- Hi! - Hello!
- I'm Niki.
- And I'm--
- Wait, do it again.
(laughs) Wait, you gotta I'm--
- It's pretty fu(bleep)ing easy.
- [Together] Hi.
- I'm Niki.
- And I'm--
- Miss 2014.
- Texas.
- Hi! - Hello!
- I'm Niki.
- And I am--
- Che, bitch boy.
- Today we are doing another video in the non K-Pop
fan reacts to series.
- Another one?
- Friend, Che.
- Hey, how you doing?
It's me, Che.
- Yeah, there's a lot of movement from me, didn't like it
very much.
Basically Che has been exposed to K-Pop a lot.
I'm going to take most of the credit for that
but we've never, as far as I'm aware, sat down and watched
an actual music video with you,
apart from Blood, Sweat, and Tears.
- Yeah, you never watched a music video with me.
- Oh really? - I just know the song.
- He said he likes it.
- It's a catchy one, that BTS.
- BTS lit.
- I like that Jimin guy, he's jammin'.
He's good.
Jimin's the only person in K-Pop that I know
other than Monsta X?
- I mean, that's not a person that's a band.
- EXO. - Yeah.
- And I don't know, those white guys that we watched
earlier briefly.
- They were called The Expedition or something,
I don't know what they were called.
- Irrelevant.
- Let me just hit off short the only reason you know
Jimin is because you thought this man was hot.
- Yeah, probably.
Jimin is my bias!
- It's something that he has said before.
We are gonna show Che two music videos.
The first being DNA by BTS, it's their new single
- Off of Love Yourself Her.
- Go and stream it.
Which would you prefer, Blood, Sweat, and Tears
or Not Today?
Your choice.
- I only know Blood, Sweat, and Tears.
- So do you wanna watch the video for it.
I feel like you should watch the video.
- I only ever sweat and have blood and tears 'cause I try,
I work hard, man.
I'm on the grind every day.
I grinded for this video right now.
Let's watch DNA first, honey.
- Honey. - Honey.
- Honey, honey. - Honey.
- We need to give Mary full credit for that.
- Let's just send her a clip of us going.
- [Together] Honey.
- How many views?
How many likes?
- So this went up yesterday.
- Holy f(bleep)k, 24 million. - One million likes!
- [Linda] Yeah, they've broken the record, did you not know?
- This is the fastest growing K-Pop song on YouTube ever.
- If I got those views, I would literally be able to live
for the rest of the year.
- This was released yesterday, it's their new album,
and it's record breaking, they're gonna achieve an All Kill
which means top of every single chart in South Korea.
- An All Kill?
- Yeah.
- Ultra kill.
- Ultra kill, kill, kill.
- Bring the death.
- DNA. - Rewind.
- I've gotta say though, BTS suck the (bleep).
- Okay, so we're in space right now.
I'm assuming you've got it up on your screen as well
so you can see it.
Oh his eye in space. - This is Jungkook.
- Oh, Jungkook, Linda won't shut up about him either.
- Jungkook.
- My man can whistle.
- He's got a good whistle actually.
Ooh, science!
- Gucci, all Gucci.
- $4,000 shirt.
- Nice for some.
- That was V.
- Oh, they're so cool.
- This is the hardest choreography they've ever learned
for a video.
- It's V.
That was Jin.
- Everyone thinks V is perfect looking.
I don't think he's perfect looking.
- Oh he's choking himself there.
- J-Hope!
- My man's jumping in a mirror.
- That's the dancer of the group.
- Yeah, he's like the dancer.
- Ginger one.
They all have different hair colour.
- Yeah. - Mhm.
- Bloody hell.
- That's Rap Mon, he speaks English.
- And he raps, assumably.
- No, he sings. (laughs)
- Whoa this is like a rollercoaster, dude, I'm tripping out.
What'd you pop in my coffee?
- Stella.
- Sorry.
- I want that jacket, five grand it costs.
- Could be a girl, could be a girl.
- Jimin has really androgynous--
- Would be attracted if girl.
Not gonna lie.
- I am gonna pause it once, do you have a bias yet?
Is it Jimin?
- I'm recognising this guy the most.
- [Together] Jimin!
- Is that Jimin?
- Yeah. - That's the one that Linda
is in love with.
- [Linda] And Rap Mon and Jin but Jimin's my favourite.
- Jin's there for visuals because he's the best looking.
- [Linda] No, he's not just there for visuals!
- You need to stop slighting Jin boy like that.
- Who's this, Randy? - Jin's my favourite!
- This is Jin.
- That's Jin?
- He's the tallest one, you'd get along because you're like
fucking massive. - I forgot about that,
Jin's like the Randy in the corner with the dark hair
over his eyes so you can't see him.
- [Linda] He's really beautiful.
- And he's got like a cap just like that.
- [Linda] Extremely attractive.
- It's like if I did all my videos like this,
hey guys, how you doing?
Welcome to today's new video.
- You do that, right?
- Yeah, I do actually.
- So your bias is Jimin is what I'm saying.
- I think Jimin or the kid with the purple hair.
- Suga! - Suga.
- Yeah, Suga.
- [Linda] He's pretty cool.
- He's a rapper as well.
- He's my bias.
- Did you style your hair after him?
- It was after Jimin off of Blood, Sweat, and Tears.
- Fanboy!
Just start.
- Actually, who's this kid?
- In the front, JK, Jungkook.
- Jungkook is pretty cool.
- Suga!
- I'm gonna start--
- Should I dye my hair that colour?
- This is my bias, I love him so much.
- DNA.
- That's Rap Mon.
- Don't really love, only true love matters.
- Now he chopped his head off.
- I don't like his hair.
- Who?
- Jimin.
- Yeah, it went kind of wavy.
- Triggered.
- This is Jin. - Who's this guy?
Jesus Christ.
- He's like, perfect.
He doesn't normally get that many lines though.
- That guy f(bleep)ed me.
Out of all that I'm looking at the group and out of all
the people in the group, like joke's aside, I'm looking
at the group, let's go back a couple so we don't.
You can cut this out if you'd like.
Looking at the group, was his name Jin?
- [Together] Yeah.
- Jin's the one that (bleep).
- Oh, I thought like when you say he f(bleep)ks,
that was like a good thing, it's like he's lit, lit, lit,
fire, fire, fire.
- Oh no, he is, yeah, but he's definitely the one getting
all that p(bleep) or d(bleep), I don't know what he wants.
- This is Jin, so colourful, I love it.
- Yeah, the fashion is what's jumping out.
It's definitely what you guys copy.
- I'll take it.
- I'll take that.
- Their skin is far too smooth.
- There must be some airbrushing.
- I have shirt like this, I've never wore, I'm too scared.
- Here we go.
- That jawline, boy!
- This focus in is quite a bit.
- Did they genuinely just whip?
I think they might have.
They have a dab in a video?
- This bit's good. - Not that I know of.
- Passing the pulse.
- How many are there?
It's seven.
- [Together] Seven.
- Jesus Christ.
- There's V again.
- I feel like I'm watching Tumblr but in music video form.
- It's very aesthetic.
Jin's back.
- This man is the guy.
- Back in black.
- I'd hang out with Jin.
Jin plays poker and hangs out with the boys.
That's what I'm saying.
- There's Jimin.
- Oh shoulder popping.
They're all like our age as well.
- I feel like I'm on a trip of some kind, dude.
Nice sweater, boy.
(clapping)
Here's some names and I'll say what I think.
First thing that comes into my mind.
- No, no, you spoke about Jimin a lot, go with Jimin.
- Jimin was the one with the wavy, wavy, wavy hair.
Yeah, Jimin was cool at the beginning and then he
just seemed, I don't know, I don't like the hair.
It kind of reminds me of my grandma, I'll be honest.
She's dead, so.
I like Jin, Jin was chill.
He was like the guy that I think I could hang out with.
- You go to Vegas, you do poker.
- I think Jimin is the most chill.
No, no, not Jimin, fuck, Jin.
Do they all have names beginning with J?
- Jimin.
- Jae Park.
- Jungkook.
- Did you say Jae Park?
What else we got, Suga?
- Suga.
Suga was the kid with the blue hair?
- Yeah. - Like cotton candy.
- AKA Yoongi.
- Yeah, cotton candy boy
is what we call him.
- I might start calling him that from now on.
- That's what I'm gonna call him.
- Yeah, he's my favourite, he is moody as f(bleep)k
and he hates people and that's just me, whatever.
- He doesn't actually hate them, he's just moody.
- No, but it's cool, like, yo, the cool character
in a cartoon that's like, I don't like people, that's him.
- What about Rap Mon?
- That feels like Jin though.
Rap Mon wasn't in the video, I swear to god,
I swear he wasn't in there.
You know what's mad about these K-Pop stars is if I did
this with my hair like parted it.
- It's really, really terrible.
- It's awful, isn't it?
- You look like Ian Beale from Eastenders.
Like I feel like I like it more because I don't know
what the fuck kids are talking about or singing about
and that's great and they can dance really well
and that's amazing and I wish I looked as good as they do.
- That's why K-Pop's successful.
- But it feels like, if this was in English, I would just
be watching One Direction with better looking guys
and better dancing.
- Oh, you started something.
- Thoughts, concerns.
- K-Pop is really commercial, you're there to make money.
It's not there to make money, it's there,
so do you know the brief history of K-Pop
how it's subsidised?
- No, I know nothing about it.
- It's a long history lesson, I'll fast forward this bit.
- Can we not just listen to BTS by BTS again?
- You mean Blood, Sweat, and Tears?
Blood, Sweat, and Tears by BTS, I thought it was honestly
what their names stood for.
What does BTS stand for?
- Beyond the Scene.
- Oh, I thought--
- [Linda] What was it before?
- It was Bangtan Boyscouts.
- Really?
- Bulletproof Boyscouts, Bangtan.
- Bulletproof Boyscouts is a sick name, why wouldn't you
keep that?
- Blood, Sweat, and Tears 'cause Che's not seen it
and it's the best.
- You know that retweet I tweet about?
- No, I have seen this.
I have seen this, do you wanna watch the other one?
- I could watch more if you want.
- Unless you guys just wanna jerk off over this video?
- I could do that as well.
- [Linda] Yes please.
- Oh they're reading books because they're cultured.
- This is based on the book of Damien.
- He's got a bike 'cause he's adventurous.
And he has glasses because he doesn't have very good vision.
- Suga, that's Jimin, that's Jin.
- Suga looks like he's dressed to be in the Navy.
Jimin looks way better in this when he didn't
have the hair, Linda.
- That's Jin.
- I get why you f(bleep).
- That's Jimin with the lips.
- Such a good video.
- Go on do the dance boys, I know you know it.
- I don't know it.
- Is that Jin?
- Suga.
- That's Suga!
Goddamn.
- That's Rap Mon.
- I can only pay attention to which one of you is which
by your hair colour.
These guys change their colour more than I goddamn wash
my hands.
- So Che, what's your consensus on BTS?
- In three words.
- Would you listen to them?
- Wait, so sum up in tree words and then you can ask your
question after.
- Catchy.
- As fuck.
- Attractive.
- I'll take it.
- Boys.
- That was Che's reaction to K-Pop.
I'd like to think that you have been, I think it was
a gradual process but you have sort of come around.
I reckon I could listen to them more than I could listen
to like--
- Little Mix.
- Or like UK or American pop because I don't know what the
hell these guys are saying.
- Yeah you can just phonetically learn it like.
- They've got energy as well.
- Like that Koreaography.
- Koreaography.
- Koreaography is pretty good.
- I coined that, thanks.
- If you enjoyed this video, make sure you go and check out
Chae's channel, we're gonna put the link in the description.
The description in the link.
- Nah, not worth it, mate.
- Why should I go over there?
- You shouldn't, it's not worth it, mate.
- Yeah, well, that's incentive.
- Comment below your BTS bias and what song you recommend
to friends and first time K-Pop listeners and we'll
see you again soon.
- Peace. - And if you want us
to all learn a K-Pop dance, then give the video a thumbs up.
Fast to 2,000 and we'll do it.
Thanks, goodbye!
- Naked.