(horse neighing)
(horseshoes clack)
- Why do you keep leaving the house alone?
There's been zombies outside for the past five seasons,
have you learned nothing?
Oh great.
Yeah no please continue.
Yeah, have an emotional conversation
when you're surrounded by zombies.
Oh no please, kiss.
Good, yeah, uh huh.
Work with me.
I'm trying to keep you alive.
(makes a raspy sound)
I could totally be on the show.
How do you have time for relationships?
What the hell?
Hello, hello, are you dumb?
Honestly, you deserve to die.
You deserve to die.
Oh, oh look.
Oh yeah, you're getting bit.
No good, oh, rest in peace.
Now you're only going to be remembered for your IMDb.
Idiot, I told you.
Turn around.
Is this your first day on the job?
What the eff are you doing?
Oh my God.
Why are you not staying with the mother effing group?
Stop wandering around.
Oh my goodness.
Could you just please just cha cha slide yourself
back to the mother effing group?
Oh look at me, I'm surrounded by zombies,
but what's that sound?
Let me go check by myself.
(laughs)
Idiot.
Okay, honestly Daryl,
where are you getting all these arrows from?
No, no, no, no
(grunts)
You idiot, I ask you why you panic
and then I see the zombie man come and approach you
break down why?
(laughs)
(gasps)
No.
You're stressing me out, man.
Are you ser --
Really, people don't have babies nowadays
because of the economy.
Ya'll mother effers getting pregnant
while you're surrounded by zombies.
Shut the eff up.
Are you dumb?
No, look at me.
Are you dumb?
What the hell is happening?
What?
Okay, wait, wait, what?
Who are these kids?
What am I doing with my life?
These eight year old kids are lit as eff.
Barb.
Barb, no.
Can you just believe her?
Believe her.
Can you just believe her?
See, this is your problem.
You ain't going to believe her?
You're going to think she's crazy?
Then ya'll mother effers going to die,
because you're like, "Oh, she's crazy.
"She doesn't know what she's talking about,"
and you go back to the house and be like
Stupid waste mens.
That's right, talk to us through the lights, baby.
Talk to us through the lights, come on.
Dat acting though.
Why am I not this cool?
Can someone --
Damn it.
What are you saying?
Talk to me.
Her nose is bleeding, okay.
Can you leave her alone?
What the hell is this thing?
Ew.
What?
Okay, what?
Oh my God, what?
Oh no, no, no, no.
Do not end.
Do not end now Stranger Things.
I swear to God I will be so pissed off at you.
Do not roll the credits.
Don't roll --
Oh my God, they hit me with the credits.
They hit me straight in the heart with the credits.
I want Eggo waffles.
Wait, isn't that your brother?
Wait, who is this character again?
Yo, do you know who this character is?
Why are you doing that with your brother?
How do you not have alcohol poisoning.
Liver, taking mother effing notes, ya pansy.
Homeboy's half your height.
You're acting weak as eff.
Ew, isn't that your cousin?
Are there no rules?
Okay, okay, dem boobs.
(yells)
And here come the boobs.
How do you not constantly have a hangover?
♫ Dun dun da da dun dun
♫ Da da dun dun da da dun dun
♫ Da da da da
♫ Da na na
♫ Huh huh ha hu huh huh ha hu
Oh look boobs.
Dat boob shot though.
So many boobs.
Okay honestly, I've seen your boobs
more than I've seen my boobs.
Oh my God, please die.
Die, die, die.
Kill him.
Kill him please.
Yes, trial by combat.
Let go.
What up t-shirt reference?
I will kill you, okay.
I will kill you.
I will kill your entire family.
You think this is a game?
This is not a show anymore.
Okay, this is real life.
Yes, yes, yes,
tell them Queen.
Why the eff is Winter taking so long?
What calendar are you following?
Aw, see, everyone's getting along,
and everything's going
(screams)
(gasps)
No.
(gasps)
No.
Die.
Yes.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut --
Everybody shut up.
How is everyone letting this evil leader exist?
I just don't --
Oh sorry, I forgot to change the text.
There we go.
How is everyone letting this evil leader exist?
(gasps)
They're breaking the wall.
There's monsters inside the wall.
Oh my God, they're going to climb the wall.
Honestly, I can't believe this idiot
is trying to build a wall.
(laughs)
What's good, good lookin?
What a good bunch of girls,
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Today's Tuesday.
Well, you know what happened was shut up.
I love you so much.
Thanks for spending time with me.
I hope you're having a great day, really.
I really do.
You know, you'll never have another day that's this day.
This exact day will never come again.
Here you go.
Sending you lots of love.
One love, superwoman.
That is a wrap, and I forgot the zoop last time,
so zoop, zoop.
That's a wrap, you know what I'm saying?
Oh my God, it's so hot.
I'm so weird.