- I'm a little nervous because
the person who's the captain of the black squad today
is super talented. (audience cheering)
He's a voice for the culture (audience cheering)
and he's probably one of the best MCs doing it
all across the board in hip hop.
(audience cheering)
And if you wanna debate that,
I'mma tell you you don't want no problems with him.
Y'all make some noise for Chance the rapper.
(audience cheering)
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- (DJ D-Wreck) The word is babies.
- I got three babies and everyone's knowing
Rock, Monroe and a little Golden.
- And a little poet, I think that I win.
I hope that you and Mariah split up them twins.
- Hit up them twins, we gone all the time.
I see them wearing day that I can rob.
- Every and rhyme.
I do my lines.
I think you should stick down two drum line.
- Stick to drum line got four movies though.
Matter fact I just did three in a row.
- Three in a row and I think that that's perfect,
but I think that you should take off that damn turban.
- Take off this turban, man how'd you say that?
I don't even know because you don't wanna play that.
I take you down, this is my crown,
reppin' for New York now how that sound?
- It's going down.
I came to play, I came to clown.
I came to say, "I think it's cool that you play lockers"
that you played... is that soccer?
- Yes, I play soccer and you don't feel it
because when I kick it I pick up and kill it.
Then you go deal with it then I'll just spill with it.
Nick Cannon the realest and you know that I'm the illest,
so- - Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- I am not one them goofy ass (beep).
I think that you take off pants with them zippers.
I know that I am the coolest, the realest.
And I go gorilla, I'm from Chi-town,
when I do my (beep) I never write down.
I'm off the top and I'm wearing my crown.
This is New York, but I think it's my town.
(audience cheering) (bell rings)
- [Everyone] Kill it and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Who we introducin', who we introducin'?
- This is just my friend, I think his name is David.
Please, when you go to the club,
stop telling (beep) that we related.
- [Everyone] At the family reunion who we introducin'?
(audience cheering) - Clap your hands y'all.
Clap your hands y'all.
I'mma go first.
Bring Chance out here.
We gon' do it like this, Chance.
Yo, you wanna talk about my jeans
with them skinny ass pants.
Yo, these ain't Biggie, I'mma give you one more chance.
(audience laughing) (bell rings)
- Okay, DJ D-Wreck you gon' give him a bell and I like that,
but seriously you and Spike Lee
can't never come back to Chiraq.
(audience laughing) (bell rings)
- Man, you say I can't come to Chicago,
man you should keep that, you ain't got no bars,
I guess that's why they gave you a Kit Kat.
(audience laughing) (bell rings)
- That's cool.
See this right here is a Kit Kat.
You call that a rap snack.
I heard you was at Office Depot selling backpacks.
(audience cheering) - I was.
(audience cheering)
- Atlanta turn up.
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- Exactly, why do you guys keep turning it up?
I can't really hear anything.
You guys are putting big ass sub woofers and old ass
2004 Ford Taurus's, you guys should turn down the volume,
be more low-key maybe.
(audience laughing) (upbeat hip-hop music playing)
- Nicholas, you get up here, Nicholas, you get up here.
(audience cheering)
- I'm finna bake his ass, yo.
Let me get to him, yo.
- Tell him to stay in his lane.
(audience cheering)
- Boss, you ready?
- Ready.
- Chance the Rapper, you ready?
- Ready.
- Boy if you don't get your got damn
I made these jeans from scratch, Paddington Bear patch,
lookin' ass up outta here.
(audience laughing) - [DJ D-Wreck] Uh oh.
- Now I gotta bake his ass. (audience cheering)
- [Black Squad Member] Bake his ass!
- [Chance The Rapper] Now I gotta bake his ass!
Nerdy Killmonger looking ass with them barrettes
in your braids, boy.
Emo Quavo lookin' ass, boy. (audience cheering)
- Boy, if you don't get your these
with a pack of Newports looking ass up outta here.
- No, The Love Below swag ass boy.
You look like one of Andre 3000's back up dancers, boy
with them tight ass wash work jeans, boy.
- Boy, no if you don't get your Rick Ross starter kit
beard having ass up outta here.
(audience cheering) - Skinny crack head with drugs
looking ass boy. (audience laughing)
Now, I really gotta bake your ass if you don't
take them braids out, you not gonna be able
to write no more seasons, boy.
Headache head ass, boy.
Little chain head ass, boy.
One earring wearing ass, boy. (audience cheering)
Little teeth (beep) ass, boy, doritos-
(audience cheering) (bell rings)
Are you ready to play Wheel of Fortune?
(audience laughing) (bell rings)
- [Nick Cannon] That ain't what he playing.
- Were you shooting dice?
- [Nick Cannon] He was shooting dice.
- Sweet tea, sweet tea, did you have a burger?
You got a burger? (bell rings)
(audience clapping)
- I tried to drift it away. (audience cheering)
- C'mon we got one.
- Man, I told my mama about these fast wheels,
man, this (beep) be tripping, bruh, got damn.
(bell rings) (audience cheering)
- Are you Nick Cannon? (audience laughing)
Do you have a big ass head and big ass scary ass dreams?
Buy a giant dream catcher.
(audience cheering) (bell rings)
- Oh my God.
- If one more label try to stop me,
there's gon' be some dread- (audience cheering)
(bell rings) (horn blaring)
- No, that's (beep) wack, yo.
- That's hard.
- Y'all had this easy.
- [Nick Cannon] Y'all got a big ass wheel.
(everyone arguing) Let's switch, let's switch.
Let's switch, yo.
(audience cheering)
- All right, Black Squad, Wild Out.
(audience laughing)
- Head broad as hell, huh?
- Wait, wait, wait, yo.
(audience cheering) (bell rings)
I'm Nick Cannon 'cause he wears turbans
and was in Drumline.
- Whatever. (upbeat hip-hop music playing)
Hey, come on, hey, where you at?
Atlanta, hey, hey, all right I got it.
Yo, Chance the whole episode, dog, I been peeping you.
Yachty told me, "Let me play with these (beep)
like Peekaboo."
I must to let you know off the top I'm eeking you.
I don't know, your fiance don't know if she keeping you.
(bell rings) Because she want a real man,
Show her what a freak a do.
Putting it off the top, now I'm skeetin' move
and I'mma go to the right, why you laughing?
You got something for me in here tonight
with them bogus ass jeans, them bogus ass shoes
and everybody know you got bogus ass dance moves.
(audience laughing) (bell rings)
And he's still over here cheesing.
I know this is the Red Squad season.
(audience cheering) (bell rings)
- Look, my (beep) rocking him some barettes.
Why that hairstyle, I know you got some regrets.
(audience laughing) Got on some glasses
can't you see?
You know you only wear them bitches when you read.
Little ass beard, you little ass weird.
What type of Atlanta is this?
The Donald Glover version?
'Cause this shit is extra weird.
Got a little chain that's extra weird.
I love Atlanta, it's a different kinda Atlanta.
- [Nick Cannon] I think he's talking about me.
- People do this when they are about to lie.
- What is, I ain't even gonna lie.
(audience laughing) (bell rings)
- People do this when they're about to lie.
All right, G on my mama. (everyone laughing)
- On my mama. (bell rings)
- Qualities of a strong black family.
(buzzer rings) - Chance the rapper
is the dad. (audience cheering)
- He take care of his kids.
- [Chance The Rapper] Yeah. - Salute.
(audience cheering)
- I need to win.
- [Nick Cannon] DJ D-Wreck hit the beat.
(horn blaring) (upbeat hip-hop music)
- [White Squad Member] Hey, hey, mic, hey, c'mon, hey.
- Three mice in the trap shooting dice.
- [White Squad Member] Shooting dice.
- [White Squad] You a rat 'round here losin' life.
- Losing life.
- [White Squad] They say we blind, blind to the haters.
They say we blind, blind to the haters.
- Yeah, I'm a mice, but I ain't blind.
Looking for that money I'mma find.
Yeah I'mma mouse, but I'm about that action.
Y'all the type of rats that hang with Michael Jackson.
- I be running to that check, I'm chasing Benjamins.
We chasing money while he steady chasing Eminem.
(audience cheering)
- Why you steady chasing Eminem?
Why you steady chasing Eminem?
Three mice in the trap shooting.
You a rat losing life. (bell rings)
Three mice in the trap shooting.
(audience cheering) - [Nick Cannon] Whatever.
All right, here we go. (upbeat hip-hop music)
Yeah, we love the Chi but we in that ATL shorty.
You know me, we got the king, we do it well shorty.
We free styling Lil' Durk, Chance you smell, shorty.
So we going keep it old school, we (beep) ill, shorty.
(buzzer rings)
I get a buzz for that?
I was, I, I was freestyling.
- Nick, you make me sick. (audience laughing)
(beep) you (beep), this my (beep).
Got the old school, I got the new school.
And I got Lil Durk, he'll shoot you.
(audience laughing) (bell rings)
Just kidding, just kidding.
- Hold up, TI.
Yo, lemme go head and step in, yeah,
lemme show you a little BI, lil.
You don't want try the new school?
Yeah, get your neck tie listen.
(beep) around here, get the stand back (beep).
Yeah, here we go get a trap back (beep), yeah.
(audience cheering) (bell rings)
- I, I like you DC, but
if you mention me officially we'll do your ass 'ficially
and we could take it slow or we could do it expeditiously.
(audience cheering) (bell rings)
- Wait, wait, TIP.
We did the show together, should have been on the same team.
You rapping against me, I don't know what you mean.
That (beep) is crazy, that (beep) is obscene.
You using big words, you don't even know
what the (beep) they mean.
(audience cheering) - Hold up, Chance.
Listen, I got a big ass head and you know that's a fact.
But I triple dog dare you to take off your hat.
Oh, lord. (audience cheering)
- [Nick Cannon] Lemme get a chance, lemme get a chance.
(buzzer dings) (audience cheering)
- Let's give the people what they came to see.
New school give me Chance the Rapper.
Boss man, Nick, I need you here, Nick.
(audience cheering)
- Them big ass shoes on, (beep) over here got on them
Air Wendy Williams. (audience laughing)
- I hate your hat, you got on that
community college commercial hat.
(beep) Come on, what are you doing?
Get up off the couch, man, do something with your life,
ass hat, boy.
- It look like Santa (beep) all over your jeans.
(audience laughing)
- This (beep) got a sex doll pregnant.
(audience laughing)
Is that a shake?
All right, I'll take my shake, I'll take my shake.
- We gon' talk about them big ass shoes again, (beep).
- Come on.
- (beep) take premium unleaded.
- One shakey, boss.
- These shoes came with this belt
after this (beep) got in a freak unicorn accident.
(audience laughing)
(beep)
(whistle blows) - Sorry, boss.
You out got damned.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
- [Nick Cannon] Say it with him, y'all.
- [Everyone] Wild style. - [Nick Cannon] Say it
with him, y'all. - [Everyone] Wild style.
- Say it with him, y'all.
- [Everyone] Wild style.
- Yo, if the new school try to stop me
it's gonna be some dread head (beep) in the lobby.
'Cause you know what the game is.
Yo, this is shorty, aye, what his name is?
- [Everyone] Wild style, shorty.
- Where's it at?
The magic's gone.
Shorty look like a traffic cone.
(audience laughing)
I'm here with Nick and Nick, you make sick.
(audience laughing) You make me sick.
- But thank you for letting me know
how you really feel about me, Chance.