye, you know what?
I ain't even mad.
- How are you feeling?
- I just appreciate everyone just always coming to work
and bringing in their best effort.
- Fucking diplomat.
- I'm being straight up real, like everyone works hard
and like, if anything, everyone here
deserves a thousand dollars.
- Totally.
- Cheers.
- Love you, Jeremy.
- Awe.
- That was cute.
(smooch)
- Awe, cute.
- Now is where it gets real.
- [Interviewer] Round three starting now,
(ding)
- We should do a plot twist like some kind of a game
that might eliminate someone that's gonna win.
- What's like a fun game?
- Where we pick?
(laughter)
- Yeah, you guys pick.
- Look at the fear in Caren's eyes from what I said.
- I'm not scared.
- Who do you want off this round?
- I'm saying Caren gets eliminated.
- Why?
Why do you guys get to decide?
- Because you don't have a cat with a UTI.
- You don't.
- [Darren] You work five days a week,
Liz is broke.
And you know what?
Because I'm still not convinced
that you didn't vote for me in the first round!
- I didn't fucking vote for you!
Yeah I did.
(laughter)
- [Interviewer] All right, we got five minutes left.
- Okay, fuck.
- Jeremy!
- Jeremy.
- Make an executive decision.
- [Interviewer] Do you want him to decide
this next round?
- Yes.
- Sure.
- He's our manager.
- Why y'all gotta make me do this all the time?
- Dude, you're the boss!
That's why they pay you the big bucks!
- I'm not being paid to be here right now
- Jeremy, come on.
- Caren, you're out.
- Why?!
(laughter)
Why?
I'm quitting after this.
- Oh my god, I'll take your shifts.
(smooch)
Caren, are you pissed?
Did you think you were gonna win it?
- No, after I heard about the dog,
I was like all right, I'm over.
- The moment she talked about the dog,
I was like fuck.
- [Interviewer] I'm gonna start the next round!
(ding)
- [Interviewer] All three of you unanimously
have to decide who walks away with $1,000.
- It would be cool if just like,
nobody got it and we all went to work.
- Would it?
- No, I'm kidding.
(laughter)
I just know I'm not gonna get it at this point
so I'm just like,
I knew the moment you started talking about your dog,
I was like, my cat's UTIs are not gonna cut it
and I was like, I'm out.
So the fact that I could like,
be involved in the winning bit
is the closest I'm gonna get to glory tonight.
We could unanimously decide
that I have the decision making power.
- I like putting it all in Liz's hands.
- You do? Well,
- Yeah, no,
like I'm inclined to do that but I'm also
scared you're just gonna shut it down.
- No, I'll pick one of you.
- I think I'm okay with it, yeah.
- I like this idea.
- [Interviewer] That's a lot of pressure on Liz.
- I think she's good. She's got it.
- All right, I can't wait to see how this goes.
- Should we like,
have them like wrestle for it or something?
- That sounds really fun.
- I don't stand a chance.
- What about, like um,
- Who's a better bar back?
- [Jeremy] Oh, we're not doing this--
We're not doing this. - Why not?
- Caren, that's messed up.
- I'm sitting on the couch,
I don't give a fuck like...
(laughter)
I'm already out.
- [Interviewer] Five minutes left.
- I want to hear a little bit more.
So, Matt, let's hear it.
- I'll give you each two hundred of the thousand.
- Can he do that?
(cheering)
- Sophie, what do we got from you?
- I'll buy all of you a bottle
of your liquor of your choice,
and take you all out to fucking dinner.
- Ooh.
- It's sad that the money is gonna have to be
taken away from the dog with the tumor
to take us all out to dinner.
We're all so selfish.
The original reason that she made it this far
is like, fuck your dog,
you can take us all out to dinner
and you'll get voted for.
That's really sad.
- I wasn't trying to do that.
Like, I came for him.
I was late today.
- Were you at the vet today?
- I was literally at the vet, like,
- Jesus.
- This is oddly convenient.
- No!
(laughter)
- [Interviewer] Three minutes.
- Well it's rough because like the moment
Sophie said something,
I thought it was going to be Sophie,
but now I'm really leaning towards Matt.
Just because, you know,
for obvious reasons.
What do you guys think?
What would you do if you were me?
- I mean, money doesn't sway me that much.
(chuckles)
I'm serious, like
if it was like a tumor or two hundred bucks,
like you can make that tonight, let's be honest.
- [Liz] Jeremy? Thoughts?
- If it were me making the decision,
I would rather spend the money on...
How would you say this?
keeping another animal alive.
- I'll give you two hundred dollars for your dog.
- Do you have a dog?
Two hundred bucks is not gonna cover
surgery like that.
- Its no you Liz--
- [Interviewer] We got one minute left.
- [Darren] It's all on you, Liz!
- All right.
I'm gonna pick...
You're okay if I make the final choice
and neither of you is going to be angry or,
- Yeah - Totally fine.
- I'm gonna pick Sophie.
Just because I feel like I have to.
(clapping)
Although I really did want that two hundred dollars.
- You feel like you have to?
- I feel like I should!
Morally and ethically pick Sophie.
- [Interviewer] Congratulations!
(clapping)
- Someone's have to help Matt clean the bar tonight.
- I have two bars to fucking clean!
- How do you feel, Sophie?
- I don't know, it's crazy.
I just, no it's crazy.
- I'm so glad you showed up, Sophie!
(cheering)
- [Interviewer] Biggest surprise for you guys?
- I didn't know Sophie had a dog.
- I didn't know Sophie had a dog either.
Do you have a dog?
- Me? are you fucking kidding me?
Here you go.
- That is a dog.
- Post-surgery dog.
- Awe.
(clapping)
- I love you.
- Congratulations.
(laughter)
- Why'd you spank me?